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[mini-phalla] I Can Has Phallaburger? - GAME OVER - Cheezburger (Mafia) Victory
JaysonFour
Classy Monster KittehRegistered User regular
Classy Monster KittehRegistered User regular
Ah, yes, finally, my turn to run a phalla. So many ideas to choose from, and of course, it's MINE, so everyone will love it because I'm obviously the best host every to come down the pipe in a long time...
*pat pat pat*
Mmmmn... five more minutes... everyone's having so much fun in my grand epic phalla... it's so cool and people are praising me for running it... they want me to run all the phallas...
*pat pat pat pat pat*
Dammit, stop that... can't you see I'm in a dream here? No... don't fade on me... come back... urgh... *sigh*...what's so goddamned important that you had to interrupt that great dream? I was about to become the Phalla God or something...
I Can Has Phallaburger?- The LOLCat Mini-Phalla
For years, teh kittehs have been askin "I can has cheezburger?" and getting as many as dey wanted. But evry so offen, a burger would be dropped into the heating element, thru the grill. (Smart kitteh uses griddel, not grill. Get with times.) Roasted in flames sum would call Cheezburger Hell, they slowly carbonized. Then changed.
Then they got hungry.
Teh Cheezburgers Frum Below The Grill r out for revenge.
This iz furst shot at running a phalla. Be gud, offer criticizm, follow narrator-kitteh JaysonFour's instruktions. Or your head asplodes.
If you not know wut phalla is, check here.
Roolz: No talkin wit dead playerz. No anonymous communikation. No kwoting or posting of anything the pee-ems contain. Or again- your head asplodes. (As someone else put it- play the game, don't try to break the game.) The Villager PM is posted below, to prevent shenanigans.
Sign up in bold lime, if you please.
Days end at midnight, on the dot, EST. (New York time for those of u too lazy to look it up.)
How tu play: Every nite, vote for ONE player to be forced off cheezburgers for life and out of the game. Vote in !Bold Red. If you is havin second thoughts about vote, retract in !Bold Lime.
If you has a kwestion, put it in the thread in !Bold Orange. Or make a pee-em (but don't eated it) and send to narrator-kitteh JaysonFour.
The Rules (with kitteh-speak edited out)
Rules: Just the usual. No talking with dead players. No anonymous communication. No quoting or posting of anything the PMs contain. If you make a proboard, let me in on it. No using screencaps to prove anything. Don't try to break the game. If you see a problem, let me know.
Vote each day in Bold Red for one person. Retract in Bold Lime. The spreadsheeters will buy you a cheezburger for this, and it makes life easier for me. Ask for clarifications in Bold Orange, or PM me.
There's no posting requirement- but please vote every day.
INACTIVUS CAT HUNGERS (FOR CHEEZBURGERS WIT SIDE OF INACTIVE PLAYERS!
If u can not play, at least be kind enuff to pee-em JaysonFour so he can activate a reserve (if he is lucky enuff to get one). Missing two votes = you serving as french fries to Inactivus Cat's next bag of take-out cheezburgers.
Player List:
3) Arivia (Kitteh)
7) TheLawinator (Angry Whopper)
9) Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend - (Cheezburger)
10) Verr - (Cheezburger)
16) Darian - (Cheezburger)
20) ebfan - (Kitteh)
26) Dunadan019 - (Monorail Cat)
Day 1 Kasulties:
Kime (Kitteh) - voted off
SpectralSpork (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
godmode (Kitteh) - cheezburgered and nommed
Day 2 Kasulties:
iamtheaznman (Kitteh) - forced off cheezburgers by the Town Vote
MrBlarney (Kitteh) - nommed
Daius (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
Cleonicus (Kitteh) - cheezburgered
Day 3 Kasulties:
simonwolf (Kitteh) - cheezburgered
Captain Eleven (Kitteh) - voted out
Powerpuppies (Kitteh) - nommed
Day 4 Kasulties:
robothero (Cheezburger) - nommed by town vote
Orange Soda (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
shalmelo (Kitteh) - nommed
Day 5 Kasulties:
Infidel (Basement Cat - cheezburgered and tongue-burned
hellbunny (cheezburger) - nommed by town vote
Wildcat (Kitteh) - voted out
garroad_ran (Kitteh) - nommed
Day 6 Kasulties:
cj iwakura (Ceiling Cat) - cheezburgered
Eipnoom (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
DevoutlyApathetic (Cheezburger) - nommed by town vote
Day 7 Kasulties:
oldmanken (Kitteh) - voted out
Fatal3RROR (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
jdarksun (Kitteh) - cheezburgered
Reserves (who quietly root for laziness):
1) The_Reflection
2) Gandalf_The_Crazed
3) DasUberEdward
Villager PM:
Day 1 Narration
Day 2 Narration
Day 3 Narration
Day 4 Narration
Day 5 Narration
Day 6 Narration
Clarifications:
Kills will be named in the following manner:
Player Name (Role) by (method)
P.S. Guys, Thanatos has allowed me to run this game as long as the whole thing doesn't turn into a storm of LOLCats and other pics being posted. So don't post them.
*pat pat pat*
Mmmmn... five more minutes... everyone's having so much fun in my grand epic phalla... it's so cool and people are praising me for running it... they want me to run all the phallas...
*pat pat pat pat pat*
Dammit, stop that... can't you see I'm in a dream here? No... don't fade on me... come back... urgh... *sigh*...what's so goddamned important that you had to interrupt that great dream? I was about to become the Phalla God or something...
