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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    so OKC is suggesting me a person

    This person is listed as 21,F, Bi and claims to be a "proud and dedicated sorority girl"

    I am almost certain from her pictures that she is a 34 year old transexual

    and an excessively ugly one at that

    #pipe on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    see, a lot of nerds want this

    i]lookit a girl![/i

    and this just isn't going to happen

    Au Contraire

    Hilarity Comics at eegra.com proclaims "Most men like cars and jobs! But you're not like those macho jerks. You see, I saw your quirky forum posts on the internet. Please...stay inside and play video games every day and I will worship you forever." (Alexander 12/4/2008)


    So you see, there is hope for all of us.

    Seriously on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    see, a lot of [insert social classification here] want this

    504x_cosplay_580_full.jpg

    and this just isn't going to happen

    Tasteticle on

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    see, a lot of [insert social classification here] want this

    504x_cosplay_580_full.jpg

    and this just isn't going to happen

    Maybe for a few dollars you too can buy your girlfreind from overseas

    Brainleech on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would literally have sex with that woman

    FAQ on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    see, I want this

    504x_cosplay_580_full.jpg

    and this just isn't going to happen

    I think this applies to all of us

    The Black Hunter on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    I would literally have sex with that woman

    With or without the ears?

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Honestly though, I personally don't know anyone who would go dress up as a pokémon at strangers so I'm not altogether sure how such persons and myself would get along.


    I know that you'll all permit me this sour grapes moment.

    Seriously on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    see, I want this

    504x_cosplay_580_full.jpg

    and this just isn't going to happen

    I think this applies to all of us

    Bruno would tear that ass up!

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've known quite a few cosplayers in my time. The ones who aren't there to be attention whores are pretty cool, well-balanced people. It's the look at me drama queens you have to watch out for. It's like being forced to watch an MTV reality show except with nerds. And more threats of suicide.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The first lady I met on OKC I was hells of dreading and nervous and positive it was going to be God-Awful. Like I was so sure it was going to be terrible that I just accepted it as fact on the sheer premise it was a date from the internet.

    I was like a scared child going to that.


    Got there, it was awesome, she was awesome, we've been dating since. Met two more people, he was ok, but nothing really there, she was cool, we still chat often.



    Want to know the key? Those that want to meet up "right now".


    These are not the fucking people you want to establish a personal relationship with


    use Craigslist for that shit. At least theres no pretense there.

    Stale on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Being sixteen is a great way to get out of conversations with unattractive women on this site.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    I would literally have sex with that woman

    With or without the ears?

    it really wouldn't matter

    FAQ on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Being sixteen is a great way to get out of conversations with unattractive women on this site.
    Also: Being this guy.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    why aren't there links to your guys accounts in the OP

    so I can witness your romantic failures as they happen

    FAQ on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Being sixteen is a great way to get out of conversations with unattractive women on this site.
    Also: Being this guy.
    Oh christ I laughed hard enough to wake up three people at FAQ's post and this post combined.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You mean people who want sex right now? I met one of those the other day. a skeleton with skin stretched across it
    She would not leave me alone from the time I saw her asked if she needed help until lunch when I ran to the back of the store to hide. It was just awkward.


    It's funny to watch someone I work with who I have heard the rumour from various people is listed as a sex offender. It's not hard to believe when you watch how he talks to women

    Brainleech on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The hell you talkin' about?

    That is a man that knows where his towel is (he left it at home).

    Seriously on
  • SpursSpurs Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    why aren't there links to your guys accounts in the OP

    so I can witness your romantic failures as they happen

    it is a secret.

    Spurs on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I saw a girl who is naked in all of her pictures

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Being sixteen is a great way to get out of conversations with unattractive women on this site.
    Also: Being this guy.
    Oh christ I laughed hard enough to wake up three people at FAQ's post and this post combined.
    Oh, but there's more.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this porridge is milky as fuck

    FAQ on
  • SpursSpurs Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I saw a girl who is naked in all of her pictures

    Is my sister posing again?

    Spurs on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Being sixteen is a great way to get out of conversations with unattractive women on this site.
    Also: Being this guy.
    Oh christ I laughed hard enough to wake up three people at FAQ's post and this post combined.
    Oh, but there's more.

    you know I'm much more interested in viewing the pages listed as similar users

    FAQ on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What I like best about Okcupid is the listing of alternate choices towards the bottom right of each profile, complete with comparisons.

    More friendly
    Less sex-driven
    More vain
    Larger penis


    That must be new, at least to me.

    Seriously on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    When I read that guy's self summary all I think of is Diedrich Bader's character from office space

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There is no god I signed up!

    Brainleech on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Being sixteen is a great way to get out of conversations with unattractive women on this site.
    Also: Being this guy.
    Oh christ I laughed hard enough to wake up three people at FAQ's post and this post combined.
    Oh, but there's more.

