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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm sorry, do your mommy and daddy know you're reading this forum? They should really install NetNanny or something.

    Nads on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    5'8", 125ish pounds, maybe, light brown hair, blue eyes

    All sexy

    Me Too! on
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    wiggin's right
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  • optimaltableoptimaltable Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephos wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    its not quite, go into the donation center, jack it, and hand them a cup of your sperm... they need a good viable sample, which also means more than 1 testing session and all that. I think they dont want you to have an ejaculation for like 2 weeks before you donate as well.

    Yikes

    I can barely go a day

    I'd probably blast a hole through the floor
    Like Cyclops if his glasses accidentally fell off.

    And just as red

    you uh

    you might need to get that looked at

    in a non-sexy manner

    by a strapping male doctor

    who is naked

    I'm picturing more of a James Bond situation where I'm the bad guy whose doomsday weapon is laser sperm

    Casino Boyale

    moonsprayer

    You Only Cum Twice.

    In His Majesties Pants
    Goldenshower...

    Thunderballs.
    For His Eyes Only.
    The Man With The Golden Cum.

    Quantum of Semen
    Moonraper
    Qctopussy (ba-dum-pshh)

    For Your Eyes Only

    Edit: I am a retarded person

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I wear 12s which are probably average for my height, I don't know.

    Javen on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Careful, Pip likes the sound of that because his penis would look huge in your tiny pygmy hands.

    my secret

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    basically deemer, I am saying
    REMATCH

    neville on
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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TiB wrote: »
    I can wear shoes that light up when you step down...

    .... like easily

    This is amazing.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am thinking of buying a pair for shits and giggles

    TiB on
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I was talking to my coworker last night about how pissed I am that I can't get light up shoes in my size. But then people would just think I'm mentally retarded.

    More mentally retarded.

    Nads on
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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i have a pair of these, my favorite shoes, wewt unfortunately yes, i had to go into hot topic to buy them.

    Zephos on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    How about a japanese school girl outfit and some long pigtails. Later you can fight evil by moonlight.

    Hunter on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    How about a japanese school girl out and some long pigtails. Later you can fight evil by moonlight.

    or stop by my apartment

    to battle evil

    on camera

    PiptheFair on
  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ...:C

    TiB on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    naked btw

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i wear a size 14

    do you have any idea how ridiculous new shoes look on me?

    fucking big shiny fucking clown shoes

    Dead Legend on
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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No one would go to Florida for you Pip.

    Pharezon on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    How about a japanese school girl outfit and some long pigtails. Later you can fight evil by moonlight.

    or stop by my apartment

    to battle evil

    on camera

    If we find a chick with blue hair to go along with her it's on like Donkey Kong.

    Hunter on
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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    do you have a tiny car?

    TiB on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i wear a size 14

    do you have any idea how ridiculous new shoes look on me?

    fucking big shiny fucking clown shoes

    Jesus Christ, what do you wear...flippers?

    Hunter on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    correction: it is impossible to find shoes in my size that even look good.

    thank god new balance and aasics come in grey and make a good shoe that fits me.

    ariat/wolverine/browning are also okay in my book because they make good boots that fit me.

    i just call them crocs, hunter.

    Dead Legend on
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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    As in the flipper the dolphin, not fins

    TiB on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    correction: it is impossible to find shoes in my size that even look good.

    thank god new balance and aasics come in grey and make a good shoe that fits me.

    ariat/wolverine/browning are also okay in my book because they make good boots that fit me.

    Whatever Side Show Bob

    Hunter on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am essentially average in just about every physical respect

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am a size one in womens. I officially have it the worst.

    Also, being short isn't that bad. Is there short hate in this here thread? I will not stand for that.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Newshoes.jpg

    Nads on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I am essentially average in just about every physical respect

    except body hair

    hotttt

    lostwords on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I am essentially average in just about every physical respect

    except body hair

    hotttt

    I need the insulation in chilly florida

    PiptheFair on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i'm a big guy

    but luckily i'm a big guy that's in shape and mostly not violent.

    Dead Legend on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    look at least the hair is in normal places ok

    not creepy like my back or some shit

    PiptheFair on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look at least the hair is in normal places ok

    not creepy like my back or some shit

    Also, you got a built in furry costume for yiffing.

    Hunter on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look at least the hair is in normal places ok

    not creepy like my back or some shit

    i've got a few straggler curlies on my shoulders

    all of my hair resides on my head, face, chest, belly, crotch, and ass.

    but back? so clear

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i'm a big guy

    but luckily i'm a big guy that's in shape and mostly not violent.

    lurch_butler3a.jpg

    Hunter on
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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i'm pretty good on body hair, non hairy chest or back, so i can dig.

    Zephos on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look at least the hair is in normal places ok

    not creepy like my back or some shit

    Also, you got a built in furry costume for yiffing.

    time for a murderin'

    PiptheFair on
  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look at least the hair is in normal places ok

    not creepy like my back or some shit

    i've got a few straggler curlies on my shoulders

    all of my hair resides on my head, face, chest, belly, crotch, and ass.

    but back? so clear

    :^:

    TiB on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i'm a big guy

    but luckily i'm a big guy that's in shape and mostly not violent.

    lurch_butler3a.jpg

    pfft, doesn't even compare to my facebook photo

    Dead Legend on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the only thing i have is long nipple hairs :cry:

    i want fine chest hair a lady/man can run her/his hands through

    lostwords on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    neville wrote: »
    basically deemer, I am saying
    REMATCH

    You better be scurred

    I've been working out

    Redeemer on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i'm a big guy

    but luckily i'm a big guy that's in shape and mostly not violent.

    lurch_butler3a.jpg

    pfft, doesn't even compare to my facebook photo

    I have that too

    paulbunyan.jpg

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this one time, i was grilling, and i was shirtless, and was scratching my chest and i saw a hair fall on the grill

    i kept grilling and drinking beer.

    a little bit of fiber never hurt no one

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