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Twenty-one things a true gentleman should NEVER do.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    copy pasta

    This justifies anything how, exactly?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Some of these make no sense

    They're mostly a British thing

    The list makes perfect sense to me

    EDIT: Not to say I agree with the list, just that I understand it

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    janson explain england to me in 200 words or less

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fubear wrote: »
    I mean, etiquette is on its way out with all the other sissy French words like legerdemain and coup d'etat.

    which is one of the many, many reasons that going out in public is such a chore

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Some of these make no sense

    They're mostly a British thing

    The list makes perfect sense to me

    EDIT: Not to say I agree with the list, just that I understand it

    janson what is a boating coat

    I'm FROM the goddamn commonwealth and I don't know

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    janson explain england to me in 200 words or less

    People who found themselves comfortable in the nineteenth century and have made no effort to move away from it

    this is a wholly accurate account of the english

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    rane you don't count

    you're a filthy colonist

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i totally count

    one drop rule right

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    nope rane

    doooon't count

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    true gentleman wear dresses

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    loomdun you are confused again

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  • WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Strapless?

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  • FubearFubear Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I didn't write this list. It's a copy pasta from a fairly well known book.

    Which book? And, more importantly, WHY WASN'T I MADE AWARE?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    janson explain england to me in 200 words or less

    crumpets, cricket, rain, monty python

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ahh copy pasta. what a terrible fucking phrase

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would say if you did what that list said you would not in fact be considered gentlemanly at all.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I would say if you did what that list said you would not in fact be considered gentlemanly at all.

    I daresay that most people would in fact think you were a boor.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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    Seriously though, living to excess and leaving your family debt to pay off is considered gentlemanly?

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mutated wrote: »
    no shorts?

    what is this

    Chicanery.

    Edit: Scarab, I fear that you are no where near cool enough to be posting proscriptive lists.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    write to newspapers

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    Hemingway disagrees

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Those who think this list is nonsensical are too uncultured to appreciate how good it is. In other words, you are mere men, not gentry.

    You are the homeless man who wears newspaper on his head and feet and fancies himself the queen of England.



    In other words, dear boy, you ain't shit and your list ain't shit.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    LOOK AT ME

    I FOLLOWED THE LIST

    I'M A GENTLEMAN! I'M A GENTLEMAN!

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    eat soup at a luncheon
    own a BMW
    wear monograms on his clothing
    go skiing
    be a member of the Garrick Club
    say "Cheers!"
    hold a knife in the same way you would hold a pen to write
    wear any jewelry (an ancient sapphire signet ring from the middle ages is just permitted)
    be unconsciously rude
    call himself a true gentleman
    refer to games - e.g. soccer, football, tennis - as 'sport' or 'sports' when they are clearly not at all.
    live in Surrey, both of them
    keep a regular tankard in the lounge bar of his local pub
    refer to morning dress as 'my morning suit', or dinner attire as 'my dinner suit', unless actually a suit.
    have more than one button on his coat cuff. The one button allowed must also function as a button.
    write to newspapers
    call a boating coat a 'blazer'.
    wear shorts (except when playing games)
    live within his means
    gain a reputation for working hard and being reliable

    You're out of the club Kazhiim

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fuck you Mr. List-Maker, I'll write the editor if I want.

    I only ever do it to correct the mistaken assumptions of others, anyway, thus doing the community a service.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A true gentleman never calls himself a true gentleman-- everyone else does.

    And they call him "esquire."

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • CoreoCoreo Sydney AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • MindLibMindLib Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    awe inspiring

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    say the word "perioding"

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I dont think I've ever seen a genuine list like this for girls

    There are joke ones, but no guy is actually pathetic enough to make proper one

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A true gentleman always poops the bed

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    And always takes the money that his partner left for the cleaner.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The thing is that none of these rules apply if you have enough money, especially if the money is inherited.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This is a really dumb list.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    It's essentially the chuck norris meme

    scarab, you have no right to think you are better than the chuck norris meme

    I hope you don't

    I didn't write this list. It's a copy pasta from a fairly well known book.

    is it this one

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mans-Book-Thomas-Fink/dp/0297851632

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I can't believe no one has mentioned P.G. Wodehouse and this thread's somehow still on page five. Dishonor on you! (Dishonor on your cow!)
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fuck gentlemen. I'll come out of the hills wearing a dead bear and kill you for the right to your cattle and wife.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A true gentleman dances on the backs of the poor and spits in the fucking face of anyone stupid enough to complain about his child laborers.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I want to buy some mexicans but I'm not allowed

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Tanolen wrote: »
    What's wrong with bmws

    nazis

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