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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    sanius, you strike me as the kind of dude that has a tendency to make poor life decisions

    He is kinda Shibby, huh?

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    it's a pity party now

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  • SaniusSanius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    sanius, you strike me as the kind of dude that has a tendency to make poor life decisions
    I pissed off my family when I was five because I made fun of my great grandmas lazy eye in front of everyone during thanksgiving dinner. :-(

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    ok sanius, waiting for that inevitable post where you pick up some slut at a dive bar, get a cheap hotel room to fool around in, then flee the next morning after you shit in the bed

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    truly a pity party

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  • SaniusSanius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The only thing I would report is shitting in the bed dude

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Worse thing about this thread: Sanius.

    Woah, he's like getting girls numbers and doesn't have times for video games he was so high.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sanius I am your new father in law

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  • SaniusSanius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Davoid wrote: »
    Sanius I am your new father in law
    That's pretty cool.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sanius your mother and I are very disapointed in you

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Andrew WK reminds me of Meatloaf for some reason.

    The singer, not the delicious meal.

    I totally get this

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    this thread is wonderful

    because it reminds me that i am not a loser!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Now I remember why I don't miss high school.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PS, try some real intoxicants and make this thread again, you wimpy faggot.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I didn't party in highschool

    Anyways, it's not a real party unless someone lights himself on fire. Get on it Sanius

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I partied, skipped, loitered, and smoked my way through high school, failing almost everything. Now I am in college and I don't party for shit and I'm doing good in the one tier of school that really matters!

    The moral of the story is, don't be a faggot who is trying new things freshman year in college.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    PS, try some real intoxicants and make this thread again, you wimpy faggot.

    No, don't make this thread again.

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sanius wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I wrote my phone number on the bill at the restaurant

    also while we were there Black Betty started playing and I'm pretty sure I very loudly sang it to the girl next to me
    I have an on-going theme at work where I apparently have to get a girls number when she comes in if she's a 7.5 and above.

    The pressure is immense and I hate it, but I get a number anyway.

    I am the master of small talk amongst females

    you're a douche


    a terrible douche

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I prefer to read the title of this thread as a realization rather than an oath, as in, he just discovered he is not currently partying

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    HARDCORE FEELINGS

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I'd post that all over this thread

    But it does include caveman castration

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    Sanius wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I wrote my phone number on the bill at the restaurant

    also while we were there Black Betty started playing and I'm pretty sure I very loudly sang it to the girl next to me
    I have an on-going theme at work where I apparently have to get a girls number when she comes in if she's a 7.5 and above.

    The pressure is immense and I hate it, but I get a number anyway.

    I am the master of small talk amongst females

    you're a douche


    a terrible douche
    being able to chat up ladies doesn't make him a douche
    this is a common misconception among nerds

    he's a douche for other reasons

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    Sanius wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I wrote my phone number on the bill at the restaurant

    also while we were there Black Betty started playing and I'm pretty sure I very loudly sang it to the girl next to me
    I have an on-going theme at work where I apparently have to get a girls number when she comes in if she's a 7.5 and above.

    The pressure is immense and I hate it, but I get a number anyway.

    I am the master of small talk amongst females

    you're a douche


    a terrible douche
    being able to chat up ladies doesn't make him a douche
    this is a common misconception among nerds

    he's a douche for other reasons
    He's probably saying he's a douche more for the first sentence than anything after that.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I prefer to read the title of this thread as a realization rather than an oath, as in, he just discovered he is not currently partying

    That's what I assumed before I clicked on it

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    Sanius wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I wrote my phone number on the bill at the restaurant

    also while we were there Black Betty started playing and I'm pretty sure I very loudly sang it to the girl next to me
    I have an on-going theme at work where I apparently have to get a girls number when she comes in if she's a 7.5 and above.

    The pressure is immense and I hate it, but I get a number anyway.

    I am the master of small talk amongst females

    you're a douche


    a terrible douche
    being able to chat up ladies doesn't make him a douche
    this is a common misconception among nerds

    he's a douche for other reasons
    He's probably saying he's a douche more for the first sentence than anything after that.

    the last sentence is pretty douchey as well

    thanimations on
  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    Sanius wrote: »
    I have an on-going theme at work where I apparently have to get a girls number when she comes in if she's a 7.5 and above.

    The pressure is immense and I hate it, but I get a number anyway.

    I am the master of small talk amongst females

    you're a douche


    a terrible douche
    being able to chat up ladies doesn't make him a douche
    this is a common misconception among nerds

    he's a douche for other reasons

    no no, I didn't call him a douche because of him talking to girls

    I called him a douche because of the way he said he talks to girls

    the entire post is condensed stupid

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    not really
    there's nothing wrong with chatting up girls
    there's nothing wrong with chatting up girls just to get their phone number either
    get off your high horses you terrible losers

    this guy is a douche for other reasons but this retarded nerd law that guys that can chat up girls are assholes is basically nerd jealousy justified by believing that you're just above that sort of thing instead of you just being incapable of doing so

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am too good for sex

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    fuck druhim

    you're dense

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    then tell us why he's so terrible for getting phone numbers from girls just because he can
    tell us how he's damaging these poor damsels
    be that white knight lockout

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    it's more the attitude of gee chatting up girls is so hard look at me

    it's not, talk to girls like humans and you're halfway there

    thanimations on
  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I partied, skipped, loitered, and smoked my way through high school, failing almost everything. Now I am in college and I don't party for shit and I'm doing good in the one tier of school that really matters!

    The moral of the story is, don't be a faggot who is trying new things freshman year in college.

    The moral is that you are a faggot just like he is a faggot except for you are trying to act all superior about it








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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    thanimations wrote: »
    it's more the attitude of gee chatting up girls is so hard look at me

    it's not, talk to girls like humans and you're halfway there

    Shut up you jealous nerd loser.

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  • langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The best party is a pizza party.

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    thanimations wrote: »
    it's more the attitude of gee chatting up girls is so hard look at me

    it's not, talk to girls like humans and you're halfway there

    Shut up you jealous nerd loser.

    oh g-d it's true

    thanimations on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    not really
    there's nothing wrong with chatting up girls
    there's nothing wrong with chatting up girls just to get their phone number either
    get off your high horses you terrible losers

    this guy is a douche for other reasons but this retarded nerd law that guys that can chat up girls are assholes is basically nerd jealousy justified by believing that you're just above that sort of thing

    druhim, i for one am not against chatting up ladies and getting drunk with ladies and falling in a pile and fucking somewhere.

    but let me bold parts of his post that come out as fucking retarded to me
    Dumbitchinus wrote:
    I have an on-going theme at work where I apparently have to get a girls number when she comes in if she's a 7.5 and above.

    The pressure is immense and I hate it    , but I get a number anyway.

    I am the master of small talk amongst females

    this guy is saying: "oh yeah i just have to go get this chick's number because she's a 7.5+, but it's really hard because i feel a lot of pressure and i really dislike doing it, but i do it anyway, but that doesn't matter because i am the master of talking to females via small chit-chat."

    getting numbers ain't no thang. but why the fuck would you do it if you didn't like it? then later why would you brag about it?

    something doesn't ring true to me! i enjoy going up to good looking ladies and getting numbers. but i think this dude is just a dumb bitch that's gotta wave his dick around

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I got a girls number. And a guys.

    They're my coworkers and since I'm just kind of an intern I'm supposed to call if there's trouble while they take smoke breaks.

    So getting numbers is not that hard.

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