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HELP! BIRDS!

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You're welcome, Monroe

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    One time a bird was stuck in my garage

    And he kept perching on the garage door

    D:

    and still is sitting


    still is sitting


    perched upon a bust of Cardboard Tube, atop my garage door

    Stale on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    shortly before we moved away from florida, we found some baby birds without a mom

    my dad buried them alive in the back yard

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    One time a bird was stuck in my garage

    And he kept perching on the garage door

    D:

    and still is sitting


    still is sitting


    perched upon a bust of Cardboard Tube, atop my garage door

    And Stale would activate the Quoth signal, nevermore

    AMP'd on
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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hope my birds are gonna be ok. I really want to check on them but it is probably better that I leave them alone.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What the fuck are birds anyway

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what the fuck, they're not your birds. put them in your building manager's fucking mailbox

    Wren on
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you should cook them and then stuff them under fandyien's door mat, thats what I did

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Unfortunately, there's not much you can do for the chicks. My best, serious, advice is to deliver them to a vet who can end them without pain.

    edit: that's kind of a downer, so to counterbalance, here's a kiwi:

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    KIWI :D

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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I love kiwis. eat them skin and all

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If you feed baby birds you end up with delightfully imprinted pets that fly around the house and sit on your shoulder. True story.

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    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    peking duck is so good

    Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep.

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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    If you feed baby birds you end up with delightfully imprinted pets that fly around the house and sit on your shoulder. True story.

    I will probably have fantasies about this for the rest of my life. Instead I will have to resist the urge to disassemble my heater to check on them, and just hope that they are ok.

    It is pretty late in the season and they seemed really big. They were starting to get feathers, so hopefully their parents will take care of them and they can survive to a point where they can make it on their own. I still feel like I did the right thing putting them back into the heater.

    EDIT:
    sarukun wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    peking duck is so good

    Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep.

    I second this.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i had duck at a chinese place one

    run by real chinese people even, real mom-and-pop, barely spoke english


    it was fucking terrible, there was no meat on that shit and it was like they just grabbed the chicken and randomly hacked it apart with a machete and then stripped all the meat off for other dishes and stuck this greasy carcass in a wok and then put it in front of me

    fuck them and fuck "real" chinese food

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
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    :^:

    first scary film i ever saw

    i thought the lady in the phone booth was scary, but then the scene with the eyes pecked out

    argh

    That movie still frightens me.

    Just the other day I thought about if famous directors of today remade that film.

    I started laughing when I thought about Michal Bay's version.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon

    It would basically be test footage of this project.

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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We have a duck breast special that I make at my restaurant right now with some polenta and a jus that we make from reduced duck stock and fava beans and peas and asparagus and procini mushrooms. I don't know how spring/summery it is, but it's still delicious.

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  • animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    shankill butcher thread

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    duck doesn't work on pizza, it's like grease on top of grease.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    shortly before we moved away from florida, we found some baby birds without a mom

    my dad buried them alive in the back yard

    are you joking? if not, was there some kind of reason?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the birds were escape artists

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    shortly before we moved away from florida, we found some baby birds without a mom

    my dad buried them alive in the back yard

    are you joking? if not, was there some kind of reason?

    This reminds of this girl who told me that once two of her cats had litter at the same time and they couldn't get rid of them like at all. So instead of taking them to a shelter her dad buried half of them, alive yes. The other half he put into a sack which he beat against the ground a bunch of times. Oh how we laughed. Glad i never me her dad.

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    HOOFBEATS

    ROBIN FALLS

    WHO KNEW
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    the birds were escape artists

    This deserves recognition.

    You are a comedy ace, Mysst.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    the birds were escape artists

    This deserves recognition.

    You are a comedy ace, Mysst.
    now I can't stop picturing myself flying around in a brightly colored triplane shooting jokes

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    the birds were escape artists

    This deserves recognition.

    You are a comedy ace, Mysst.
    now I can't stop picturing myself flying around in a brightly colored triplane shooting jokes

    Let's be gay too like Maverick and Iceman at the end of Top Gun.

    Hunter on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yesss, this result is all that I dreamed of achieving. And more!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I love...



    beach volleyball

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bsjezz thread

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    shortly before we moved away from florida, we found some baby birds without a mom

    my dad buried them alive in the back yard

    are you joking? if not, was there some kind of reason?

    we were moving and they had no mom

    it was euthanasia or slow death by exposure

    Fallout on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    shortly before we moved away from florida, we found some baby birds without a mom

    my dad buried them alive in the back yard

    are you joking? if not, was there some kind of reason?

    we were moving and they had no mom

    it was euthanasia or slow death by exposure

    Now we know the prefaces to fallout's pysche

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