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You guys I have the swine flu

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
I am so sick, my temperature is going crazy, I'm throwing stuff up, I can hardly move

Currently surviving on throwback and bong hits

It all started when I had sex with this pig, now I can't stop craving bacon

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    die faster

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    bonghits are the only way to cure swine flu fandy

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    be rasher-nal!

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Swine flu is milder than normal flu. Swine flu ain't shit.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, it's not as bad as regular flu

    Which is like saying "I only got one spear through the gut"

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    insatiable craving for bacon is actually only a symptom of being right

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    man if having sex with a pig, craving bacon and throwing up is swine flu, then who hasn't had swine flu at least once

    I mean, honestly

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I am so sick, my temperature is going crazy, I'm throwing stuff up, I can hardly move

    Currently surviving on throwback and bong hits

    It all started when I had sex with this pig, now I can't stop craving bacon

    Why would you have sex with your mother?

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what about this;

    a bacon dildo

    the perfect valentine's day gift

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm watching this movie on demand called dance of the dead about a high school prom getting interrupted by a swarm of flesh eating zombies

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I am so sick, my temperature is going crazy, I'm throwing stuff up, I can hardly move

    Currently surviving on throwback and bong hits

    It all started when I had sex with this pig, now I can't stop craving bacon

    Why would you have sex with your mother?

    yeah, why would you go anywhere bogey has already been?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    everytime im like man fuck yes bacon

    and then i eat it

    and im like

    this really isnt that good

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Swine flu, huh?

    Well that's just swill.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    everytime im like man fuck yes bacon

    and then i eat it

    and im like

    this really isnt that good

    what the fuck is wrong with you

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    everytime im like man fuck yes bacon

    and then i eat it

    and im like

    this really isnt that good

    your problem, kovak, is that your enhanced olfactory capabilities mean bacon smells even better to you, and its taste, though awesome, can't live up to the promise

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    everytime im like man fuck yes bacon

    and then i eat it

    and im like

    this really isnt that good

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    everytime im like man fuck yes bacon

    and then i eat it

    and im like

    this really isnt that good

    your problem, kovak, is that your enhanced olfactory capabilities mean bacon smells even better to you, and its taste, though awesome, can't live up to the promise

    this makes sense

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kovak stop smoking so much weed

    you too fandy this is gods way of saying you don't deserve joy or a reprieve

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    kovak stop smoking so much weed

    you too fandy this is gods way of saying you don't deserve joy or a reprieve

    harsh

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited May 2009
    kovak maybe you are just eating lousy bacon. get some applewood smoked stuff

    maybe some peameal/canadian (though that is really more like dinner type ham than bacon)

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien, go do something worthwhile and infect some elderlies so they die of swine flu and in doing so lessen the burden on the American health care system.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Fandyien, go do something worthwhile and infect some elderlies so they die of swine flu and in doing so lessen the burden on the American health care system.

    Can I go next door and infect some youngsters in the kiddy pool instead

    Same basic concept

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    swine flu isn't like normal flu. it kills the strong before the weak

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BAM LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE
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    OH SHIT

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BAM LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    fandy what server are you on in LOTRO

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKbypiJosSY&feature=related

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    swine flu isn't like normal flu. it kills the strong before the weak

    Cytokine Stooooooorm

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    swine flu has a slave ethic

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fabricate wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BAM LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE
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    god I loved that short

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    fandy what server are you on in LOTRO

    landroval

    still haven't activated my account but i plan on it

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandy, you should go tongue kiss a raven, and thus catch avian flu. then the diseases can duke it out in your system and eventually cancel each other out.

    I can see no downside to this plan.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    fandy what server are you on in LOTRO

    landroval

    still haven't activated my account but i plan on it

    awesome

    i have a level 20 captain

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Fandy, you should go tongue kiss a raven, and thus catch avian flu. then the diseases can duke it out in your system and eventually cancel each other out.

    I can see no downside to this plan.

    I wish I could find that picture of the doctor telling mr burns he has every disease

    Also kovak I have a level 16 captain but I think I'm gonna make a burglar whenever this swine flu wears off

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i have a level 16 burglar

    i then made my captain because captain is way more awesome

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    do you guys want to know the coolest wikipedia article ever

    it is this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_mania

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, now I want me some fried bacon. Haven't had some in ages.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I farted and some poop came out D:

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Yeah, it's not as bad as regular flu

    Which is like saying "I only got one spear through the gut"

    you've apparently never been really sick then

    if you think the flu is super bad

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