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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hmm, I dunno, that seems odd. Anyway, if you have any questions drop a post in the computer thread or shoot me a PM.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Unless you can look up porn on the netbook, and are doing so at this moment. I fail to see how this has anything to do with banging.


    It's Mori.

    Give him a few hours and that thing will be packed with finely collated porn.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would have posted this in the Netbook thread but I had already posted in it and didn't want to double post.

    Also yeah, it's kind of weird that they partitioned it that way. I guess they wanted to give you extra options or something? I dunno.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    I may be stepping out of some sort of technological closet, but what the fuck is an Eee?

    The one after Ddd

    I think they're too big, but some guys are really into them

    this was a great post shank

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    it was inevitable that this thread would go places other than sex

    but I never expected it to nerd out quite so thoroughly

    You wouldn't expect a thread in a forum of a video game webcomic to nerd out at some point?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    I may be stepping out of some sort of technological closet, but what the fuck is an Eee?

    The one after Ddd

    king_dedede_ssbb_lg.jpg

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    I may be stepping out of some sort of technological closet, but what the fuck is an Eee?

    The one after Ddd

    king_dedede_ssbb_lg.jpg

    I was literally two seconds away from thinking about doing this.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Any of you guys ever break a vagina?

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh we're talking about Kirby now.

    Tard on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    finally this thread will choke and die

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What do you mean by "break a vagina"

    Bruise the cervix?
    Rip the labia?

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Let's talk about Kirby, then.

    I'm trying to think about some sort of joke involving Kirby and sex.

    hmmmm


    Maybe something involving Kirby and sexual organs? But I can't think of anything really.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    just break it right off

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    something something Kirby king of comics something something

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm surprised this thread took as long to hit the moon as it did.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wreck that shit.

    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
    Honestly though, I've ruined a few relationships because after having sex we'd have to wait three or four days to rid her of soreness.

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Did you use sandpaper for lubrication or something?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    he mixed up his anti-acne exfoliation cream and the lube

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh god no lube. Whatever, hand me that icy hot and let's get this shit done.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    No, you idiots, it's because he was punishing the pussy.

    Just like Thomas Jane.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So his girlfriend's vagina had been involved in criminal activities?

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    that's how you crush a pussy

    to be fair, i've had some nights when i couldn't walk right the next day

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Only if it's against the law to be a fuck-ta--

    ...aa...

    *AAAHT-CHOO*


    snnnnnrrk


    What was I saying? Oh, right.



    No, I don't think so.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    pfft

    They just had small vags.

    It's all good I guess. More time in between meant I had to wash my bedsheets less.

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  • NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ripped one and got blood all over me, her, and the bed once.

    that was a good experience

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ripped her right in half, huh

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nostregar wrote: »
    Ripped one and got blood all over me, her, and the bed once.

    that was a good experience

    rip one what

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  • NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i wouldn't say it was quite that violent, vaginas just bleed like motherfuckers

    I see at least 3 jokes to be made there but I am lazy

    edit: ripped a vagina you see

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    maybe he farted on her and his colon exploded

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Splitting a woman open is a mixed moment for me. On the one hand, I feel bad that she's all sore and bleeding. On the other hand, there's that certain pride, knowing "Woo my dick rips women open!"

    Though the best solution is to go really, really slow the first few times and avoid the ripping, so sex doesn't get put on hold on account of healing up.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    guys the people you're having sex with shouldn't be bleeding

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    seriously
    are you guys fucking 12-year-olds, or do you just not have any sort of grasp of human anatomy and are trying to shove your dick through her stomach?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    squibs

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh man, this thread is feeling a bit bloated. I'm not feeling bloated though, I'm just hot. Fuck it's hot here.

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  • NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, look. If you're doing it vigorously enough and at an angle, it's possible to cause a small tear. I didn't think this was a weird or uncommon thing.

    Also she is pretty small (not young, just physically small) and I am a not-small dude, so that may have played into it

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    seriously
    are you guys fucking 12-year-olds, or do you just not have any sort of grasp of human anatomy and are trying to shove your dick through her stomach?

    No lube present, and a long continuous period of fucking. That seems like it would result in a high chance of bleeding.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    squibs

    what about wizard-born muggles?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    do these ladies not COMPLAIN that they are hurting before they start bleeding

    or are you guys just raping your partners these days

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    squibs

    ahahahahaha

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    squibs

    what about wizard-born muggles?

    I was actually thinking of the little exploding blood packets used for special effects.

    EDIT: See, Smart Hero gets it.

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