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The taliban 2.0: civilians are people too

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've opened pandora's goddamn box

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    in all fairness stupid/poor people really do contribute less to society than the wealthy/talented/brilliant

    it's a demonstrable fact that rich people are better at deciding what poor people should do than poor and rich people together are at deciding what poor and rich people together should do

    we don't have to kill them but if we marginalized their input on the way things are run the country would go a whole lot smoother

    are you fucking serious

    no

    I'm not going to do this

    I'm not

    and the best part is you can often divide the stupid/poor and the rich/talented/brilliant among demographic lines based on ethnicity, race, political leanings, sexuality, etc

    so instituting a system wherein those with inherently more merit may contribute more to the process would be far simpler than you would think!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Begun, the stupid wars have

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm not planning on commiting any crimes so I don't really mind that other people (criminals) have the death penalty to deal with.

    Not like dying is all that bad anyway, people gotta stop complaining about it.
    well, I am planning on committing some crimes and I would like to not be killed because of it, please

    Well make sure those crimes are not against me and I'll see what I can do.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm not planning on commiting any crimes so I don't really mind that other people (criminals) have the death penalty to deal with.

    Not like dying is all that bad anyway, people gotta stop complaining about it.
    well, I am planning on committing some crimes and I would like to not be killed because of it, please

    Go to Canada, hippy!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    well thank you for making it obvious that you're trolling I appreciate that

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm not planning on commiting any crimes so I don't really mind that other people (criminals) have the death penalty to deal with.

    Not like dying is all that bad anyway, people gotta stop complaining about it.
    well, I am planning on committing some crimes and I would like to not be killed because of it, please

    Well make sure those crimes are not against me and I'll see what I can do.
    what if the crimes are against your mom

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm not planning on commiting any crimes so I don't really mind that other people (criminals) have the death penalty to deal with.

    Not like dying is all that bad anyway, people gotta stop complaining about it.
    well, I am planning on committing some crimes and I would like to not be killed because of it, please

    Well make sure those crimes are not against me and I'll see what I can do.
    what if the crimes are against your mom

    That's fine, she won't notice I'm sure.

    Marshmallow on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm not planning on commiting any crimes so I don't really mind that other people (criminals) have the death penalty to deal with.

    Not like dying is all that bad anyway, people gotta stop complaining about it.
    well, I am planning on committing some crimes and I would like to not be killed because of it, please

    Well make sure those crimes are not against me and I'll see what I can do.
    what if the crimes are against your mom

    That's fine, she won't notice I'm sure.
    fft, nevermind

    god

    Mysst on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    in all fairness stupid/poor people really do contribute less to society than the wealthy/talented/brilliant

    it's a demonstrable fact that rich people are better at deciding what poor people should do than poor and rich people together are at deciding what poor and rich people together should do

    we don't have to kill them but if we marginalized their input on the way things are run the country would go a whole lot smoother

    are you fucking serious

    no

    I'm not going to do this

    I'm not

    and the best part is you can often divide the stupid/poor and the rich/talented/brilliant among demographic lines based on ethnicity, race, political leanings, sexuality, etc

    so instituting a system wherein those with inherently more merit may contribute more to the process would be far simpler than you would think!

    I'm thinking we start by getting rid of gypsies, jews, and homosexuals

    Tossrock on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    that Tali wars poster don't make no sense

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm not saying we should limit their rights but that we shouldn't give them more

    the "trickle-down" method has time and time again been proven to be sound, and this can clearly work for other aspects of government and life

    trickle-down finances, sure, but what about trickle-down responsibility? trickle-down rights? trickle-down privileges?