I Can Has Phallaburger?- The LOLCat Mini-Phalla
For years, teh kittehs have been askin "I can has cheezburger?" and getting as many as dey wanted. But evry so offen, a burger would be dropped into the heating element, thru the grill. (Smart kitteh uses griddel, not grill. Get with times.) Roasted in flames sum would call Cheezburger Hell, they slowly carbonized. Then changed.
Then they got hungry.
Teh Cheezburgers Frum Below The Grill r out for revenge.
This iz furst shot at running a phalla. Be gud, offer criticizm, follow narrator-kitteh JaysonFour's instruktions. Or your head asplodes.
If you not know wut phalla is, check here.
Roolz: No talkin wit dead playerz. No anonymous communikation. No kwoting or posting of anything the pee-ems contain. Or again- your head asplodes. (As someone else put it- play the game, don't try to break the game.) The Villager PM is posted below, to prevent shenanigans.
Sign up in bold lime, if you please.
Days end at midnight, on the dot, EST. (New York time for those of u too lazy to look it up.)
How tu play: Every nite, vote for ONE player to be forced off cheezburgers for life and out of the game. Vote in !Bold Red. If you is havin second thoughts about vote, retract in !Bold Lime.
If you has a kwestion, put it in the thread in !Bold Orange. Or make a pee-em (but don't eated it) and send to narrator-kitteh JaysonFour.
The Rules (with kitteh-speak edited out)
Rules: Just the usual. No talking with dead players. No anonymous communication. No quoting or posting of anything the PMs contain. If you make a proboard, let me in on it. No using screencaps to prove anything. Don't try to break the game. If you see a problem, let me know.
Vote each day in Bold Red for one person. Retract in Bold Lime. The spreadsheeters will buy you a cheezburger for this, and it makes life easier for me. Ask for clarifications in Bold Orange, or PM me.
There's no posting requirement- but please vote every day.
INACTIVUS CAT HUNGERS (FOR CHEEZBURGERS WIT SIDE OF INACTIVE PLAYERS!
If u can not play, at least be kind enuff to pee-em JaysonFour so he can activate a reserve (if he is lucky enuff to get one). Missing two votes = you serving as french fries to Inactivus Cat's next bag of take-out cheezburgers.
Player List:
3) Arivia (Kitteh)
7) TheLawinator (Angry Whopper)
9) Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend - (Cheezburger)
10) Verr - (Cheezburger)
16) Darian - (Cheezburger)
20) ebfan - (Kitteh)
26) Dunadan019 - (Monorail Cat)
Day 1 Kasulties:
Kime (Kitteh) - voted off
SpectralSpork (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
godmode (Kitteh) - cheezburgered and nommed
Day 2 Kasulties:
iamtheaznman (Kitteh) - forced off cheezburgers by the Town Vote
MrBlarney (Kitteh) - nommed
Daius (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
Cleonicus (Kitteh) - cheezburgered
Day 3 Kasulties:
simonwolf (Kitteh) - cheezburgered
Captain Eleven (Kitteh) - voted out
Powerpuppies (Kitteh) - nommed
Day 4 Kasulties:
robothero (Cheezburger) - nommed by town vote
Orange Soda (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
shalmelo (Kitteh) - nommed
Day 5 Kasulties:
Infidel (Basement Cat - cheezburgered and tongue-burned
hellbunny (cheezburger) - nommed by town vote
Wildcat (Kitteh) - voted out
garroad_ran (Kitteh) - nommed
Day 6 Kasulties:
cj iwakura (Ceiling Cat) - cheezburgered
Eipnoom (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
DevoutlyApathetic (Cheezburger) - nommed by town vote
Day 7 Kasulties:
oldmanken (Kitteh) - voted out
Fatal3RROR (Kitteh) - tongue-burned
jdarksun (Kitteh) - cheezburgered
Reserves (who quietly root for laziness):
1) The_Reflection
2) Gandalf_The_Crazed
3) DasUberEdward
Villager PM:
JaysonFour wrote:You are a kitteh!
These rumors of kitteh-eating cheezburgers have got your fur all riled up. You're supposed to nom on them, not let them nom on you. So, you're going to try and help find these little cheezburgers from below and nom them a lesson before they nom you.
KITTEH POWER: Vote for one player every night in !Bold Red. Please put retractions in !Lime Green, to keep your narrator kitteh's head from asploding.
Kitteh Goal: Nom all the cheezburgers from below before they nom you.
Day 1 Narration
Day 2 Narration
Day 3 Narration
Day 4 Narration
Day 5 Narration
Day 6 Narration
Clarifications:
Kills will be named in the following manner:
Player Name (Role) by (method)
P.S. Guys, Thanatos has allowed me to run this game as long as the whole thing doesn't turn into a storm of LOLCats and other pics being posted. So don't post them.
I can has cheezburger, yes?
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This is going to be awesome...
Ah, what the hell?
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hey you iz me!
I can has cheezburger, yes?
no worriez we be good kittehs
I can has cheezburger, yes?
Because then it's not only more creative and fun, but you avoid the "hey let's repost all the god damn meme images which are against forum rules."
This sounds good.
Also, Infidel, sign up so I can grudge you if you turn out to be converted in the main. :P
I really just wanted to post a picture of my cat.
But it's like I said, this is my first phalla, I appreciate the criticism and help.
I can has cheezburger, yes?
op needz moar cheezburger