Youths and the Brainwashing Thereof

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tdot you'd do a fucking great teacher

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you'd is my least favorite contraction.

    it eats the ENTIRE word of "would", almost.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Like I care

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You'd.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I am unable to pronounce would, so I love that contraction

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So that would mean you can't pronounce wood either?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    you'd is my least favorite contraction.

    it eats the ENTIRE word of "would", almost.

    I love Wouldn't've

    TWO CONTRACTIONS

    TWO

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    oh man

    you would not have

    You'd'n't've

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    you'd is my least favorite contraction.

    it eats the ENTIRE word of "would", almost.

    I love Wouldn't've

    TWO CONTRACTIONS

    TWO
    since we are in the teaching thread let me just say if you ever use wouldn't've in a paper and I am grading it I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND CUT YOU.

    edit: now I have heard wouldn't've before, but you''nt've is like some sort of unnatural cancer.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    no see I can pronounce wood, but every time I want to say ''would'' I try to pronounce the L as well and that fucks everything. I just dont think about how I should pronounce it and make the same mistake over and over again.

    Pretty much the same thing for ''though''.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So I'm trying to become a teacher and I've been doing some observing and teaching some pre-prepared lessons to some fourth graders.
    That's what I've been doing all this semester too.

    Except with like 10th and 11th graders.

    And in History and Spanish classes. Since that's what I'll be teaching.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    oh man

    you would not have

    You'd'n't've

    blowing my mind

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I would be an english teacher.

    I want to be an english teacher.

    I will not be an english teacher.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm actually going to be getting my teaching license while earning my fine arts degree

    be an art teacher, probably at the high school level

    I would really love to teach physics, but teaching is only a fallback so I ain't gonna spend my entire college career on it

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    H5 teachy people!

    I'm actually on the track to getting my single subject teaching credential. So, high school and middle school English.

    What I'm saying is that apparently I desire nothing more from life than for spiteful teenagers to hate me for no reason, all for pay that is terribly inadequate.

    Hmmm

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pay? Inadequate? Not really. Popping 40k a year with benefits is pretty good (and I've seen teachers at an elementary school level making it up to 80k), and you get two months out of the year off.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Pay? Inadequate? Not really. Popping 40k a year with benefits is pretty good (and I've seen teachers at an elementary school level making it up to 80k), and you get two months out of the year off.

    plus whatever other recognized holidays

    and if you can coach a sport or something the pay is a significant increase

    i was informed that teaching would not be a good thing for me because apparently it's hard for them to get jobs or something?

    and i'm like, what? it's a necessary fucking career here, folks.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What's the school policy on listening to metal during class?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Teacher shortages all over California, from what I understand. Your location, on the other hand, could get dicey. Oakland, anybody?
    What's the school policy on listening to metal during class?

    Depends on who you're friends with and if you have your tenure.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My old English teacher used to rock out during class. He was a rad guy.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I am not going to lie, the 2 months off a year is looking mighty tempting to me, and the benefits are not bad at all.

    However for the amount of schooling required to become a teacher, the pay is not exactly stellar. Don't get me wrong, it's not like teachers are living in poverty. But compared to other jobs that require 5-6 years of schooling, teaching salaries are much lower.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm done with all of my history classes after this semester, I just need one more semester of some education courses and then a semester to student teach.

    Then I'll need to take one more, just random spanish class and I'll be able to teach that as well. Of course I'd feel totally uncomfortable teaching anything more than intro-level spanish to HSers. Because fuck, I can get by, but I'm not that great with the language. I mean I've had like 6 college-level classes but I still struggle.

    Thankfully most intro-level Spanish classes at a high school is just an extended vocabulary lesson.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    gonna change my major to psychology whenever i meet the pre-req's which most likely won't be after next summer

    gotta minor in something and take 6 - 14 hours of a foreign language. i would have to go the 14 hours cause i would have to take it from the beginning because there is no way in hell my hs spanish would pass a damn thing. i know just enough spanish to get into a fight. Yo coji tu madre!

    but on the other hand, i still would like to be a teacher/coach.

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