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Talon
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This pretty much sums it up.
-NOW WHO WANTS TO HELP
Seriously, I'm gonna do it. Let's plan this bitch out, do it in the spirit of tradition.
If I make it inside I promise I will flat out lick the convention center floor.
I know I have let you guys down before in the past, but this time it's different.
Cause we run the show now 8-)
=ACHIEVEMENTS= :whistle:notes:whistle: --Gamerpoints--
Tig Ole' Biddies | Flash the G4 camera | wear underpants
Door Prize | Go home with a booth babe | ???
ur so khool | Robert Khoo pays for everything | profit:winky:
1000 needles |Lick the convention center floor| joke option larlar lol
Shock Paddles |Wired.com pays for everything| the chemo that is saving /b/
MOAR LEIK GAYSLO M I RITE|meet Frankie from Bungie Studios| apology
We're in for some chop|Have trouble finding a parking space| taxi tip
Science!| Randall Munroe pays for everything| KEEP THE CHANGE, YA FILTHY ANIMAL
Coal Mine Canary|Fart in the middle of a crowd during an unveiling|signal with loud "UH OH"
Cheese it!| Out run security| run forrest run!
Red Shirt| someone trips/falls behind (must have completed Cheese It!)| honor
Motherfucker LOVES Cheetos|leave a dangerously cheesy handprint on a celebrity|
Wood Log| clog a toilet in one of the convention center bathrooms| middle school
"The Jackson" |2:10| extra points for actual car roof
It's a trap!|convince at least three people I'm a girl.| tee hee!
You didn't get the memo?|Tell my girlfriend about this when I see her at the airport|please don't be mad
F-117|role play this classic stealth plane, making "brrrr! brrrr!" noises with your mouth| ask people if they liked your impession of Ace Combat Six
Mobius One|(must have unlocked F-117) ditto, but with "pshoo! pshoo!" missile noises| ask people if they liked your impression of Ace Combat Four: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oIgj8jbOdM
Ditto|Ditto!|
x99 rare candy code|find the most important person you can, and then try to teach them how to use a pokeball| tell them you get to keep the weedle when you're done.
Under The Radar|speeding ticket? never heard of em.| Oregon drivers license ftw!
Don't Fuck, With the Jesus|Just don't. He's really gullible.|also has testicles the size of bowling balls.
Remembered Dr3|pour out a mountain dew on the sidewalk| rest in peace, my dead nigga
Calvinball|
| lol wutTriForce Of Retard|mention something that already exists pretending like it doesn't|get fucking owned
LOST THE LEAD|the flag has been stolen from your base.|good job, retard.
Wasting my Time|show a moment of doubt and boredom| never gonna give you up~
The man with the plan|MikeRyu is an epic street fighter| WHAT 9000?
Flag recovered|brought home the flag|"but it's the flag! It's blue, we're blue...c'mon man...it's the flag! It's just important."
Rogue Squadron|Red Leader, standing by. Blue Leader, standing by. Green leader standing by...| LOCK S-FOILS INTO ATTACK POSITION
Fursecution|hurt the furry, get burned in hell.|Happenstance And Ribaldry I say, wot wot!
Smouldering Cheetah Tempresses|for great justice| post sum furry prawns
Pannini|post horse penis|DO IT FGT
Torched the bridge|oh bodda, ha ha| burning bridges prevents retreat.
Hi, My Name Is|But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?|:arrow:
The Flag. Period.|Capture Red Team's Flag!| DAMN YOU EMPEROR ZOMBIE
Thousander|read Anathem without ever reading the prologue.|That book makes like no sense for 400 pages if you do that
Let's be Bad Guys|THE HERO OF CANTON:whistle:| creepiest. statue. ever.
Gone In 60 Seconds|All flags taken, and hidden somewhere on the map|"I just had to tell my woman I lost 200 dollars on a stupid deal!"
Ideas Are Bulletproof|
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Q0dfrbr10lime'd for truth|now you finally see it...|eleanor~
Can't Stop The Rock|Can't stop the rock|shake my paranoia~
I don't NEED no instructions|TO KNOW HOW TO ROCK|
420 420 Neva Forget|Teefs, you just lost it for your team.|This is what you get for trying to be fake.
MJOLNIR Mark ONE armor|does anybody know what happens at the end of FMA?| cause I don't!
Please allow me to introduce myself|I'm a man of wealth and taste[/lime]| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXBZo1EDkH4
Aren't There Bears Outside?|go out! Relax! Enjoy yourself|if you/when you/should you ever get the chance...
And the people who made DivX!|(must have ATBO? unlocked)|
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just right your name on a name tag and try to look semi-professional.
If any guards come around stand next to a demo station and talk about the game
like do it entirely with no money spent on my part
Two of them are, apparently.
flash the G4 camera, get kicked out, and sneak back in.
Metal Gear 5 aaaanddd...?
Hmmm. I wonder if it will be a totally new IP.
Whatever the fuck this is
Make sure you get some strong rope.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Door Prize
who/what do I need to lick to make up for it
lick each bee or the barrel
According to Geoff Keighley the big three all have a huge surprise game that is so far unannounced. My predictions:
Microsoft: Forza 3 (which is known but not officially announced) or the new Peter Molyneux game that's being unveiled next week.
Nintendo: Zelda. We've already seen the patents, we know it's coming soon.
Sony: Final Fantasy VII remake! No, not really. I would guess Twisted Metal, but apparently David Jaffe's new game won't be at E3 (and Twisted Metal is what he is working on, it is just currently unannounced even though a message in the PSP Twisted Metal basically said "Hey Twisted Metal is coming to PS3")
all of the male bees will line up for you
I wanna lick the queen
i want to take a hammer to your likely ugly face
let's consider this the tutorial stage, where we've got to figure out how to make this happen
Level one is getting to LA
Level Two is finding the convention center
Level Three is getting inside
Level Four is doing stuff inside
...that's about all I've got so far.
how have your respective mornings been
Man, I loved Twisted Metal 2.
haven't gone to bed yet! I can't sleep, and I fear my lack of productivity is killin' me!
Sorry to hear of the passin' of your dog.
SHOW ME
SHOW YOU
KIKKO MAN
KIKKO MAN
Long time ago when people gave as shit about Halo 2 Frankie, the marketing guy for Bungie, was doing his weekly posts from different forums and places
One week he posted in SE, instantly fired upon. G&T shat bricks, came over and started a bitchfest. People coming from Bungie.net where he had placed the link flooded the place with cries of indignation. A Duck! said the following
frankie was the immediate next post.
and that's the story of how A Duck banned Frankie from our forum for making a shitty thread.
I think we have a gas leak| Fart in the middle of a crowd during an unveiling
Cheese it!| Out run security
That's quite magnificent
she was on loveline all last week
she was great
juuuust askin to get a knock knock from Ruff McGruff
"I read what you were planning to do. Lets go."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nttxwsKl7LI
Not nintendo though I guess
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
I remember them being all "Well, the thing is, you see, that we, that is to say, we the E3 organisers, well, we just can't afford this kind of event anymore." a few years back then lost interest. Now I'm hearing that they're ramping it back up again a bit? What's the deal with that?