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Dead Fantasy 3 Out -- Tifa vs Hitomi

AroducAroduc regular
edited July 2009 in Games and Technology
Awesome fanwank machinima pitting the FF girls against the DoA girls.

Dead Fantasy 1

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/115884.html

Dead Fantasy 2

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/193489.html

And the newly released (assuming you ignored the bad cam versions from some cons) 3

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/52656.html

Thoughts
Fuck yeah, Hitomi. Especially after the Tifa wankathon of 2.

It was shorter, so obviously less awesome, but at least 4+ should be out pretty soon. Loved the materia ganking through it.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    and all the nerds whip it out

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    huh, never seen these before.

    The animation is actually really kickass.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Haha what?

    Oh... Aroduc thread.

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  • Toxin01Toxin01 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't know who any of these people are.

    But they can take a lot of punches/bullets/swrods to the face/stomach/ass.

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the anime...

    the anime...


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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've watched 1 and 2 and I can't bring myself to watch the third. As soon as kairi showed up I just kinda, "Haha what? o_O" I'm gonna go play kotor 2

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Three? Hahah.

    They showed parts Four and Five at Anime Expo.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I watched the first minute of the first vid and I can't bear to watch any more.

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  • PunkBoyPunkBoy Thank you! And thank you again! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A little disappointed that it's so short, but still awesome. The entire series is pretty much done by Monty himself, and he does it in his spare time for the fans. I think it even landed him a job at Namco.

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You know, I saw some version of one of these in the GT user video section or somewhere where someone started breaking out summons.

    I might be more interested in something he did if he started doing videos with less fanwank and Les Yay and more Ryu Hayabusa vs. Pantheon of FF Summons. Why? It'd be like 300. Except instead of 300, it's 1. And he's a ninja. And the ninjas that were already there are now giant fucking monsters. In addition to the other giant fucking monsters that were already there. And then everybody dies.

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  • ZerokkuZerokku Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    I watched the first minute of the first vid and I can't bear to watch any more.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monger wrote: »
    You know, I saw some version of one of these where someone started breaking out summons.
    That's Part Four.

    Yuna ditches the guns and starts summoning shit like Shiva, Ifrit, and Bahamut on the clone Kasumi's.

    It's pretty nice until the romantic scene between Cloud and Yuna, then it goes downhill from there up to and including when Tifa gets ninja raped and cloned after an FF8 intro montage.

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    You know, I saw some version of one of these where someone started breaking out summons.
    That's Part Four.

    Yuna ditches the guns and starts summoning shit like Shiva, Ifrit, and Bahamut on the clone Kasumi's.

    It's pretty nice until the romantic scene between Cloud and Yuna, then it goes downhill from there up to and including when Tifa gets ninja raped and cloned after an FF8 intro montage.
    Yeah, whatever. Ryu. Monsters. Get someone the fuck on it.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monger wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    You know, I saw some version of one of these where someone started breaking out summons.
    That's Part Four.

    Yuna ditches the guns and starts summoning shit like Shiva, Ifrit, and Bahamut on the clone Kasumi's.

    It's pretty nice until the romantic scene between Cloud and Yuna, then it goes downhill from there up to and including when Tifa gets ninja raped and cloned after an FF8 intro montage.
    Yeah, whatever. Ryu. Monsters. Get someone the fuck on it.

    He does show up and proceeds to rape about 300 Kasumi's. I think that counts.
    I mean, there's enough blood for him to swim in.

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  • Fig-DFig-D SoCalRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    You know, I saw some version of one of these where someone started breaking out summons.
    That's Part Four.

    Yuna ditches the guns and starts summoning shit like Shiva, Ifrit, and Bahamut on the clone Kasumi's.

    It's pretty nice until the romantic scene between Cloud and Yuna, then it goes downhill from there up to and including when Tifa gets ninja raped and cloned after an FF8 intro montage.

    I don't think that's where Dead Fantasy started going downhill.

    I wish Monty Oum would go back to doing his original stuff. The John Woo inspired one was neat.

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited July 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Three? Hahah.

    They showed parts Four and Five at Anime Expo.

    Still not worth the entry price of going to an anime con.

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited July 2009
    Fig-D wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    You know, I saw some version of one of these where someone started breaking out summons.
    That's Part Four.

    Yuna ditches the guns and starts summoning shit like Shiva, Ifrit, and Bahamut on the clone Kasumi's.

    It's pretty nice until the romantic scene between Cloud and Yuna, then it goes downhill from there up to and including when Tifa gets ninja raped and cloned after an FF8 intro montage.

    I don't think that's where Dead Fantasy started going downhill.

    I wish Monty Oum would go back to doing his original stuff. The John Woo inspired one was neat.

    His original stuff? When he was making things ending with Samus and a Spartan falling in love and then everybody starts dancing?

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monger wrote: »
    You know, I saw some version of one of these in the GT user video section or somewhere where someone started breaking out summons.

    I might be more interested in something he did if he started doing videos with less fanwank and Les Yay and more Ryu Hayabusa vs. Pantheon of FF Summons. Why? It'd be like 300. Except instead of 300, it's 1. And he's a ninja. And the ninjas that were already there are now giant fucking monsters. In addition to the other giant fucking monsters that were already there. And then everybody dies.

    I misread that link as "less yay" and clicked it. I regret it.

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    You know, I saw some version of one of these where someone started breaking out summons.
    That's Part Four.

    Yuna ditches the guns and starts summoning shit like Shiva, Ifrit, and Bahamut on the clone Kasumi's.