    B-but he's luminous, edible, and badass

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    [2:41:08 am]pineapple_rio:hey

    [2:42:44 am]swordfights:Hi there

    [2:43:35 am]swordfights:How's it going?

    [2:44:30 am]pineapple_rio:pretty good

    [2:44:32 am]pineapple_rio:you?

    [2:44:45 am]swordfights:It's going alright

    [2:44:48 am]swordfights:I would just like to say

    [2:44:55 am]swordfights:Before you get invested in me

    [2:44:58 am]swordfights:I am sixteen

    [2:44:59 am]swordfights:So!

    [2:45:08 am]pineapple_rio:uhh

    [2:45:09 am]pineapple_rio:lol

    [2:45:22 am]swordfights:I figured you should know.

    [2:45:27 am]pineapple_rio:y are you on the site?

    [2:45:41 am]swordfights:Not for dating!

    [2:46:50 am]swordfights:I didn't really expect anyone to try and contact me

    [2:48:09 am]swordfights:But uh, there you are!

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    why aren't there links to your guys accounts in the OP

    so I can witness your romantic failures as they happen

    No way! I'm not posting my account link! Bel will make fun of me.

    MikeRyu on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OKAY

    MONKEY BUTT IS NOT A REAL PERSON

    NO GODDAMN WAY

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    [2:41:08 am]pineapple_rio:hey

    [2:42:44 am]swordfights:Hi there

    [2:43:35 am]swordfights:How's it going?

    [2:44:30 am]pineapple_rio:pretty good

    [2:44:32 am]pineapple_rio:you?

    [2:44:45 am]swordfights:It's going alright

    [2:44:48 am]swordfights:I would just like to say

    [2:44:55 am]swordfights:Before you get invested in me

    [2:44:58 am]swordfights:I am sixteen

    [2:44:59 am]swordfights:So!

    [2:45:08 am]pineapple_rio:uhh

    [2:45:09 am]pineapple_rio:lol

    [2:45:22 am]swordfights:I figured you should know.

    [2:45:27 am]pineapple_rio:y are you on the site?

    [2:45:41 am]swordfights:Not for dating!

    [2:46:50 am]swordfights:I didn't really expect anyone to try and contact me

    [2:48:09 am]swordfights:But uh, there you are!

    They got a point. Why are you on there?

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    congratulations swordfights

    you have achieved ape like intelligence

    FAQ on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't really got a reason.

    I signed up and did the things, because people always have funny stories from it.

    Also because if I hadn't, I never would have gotten this glorious message.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    [2:41:08 am]pineapple_rio:hey

    [2:42:44 am]swordfights:Hi there

    [2:43:35 am]swordfights:How's it going?

    [2:44:30 am]pineapple_rio:pretty good

    [2:44:32 am]pineapple_rio:you?

    [2:44:45 am]swordfights:It's going alright

    [2:44:48 am]swordfights:I would just like to say

    [2:44:55 am]swordfights:Before you get invested in me

    [2:44:58 am]swordfights:I am sixteen

    [2:44:59 am]swordfights:So!

    [2:45:08 am]pineapple_rio:uhh

    [2:45:09 am]pineapple_rio:lol

    [2:45:22 am]swordfights:I figured you should know.

    [2:45:27 am]pineapple_rio:y are you on the site?

    [2:45:41 am]swordfights:Not for dating!

    [2:46:50 am]swordfights:I didn't really expect anyone to try and contact me

    [2:48:09 am]swordfights:But uh, there you are!

    They got a point. Why are you on there?
    To get harassed by screenwriting dune buggy enthusiasts.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    god damn I just came across a stone cold fox

    #pipe on
  • SUPERSUGASUPERSUGA Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I met three girls through this, last one being a couple of years ago. One normo, one crazy and one brought her mother along.

    SUPERSUGA on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    [2:41:08 am]pineapple_rio:hey

    [2:42:44 am]swordfights:Hi there

    [2:43:35 am]swordfights:How's it going?

    [2:44:30 am]pineapple_rio:pretty good

    [2:44:32 am]pineapple_rio:you?

    [2:44:45 am]swordfights:It's going alright

    [2:44:48 am]swordfights:I would just like to say

    [2:44:55 am]swordfights:Before you get invested in me

    [2:44:58 am]swordfights:I am sixteen

    [2:44:59 am]swordfights:So!

    [2:45:08 am]pineapple_rio:uhh

    [2:45:09 am]pineapple_rio:lol

    [2:45:22 am]swordfights:I figured you should know.

    [2:45:27 am]pineapple_rio:y are you on the site?

    [2:45:41 am]swordfights:Not for dating!

    [2:46:50 am]swordfights:I didn't really expect anyone to try and contact me

    [2:48:09 am]swordfights:But uh, there you are!

    They got a point. Why are you on there?
    To get harassed by screenwriting dune buggy enthusiasts.
    Monkeybutt is you, right?

    A fake account you made.

    I Win Swordfights on
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