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The 5th of May; Cinco De Mayo

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
Tequila shots!

Drinking coronas!

Hooking up with questionable women!

Yes these are all the things people do in the celebration of Cinco De Mayo!

What is Cinco de Mayo? It's my birthday!

I don't really know why Mexico designated my birthday as their primary drinking holiday...way before I was born, but I guess they knew what kind of guy I'd grow up being.

One that condones copious amounts of alcohol.

So this Tuesday, this 5th of May, have a 5th of tequila for your boy Munkus.

And buy me a new psp, because mine was stolen a couple days ago and that sucks.

WOO CINCO DE MAYO WOO TURNING 23!

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    woooooo Birthday thread

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    A birthday that happens to always fall on the day of a very special drinking holiday!

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am going to celebrate your birthday by being dead sober.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for "Fifth of May") is a regional holiday in Mexico, primarily celebrated in the state of Puebla, with some limited recognition in other parts of Mexico.[1][2] The holiday commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely defeat of French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.[3][4]

    The Battle was significant for at least two reasons. First, while outnumbered almost two-to-one, the Mexicans defeated a much better-equipped French army that had known no defeat for almost 50 years.[5] Second, this battle was important because it would be "the last time that an army from another continent invaded the Americas."[6] While significant, however, Cinco de Mayo is not an obligatory federal holiday in Mexico.[7][8]

    While Cinco de Mayo has limited or no significance nationwide in Mexico, the date is observed in the United States and other locations around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride.[9] However, a common misconception in the United States is that Cinco de Mayo is Mexico's Independence Day.[10] Mexico's Independence Day is actually September 16 (dieciséis de septiembre in Spanish),[11] which is the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico.[12]

    LET'S GET DRUNK BECAUSE THE MEXICANS BEAT THE FRENCH IN A BATTLE THIS ONE TIME

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Tequila shots!

    Drinking coronas!

    Hooking up with questionable women!

    Wait, how I am supposed to tell Cinco de Mayo apart from one of my regular Tuesdays?

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'll take any excuse to drink. To Munkus!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Happy birthday you bitter youngster.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    man cinco de mayo is probably not gonna be the big party it usually is in mexico

    you know, on account of the plague

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    man cinco de mayo is probably not gonna be the big party it usually is in mexico

    you know, on account of the plague

    Maybe if it was cinco de porco, yeah.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It will soon be discovered that getting really drunk will cure swine flu.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    man i don't know if I can get drunk again today

    but I don't want to look like a bigot

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    FAQ, come over here and wash my body for me while I go out for ice cream.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mexicans celebrate because they beat the French? Those Mexicans will celebrate anything.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Tequila shots!

    Drinking coronas!

    Hooking up with questionable women!

    Wait, how I am supposed to tell Cinco de Mayo apart from one of my regular Tuesdays?

    Tell people it's my birthday and get free shots!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    will I get ice cream

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NO.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    WELL THEN YOU CAN GO TO HELL

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So, are you gonna do it or not?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    of course

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    My 21st birthday, my parents got me a flask, a handle of vodka, and a funnel.

    My dad was clearly the guiding light of these purchases.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Tequila shots!

    Drinking coronas!

    Hooking up with questionable women!

    Wait, how I am supposed to tell Cinco de Mayo apart from one of my regular Tuesdays?

    Tell people it's my birthday and get free shots!

    Free shots sounds rad.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    happy swine flu day everyone

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Air wrote: »
    happy swine flu day everyone

    Snoutbreak '09!

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The french army knew no defeat on the battlefield because they surrendered long before they got there

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    The french army knew no defeat on the battlefield because they surrendered long before they got there

    God shut upppppppp about fucking France being a bunch of surrender monkeys. It's a joke that hasn't been funny for over a century and France is one of the most militarily successful nations in the entire history of the world.

    Whyyyyyy would you en make that joooooooke it's infuriatingly stupid argh

    LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, BLACK HUNTER

    LOOK

    GOD

    THIS IS ON YOUR HEAD

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hey Spex I heard that some people were dissing Phil Foglio in the comics thread

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I heard that some people were praising Mark Millar in the comics thread.

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  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    The french army knew no defeat on the battlefield because they surrendered long before they got there

    God shut upppppppp about fucking France being a bunch of surrender monkeys. It's a joke that hasn't been funny for over a century and France is one of the most militarily successful nations in the entire history of the world.

    The French surrender in WWII was 68 years ago.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I had a Cinco de Mayo party last night to avoid the impracticalities of midweek tequila drinking.

    Ended up drinking Skittle vodka with an attractive maths student and watching School of Rock until half four in the morning. And now, thanks to helping clear up after the party, I have an almost-full bottle of Jose Cuervo, most of a bag of tortilla chips and half a piñata's worth of sweets.

    So yay Mexicans, I guess.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    RocketScience wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    The french army knew no defeat on the battlefield because they surrendered long before they got there

    God shut upppppppp about fucking France being a bunch of surrender monkeys. It's a joke that hasn't been funny for over a century and France is one of the most militarily successful nations in the entire history of the world.

    The French surrender in WWII was 68 years ago.

    The joke's been around for longer than that.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    RocketScience wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    The french army knew no defeat on the battlefield because they surrendered long before they got there

    God shut upppppppp about fucking France being a bunch of surrender monkeys. It's a joke that hasn't been funny for over a century and France is one of the most militarily successful nations in the entire history of the world.

    The French surrender in WWII was 68 years ago.

    The joke's been around for longer than that.

    All shootin their own petrol tanks so polish airmen couldn't escape with them

    the silly french

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    hey Spex I heard that some people were dissing Phil Foglio in the comics thread
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I heard that some people were praising Mark Millar in the comics thread.
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    RocketScience wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    The french army knew no defeat on the battlefield because they surrendered long before they got there

    God shut upppppppp about fucking France being a bunch of surrender monkeys. It's a joke that hasn't been funny for over a century and France is one of the most militarily successful nations in the entire history of the world.

    The French surrender in WWII was 68 years ago.

    The joke's been around for longer than that.

    All shootin their own petrol tanks so polish airmen couldn't escape with them

    the silly french

    This isn't even about me getting worked up about comics for no good reason. I can see why people dislike Foglio and might like Millar and that's just fine and I just have a tendency to go on and on about something for no good reason, but those two things I can at least understand whereas all of the French jokes

    well, they're just fucking retarded and people who like them are fucking retards who don't know anything at all because they're retarded and should shut their retarded mouths.

    RAAAAAAAA

    okay I'm done now

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't think you are done.

    I don't think you will ever stop raging into the Internet.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't understand why Cinco de Mayo is a party day in the United States. There really isn't a significant-- or at least significant enough-- population of Mexican-Americans in this area for it to be a big thing.

    Have a happy birthday, Munkus. My buddy's birthday is that day too.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I don't think you are done.

    I don't think you will ever stop raging into the Internet.

    OH YEAH WELL OH I'LL SHOW YOU OOOHHHHH YOU JUST WAIT RRRRRR

    I meant about this thing for the time being.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Spex why you gotta go all Druhim over a thing?

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DRU

    I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
















    yesssssss

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You can learn so much from Dru

    Cause he's so old...

    Are we still telling really old jokes in here?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Old jokes have gotten pretty old.

    But not as old as Druhim.

    Nyuk nyuk

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