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Holy shit, there's a cat on my deck

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    oh god it's out there meowing and pawing at the screen door

    the way it's behaving makes me think it probably isn't a stray but it doesn't have a collar or anything. SO CONFUSED URGH

    Ask neighbors if they know anyone missing a cat. Someone surely is missing their miraculously jumping feline.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it's like almost 6 AM, nobody who is halfway sane is awake here

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Someone removed the cat's collar, drove it to a far away neighborhood and tossed it out because they don't want to deal with the finer points of cat reproduction. Usually if you want a cat, but don't want it to get pregnant you would have it fixed, but that would require planning and money and not being a douche.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    who is this butler

    a dastardly imposter, most likely

    I'm a cat yo

    I climb up stuff and eat food and sometimes I shit in a tray in the laundry

    it's pretty ballin'

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My cat got in a fight with a raccoon last night. My cat killed a raccoon last night.

    He's got stitches and he's wearing the cone of shame, but I can so fucking proud of my feral companion right now.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    well the mystery cat jumped back off my porch. what a fucking weirdo.

    it'll probably be back again soon. I SHALL REMAIN VIGILANT.

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    it's like almost 6 AM, nobody who is halfway sane is awake here

    hahaha

    you say that now

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there's a rabbit that must live near my house or something because it's around often when i am stepping out the door

    and the fuckin thing must be retarded or something

    rabbits are usually jumpy as fuck and will bolt if you get closer than like 15 feet

    i have snuck up on this rabbit before and it wasn't until my shadow was on it that it realized holy shit a human is right there and ran off

    maybe it's deaf?

    that would be sad

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    hey, remember that part where i said i would remain vigilant?

    that was a lie. i'm going to fucking bed.

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the cat and its spawn will gorge themselves upon your sleeping body

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Did anyone say kill it with fire?
    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aawww, you should have let it inside! Now it will spend the night outside, in the cold, mewing sadly because it has no home and it is full of babies who will also have no home and didn't you see Oliver & Company?

    Oh, and also, your cat's not purring because it loves you.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I like cats better than dogs.

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  • EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I had a cat wander in to my apartment once. On the third floor. I thought I went crazy. Seriously.

    I had that feeling I was being watched. I look over and I see a kitten standing in the door way to my room. I look away, look back and its gone.

    Hoping that I wasn't going crazy I got up and searched for it. I found it in the living room sauntering towards the deck.

    It hopped up on the railing and then jumped off landing on the deck under my neighbours.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    I like cats better than dogs.

    All the best people do.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i just bought a hostess fruit pie

    i havent had one of these in years

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    i just bought a hostess fruit pie

    i havent had one of these in years

    The hostess cupcake is the superior hostess snack.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the cherry filling was the bomb

    crust sucked though, too sugary

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have never eaten either of those things ever. Actually now that I think about it, I'm not sure I've eaten Hostess anything.

    P.S. Dogs rule and cats drool.

    And by drool I mean throw up on the carpet just where your feet will land when you get out of bed in the morning.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Butterscotch Krimpets are the best snack

    but so, so unhealthy.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i dont think ive ever had a Krimpet

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    they're pretty tasty

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i do love butterscotch though

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Crumpet?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Strumpet

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think, seeing as how the cat made an Olympic-grade jump from the ground to the porch it should be named "Pogo".

    That is all.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    I have never eaten either of those things ever. Actually now that I think about it, I'm not sure I've eaten Hostess anything.

    P.S. Dogs rule and cats drool.

    And by drool I mean throw up on the carpet just where your feet will land when you get out of bed in the morning.

    Cats have kind of a malevolent coyness going on.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That cat looks in decent shape, so it's either someone's inside/outside pet or a recent release. Fresh water is the best you can do for it if you don't want to become that attached to the animal and have it around all the time. If you don't mind it hanging around, some simple dry food and the water will do. If it has kittens, put out a box with some old (but clean) towels or bedsheets somewhere that will keep the weather off the cat. Even if you have to put a plastic or metal lid over the box and cut a cat sized hole in it. Put the food and water nearby. The cat will understand and will probably purr in your general direction.

    Then take it to a vet or shelter once it pops its kitten load.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Yeah that's been the plan so far, Hunter. I didn't see it last night but I will probably just keep the box, food and water out there anyway.

    I guess I'll update this thread in the event of further MYSTERY CAT adventures.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you should name the kitty crazy girl kitty

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cats are scum

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also zebra cakes are the best snack cakes next to tastycakes

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Holy shit, theres a cat on my lap

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    god I want a cat

    I want my family to have a cat for when I come visit

    stupid family still broken up over the loss of both our cats

    who cares they've been dead for months MOVE ON TIME TO REPLACE THEM

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    so i had a stray dog show up around my house yesterday

    its a little mutt and has a color but no name or address on the color

    it slept on my deck underneath the grill cover last night

    when i tried to get near it, it growled and snapped at me

    i dont want it around if its got something wrong with it with my dogs and kids running around

    calling the pound if its there tomorrow

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what kind of example are you setting for those kids

    you've got to wrestle that dog for dominance of the household

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    I have never eaten either of those things ever. Actually now that I think about it, I'm not sure I've eaten Hostess anything.

    P.S. Dogs rule and cats drool.

    And by drool I mean throw up on the carpet just where your feet will land when you get out of bed in the morning.

    I think you've had defective cats.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    what kind of example are you setting for those kids

    you've got to wrestle that dog for dominance of the household

    how would my kids watch?

    they are forbidden to make eye contact with me

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the information can be relayed to them in real time by one of your many lady wives

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