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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    did i hear people dissin alt text all up in here

    what is up with that
    Sorry! I mostly dont care about it.

    BUt I think it is bullshit to demand to be posted all the time and not that great really. Tripply so for three different versions.

    If you like it thats fine.

    Then don't post comics with alt texts. I'm never going to post a dinosaur comic because I dont really get the whole 3 alt text thing. But seriously, sometimes the alt-text is an integral part of the joke or comic, and saying "well they should just put it in the comic" is goddamned retarded.

    If a comic with alt text needs to be posted, post the alt text.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah whatever, Hitler!

    Bedlam on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    jerkcity aspires to one day be pokey the penguin but it will never understand the true meaning of that webcrumblic.

    man i wish i could do strikeout too there

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    did i hear people dissin alt text all up in here

    what is up with that
    Sorry! I mostly dont care about it.

    BUt I think it is bullshit to demand to be posted all the time and not that great really. Tripply so for three different versions.

    If you like it thats fine.

    Then don't post comics with alt texts. I'm never going to post a dinosaur comic because I dont really get the whole 3 alt text thing. But seriously, sometimes the alt-text is an integral part of the joke or comic, and saying "well they should just put it in the comic" is goddamned retarded.

    If a comic with alt text needs to be posted, post the alt text.

    Yeah but THREE alt texts...? I'm happy for just the main one to be posted.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    dinosaur comics has three alt texts?

    where are the other two located?

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I like to post alt texts

    But I don't like getting yelled at for only posting one of the three redundant alt texts

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dinosaur comics alt text is an integral part of the dinosaur comic experience.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    did i hear people dissin alt text all up in here

    what is up with that
    Sorry! I mostly dont care about it.

    BUt I think it is bullshit to demand to be posted all the time and not that great really. Tripply so for three different versions.

    If you like it thats fine.

    Then don't post comics with alt texts. I'm never going to post a dinosaur comic because I dont really get the whole 3 alt text thing. But seriously, sometimes the alt-text is an integral part of the joke or comic, and saying "well they should just put it in the comic" is goddamned retarded.

    If a comic with alt text needs to be posted, post the alt text.

    Yeah but THREE alt texts...? I'm happy for just the main one to be posted.

    Oh shit yeah, 3 is way excessive. I'm just talking about things like achewood, mcninja, and smbc where it is easy and almost always worth it

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    There are actually 4 alt texts.

    You have to actually send an email using the contact page to get the last one.

    Seriously on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ok i found the contact link and then there's the normal alt text

    is there seriously a third alt text or is that just for browsers that aren't firefox or something

    i tried inspecting the source to figure it out but I am only seeing two vOv

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    where is the smbc alt comic

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    where is the smbc alt comic

    Red button you hover your mouse over to the lower right of the comic. Every once in a while it isnt there, but that's kinda rare these days

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    ok i found the contact link and then there's the normal alt text

    is there seriously a third alt text or is that just for browsers that aren't firefox or something

    i tried inspecting the source to figure it out but I am only seeing two vOv

    the third is the comic's title in the rss feed

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Also I was suprised to find out this morning that Jim Davis is now making money on Garfeild without Garfeild.

    Link to the book

    hahaha oh my god.

    11 of 249 people found the following review helpful:
    1.0 out of 5 stars Where is he?, February 14, 2009
    By Garfield Master "Kitty" - See all my reviews
    i purchased this book, thinking it was another garfield book. I am a collector, and i just wanted a new garfield book to read.
    little did i know i was about to step into a world i don't want to know.

    THERE IS NO GARFIELD IN THESE STRIPS.

    WHAT?!??!?!?!? WHY???????????

    I guess it goes without saying i returned the book.

    don't buy it. the best part is missing.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well far be it for me to call Garfield Master "Kitty" biased.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    As for Achewood, if you're a subscriber you get the second alt text, but you have to actually order a print of the comic in question to get the third and fourth alt texts (the back of the print and the certificate of authenticity, respectively). The rest of the alt texts are only found in the anthologies, you'll either get the fifth, seventh and ninth alt texts or the sixth, eighth and twelth alt texts depending on the version you order.

    Seriously on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    where is the smbc alt comic

    Red button you hover your mouse over to the lower right of the comic. Every once in a while it isnt there, but that's kinda rare these days

    The SMBC alts are almost always great. I loved the "Here's just a naked drawing of me!" one.

    Also every picture I've ever seen of the SMBC guy is him making a kissy face.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think my favorite smbc alt was ABRCA-STAB-RA

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    As for Achewood, if you're a subscriber you get the second alt text, but you have to actually order a print of the comic in question to get the third and fourth alt texts (the back of the print and the certificate of authenticity, respectively). The rest of the alt texts are only found in the anthologies, you'll either get the fifth, seventh and ninth alt texts or the sixth, eighth and twelth alt texts depending on the version you order.

    I'm not sure if you're joking or not.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    uhh really

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think my favorite smbc alt was ABRCA-STAB-RA

    Oh oh oh, I remember my favorite...

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    moocow wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    As for Achewood, if you're a subscriber you get the second alt text, but you have to actually order a print of the comic in question to get the third and fourth alt texts (the back of the print and the certificate of authenticity, respectively). The rest of the alt texts are only found in the anthologies, you'll either get the fifth, seventh and ninth alt texts or the sixth, eighth and twelth alt texts depending on the version you order.

    I'm not sure if you're joking or not.

    Be sure that you specify which version you want when you're ordering.

    Seriously on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you skipped the tenth alt text

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The tenth and eleventh alt texts are in the blogs.

    Sorry, I just assumed everybody knew about those.

    Seriously on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    dinosaur comics has three alt texts?

    where are the other two located?

    there is the title of the comic that you see if you get the RSS feed, and then when you click on the comments link, it brings up an email form and the subject line of that is the third alt text

    Centipede Damascus on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hate you guys so much.

    Bedlam on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think it is kind of sad that something that was meant as a nice easter egg can now be a chore.

    I remember when you only had to post one alt text for Dinosaur Comics, now you have to slog all over the site and sign up for things.


    Strawberries don't taste as good anymore, women have no friction etc etc

    Seriously on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    man if it isn't even on the website

    is it really an alt text

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would argue that it is in fact more of an alt text.

    Seriously on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    But it is. It's all there if you view the page source. Although I would prefer if he made the title the actual page title that shows up on your browser window.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    What? You want to go on tour with us? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think the next step is just blatantly making shit up and claiming it to be alt text for a particular comic

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    I think the next step is just blatantly making shit up and claiming it to be alt text for a particular comic

    nah, include an ISBN number/amazon link

    (beartato)
    Alt Text: A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    where is the smbc alt comic

    Red button you hover your mouse over to the lower right of the comic. Every once in a while it isnt there, but that's kinda rare these days

    The SMBC alts are almost always great. I loved the "Here's just a naked drawing of me!" one.

    Also every picture I've ever seen of the SMBC guy is him making a kissy face.

    My favorite was
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    20090623after.gif

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Chrome has decided that it doesn't want to animate Homestuck anymore, weird. Just shows me the first frame of each image.

    Ten on
  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have gone a few weeks without reading ctrlaltdel. I'm feeling much better for not having read it.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    :(

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ah kc green

    you're so

    kc

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    where that from

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