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My car was broken into...

EeveeloverEeveelover Registered User new member
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
So, some douche bag broke into my car the night of 5/14. They broke into the rear driver's side window and mussed around my stuff, but didn't actually steal anything from in the car (not even the change in my ash tray). The only thing they took from me was my tee ball bat from my trunk.

The tee ball bat was part of my TF2 Scout costume...

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Me as a Red Team Scout at PAX 2008


And at Sakura Con 2008, Gabe and Tycho signed my bat...

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How could you not approve?


I liked that bat. :/ Now here's my dilemma... I plan on attending PAX 2009, but what can I use to replace my tee ball bat? What should I try to get Tycho and Gabe to autograph (assuming I can even find them)?

*tear*

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Probably the same guy who stole Munkus' PSP.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Probably Tox

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Why do you link to your facebook

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Probably the same guy who stole Munkus' PSP.

    it was me

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    You don't look enough like John Cena to be a scout.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Probably Tox

    I see what you did there.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    You don't look enough like Vince Offer to be a scout.

    AMP'd on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the only girl from PAX was the headcrab one that breathed heavily and gabe and tycho. you're a god damned liar

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    you got me!

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Probably the same guy who stole Munkus' PSP.
    Maybe it's all part of a greater plan.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    the only girl from PAX was the headcrab one that breathed heavily and gabe and tycho. you're a god damned liar

    I hear Belurel went

    But there was an anime club president

    AMP'd on
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    As anime club president, I stole that bitch's bat

    Straight up nabbed the fucker

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    also the title is grammatically incorrect

    a preposition must precede its object
    upon this point I will stand fast

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Into my car was broken

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My stuff was removed from my car

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Have them sign your police report.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "A miscreant broke into my car"

    not only does this solve the obvious grammatical problem, but it also fixes the glaring style error of the passive voice

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    shit done got took

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My dingo ate my car

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    the only girl from PAX was the headcrab one that breathed heavily and gabe and tycho. you're a god damned liar

    I hear Belurel went

    But there was an anime club president

    Belruel never actually existed. I just got tired of signing on as "her" to get attention.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    also the title is grammatically incorrect

    a preposition must precede its object
    upon this point I will stand fast

    Your idea of grammar is nothing but slow asphyxiation upon the cocks of dead Latin scholars.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Carson is a figment of the liberal media's imagination.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    the only girl from PAX was the headcrab one that breathed heavily and gabe and tycho. you're a god damned liar

    I hear Belurel went

    But there was an anime club president

    Belruel never actually existed. I just got tired of signing on as "her" to get attention.

    don't you usually get more attention from the gay boys, Futore?

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just got this sweet new bat last night.

    Got some stupid face on it though.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh man, tell us all about it.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    listen, people: you are not humpty friggin' dumpty; words do not mean what you say they mean

    slow change when necessary isn't a bad thing, but throwing linguistic conventions to the forces of Chaos can only result in linguistic anarchy, a Hobbesian state of nature in which words are nasty, brutish, and short.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I do to mean what words say I mean

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    whoops.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think Pigeon English is the most superior form of the language

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2009
    the answer is that you replace your tee ball bat with a damn tee ball bat and lurk a little before making your first thread an scream for attention

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's pretty coo.

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