    It's pretty nice until the romantic scene between Cloud and Yuna, then it goes downhill from there up to and including when Tifa gets ninja raped and cloned after an FF8 intro montage.
    Yeah, whatever. Ryu. Monsters. Get someone the fuck on it.

    He does show up and proceeds to rape about 300 Kasumi's. I think that counts.
    I mean, there's enough blood for him to swim in.
    Ninjas get three hundred virgins? Did... did he have to blow himself up first?

    I think I need to rethink my chosen occupation.

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  • Fig-DFig-D SoCalRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aroduc wrote: »
    Fig-D wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    You know, I saw some version of one of these where someone started breaking out summons.
    That's Part Four.

    Yuna ditches the guns and starts summoning shit like Shiva, Ifrit, and Bahamut on the clone Kasumi's.

    It's pretty nice until the romantic scene between Cloud and Yuna, then it goes downhill from there up to and including when Tifa gets ninja raped and cloned after an FF8 intro montage.

    I don't think that's where Dead Fantasy started going downhill.

    I wish Monty Oum would go back to doing his original stuff. The John Woo inspired one was neat.

    His original stuff? When he was making things ending with Samus and a Spartan falling in love and then everybody starts dancing?

    No, like Icarus and his Road series. Road lead up to Haloid, and you can really see the progression of his work. Icarus was post Haloid, but is a more visually stylistic approach to his normal shtick.

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've watched 1 and 2 and I can't bring myself to watch the third. As soon as kairi showed up I just kinda, "Haha what? o_O" I'm gonna go play kotor 2

    Nerd.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I watched the two first around the time they were released and thought they were neat. I don't know if my expectations have become higher or something, but I wasn't really impressed by number three.

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  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Flying casual Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That's some Dragon Ball Z shit right there, all of them should have been dead by the end of part 1!!!!

    Also putting "Not the End" at the end of the video sounds really retarded.
    Oh well, I'll be waiting for 4/5

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think Monty has a pretty good eye for choreography. I specially like that he bothers to synch the music to the action, even if he doesn't use original music.

    I heard some rumblings of him wanting to add story to it, which is retarded in my opinion. This is flashy, bad ass fanservice, that's it.

    And I saw a cam video of Tifa vs. bunch of ninjas stabbing here everywhere. That was pretty bad ass.

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    These vids are on the FF thread, you know.

    Anyway, this one wasn't as good as the last two, and the guy really needs to lay off the DMC music.

    Also, whoever told him to start adding dialogue wasn't keeping his best interests in mind.

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  • AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The animation seems to have gotten worse, rather than better....it makes me think he's just trying to churn these out now.

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man what a waste of really good animation and choreogaphy skills. If it was something more original i think i would have been a lot more impressed with it.

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  • KetherialKetherial Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what are those little colored balls that get knocked out of tifa?

    as a nerd, am i supposed to know this? i am disappointed in myself.

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited July 2009
    Ketherial wrote: »
    what are those little colored balls that get knocked out of tifa?

    as a nerd, am i supposed to know this? i am disappointed in myself.

    Materia.
    Kyougu wrote: »
    And I saw a cam video of Tifa vs. bunch of ninjas stabbing here everywhere. That was pretty bad ass.

    That's part 5. A promo was shown at some anime con a few months back and I think the 'full' version was shown at AX a week or two ago.

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  • AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ketherial wrote: »
    what are those little colored balls that get knocked out of tifa?

    as a nerd, am i supposed to know this? i am disappointed in myself.

    Materia. It's from DoA4.

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  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ketherial wrote: »
    what are those little colored balls that get knocked out of tifa?

    as a nerd, am i supposed to know this? i am disappointed in myself.

    Gumballs, dude. Gumballs.

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  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Flying casual Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Multi Colored Anal Beads

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Agrias Fucking Oaks Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2009
    Man what a waste of really good animation and choreogaphy skills. If it was something more original i think i would have been a lot more impressed with it.

    Well, he's said before that he isn't a team player. He does things his own way, on his own schedule, and has no interest in changing that. This was all in his "explanation" of Haloid. It's possible he's not a very good writer and/or not a great 3d modeler, but doesn't want anyone else working on his baby.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Was Monty Oum the same guy who did that Halo vs. Tekken video a long time ago? That was cool stuff, though again, borrowing heavily from source material.

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  • Grizzly_AddamsGrizzly_Addams Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    I am all for fanservice, which is pretty much what this is. <3 Video Game Girls. But production quality alone? Not good.

    The 3D Models look like something out of the latest CG Hentai game (Actually I think Sexy Beach 3 looks better!) Very bland. And while the choreography was ok, it was repetitive. The models floated alot and many hits didn't connect, making them lack impact. Limb movement was stiff.

    Worst of all was the environments. I felt like I was watching FF7 or Myst or some shit with those backgrounds.

    I suppose one could argue that I could not do better, which is true, but I also don't create a bunch of crap and spread it around the internet while fanboys suck my dick about it.

    Not the End.

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  • KasanagiKasanagi Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This reminds me of the flash cartoons of stick people fighting intense battles that seemed to be popular for a while.

    I think one of the better known series' was called Xiao Xiao or something like that? Anyway, there are two feelings that come to mind with those stickfights back then, and these fights now.

    1. As others have said, this fight should've been over long ago, regardless of which game's health management systems you use.

    2. Even if they somehow are still alive an fighting at this point, you find yourself wanting it to end. You want to know who wins already. It's like a baseball game going into the 14th inning, you're sick of waiting for it to be decided.

    As a side note, if fable, dio brando, and many other time 'sploiters have taught us anything, it's that slowing down time for everyone but yourself is clearly the way to win. Were I Tifa I would be spamming that shit.

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