    it's pretty obvious to anyone that has done the research that once you stop attempting to give rights to those that clearly don't deserve it, you can begin to fix the system from the inside. say, you could allow a town with a relatively high percentage of blacks, asians, gays, etc to elect a Mayor-like position that belongs to one of these fringe demographics; thereby ensure the continuation of democracy by allowing society's margins to be represented while ensuring that there is a series of checks and balances in place to prevent the obviously poorer and less intelligent sections of society from accidentally hurting themselves by vesting too much power in those that have historically been unable to handle it.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well this isnt the gun thread at all. Ok, well, carry on.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    in all fairness stupid/poor people really do contribute less to society than the wealthy/talented/brilliant

    it's a demonstrable fact that rich people are better at deciding what poor people should do than poor and rich people together are at deciding what poor and rich people together should do

    we don't have to kill them but if we marginalized their input on the way things are run the country would go a whole lot smoother

    are you fucking serious

    no

    I'm not going to do this

    I'm not

    and the best part is you can often divide the stupid/poor and the rich/talented/brilliant among demographic lines based on ethnicity, race, political leanings, sexuality, etc

    so instituting a system wherein those with inherently more merit may contribute more to the process would be far simpler than you would think!

    I'm thinking we start by getting rid of gypsies, jews, and homosexuals

    We need some kind of plan or solution that finalizes our ideals.

    Hunter on
  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009

    Just like the article in the link I posted it says that as of 2002 it's unconstitutional and thus doesn't happen any more. It's regrettable that it happened at all, but it happens no longer.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    its just great to know that the United States executes the mentally handicapped :)

    Really?

    Well shit.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Well this isnt the gun thread at all. Ok, well, carry on.

    Hey fag did you see what I posted in the book thread from the Bosstones twitter

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    White Heterosexual Christian Males should rule the earth

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I want to see a Special Olympics version of The Running Man featuring mentally handicapped prisoners.

    Hunter on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Well this isnt the gun thread at all. Ok, well, carry on.

    Hey fag did you see what I posted in the book thread from the Bosstones twitter

    Oh shit I didn't. Sweeeeeeeet.
    Thanks for the update!

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    alternatively: 'should', 'heterosexual'
    'males'

    Mysst on
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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Fabricate wrote: »
    White Heterosexual Christian Males should rule the earth
    'should'

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Well this isnt the gun thread at all. Ok, well, carry on.

    Hey fag did you see what I posted in the book thread from the Bosstones twitter

    Oh shit I didn't. Sweeeeeeeet.
    Thanks for the update!

    You are most welcome sir

    I wish more bands did this so we could get more frequent updates on long-awaited projects

    Streetlight

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you guys can laugh all you want, but retrospective historical science indicates a higher quality of life and per capita happiness among totalitarian/strictly regulated federal systems than among any other system of government.

    By allowing those that are better educated and from families with more experience in handling power to, themselves, handle power, we can guarantee that those that should be holding power are holding power. In the meantime, in the interest of equality, we can begin to allow poor minorities to hold positions of "mock" power (such as military positions), to familiarize them with the bureaucratic system and the American government.

    Thus, we can begin working to set up their great-grandchildren or great-great-grandchildren to hold a position wherein they may implement their agenda to a certain degree and regularly interact with the upper echelons of society/the government while not giving them too much power too fast, which would likely result in costly "cleanup" programs that draw directly from federal coffers.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    shank are you posting this from someplace

    or is this your own genius shining through

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fabricate wrote: »
    White Heterosexual Christian Males should rule the earth

    Damn, I'm out.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    privatize the post office, please

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Fabricate wrote: »
    White Heterosexual Christian Males should rule the earth

    Damn, I'm out.
    oh, don't worry nas, you just gotta say you believe in jesus

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    shank are you posting this from someplace

    or is this your own genius shining through

    I don't need to copypaste my own opinion

    anyone who legitimately believes in an argument should be able to accurately and wholly reproduce it on demand

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    in all fairness stupid/poor people really do contribute less to society than the wealthy/talented/brilliant

    it's a demonstrable fact that rich people are better at deciding what poor people should do than poor and rich people together are at deciding what poor and rich people together should do

    we don't have to kill them but if we marginalized their input on the way things are run the country would go a whole lot smoother

    are you fucking serious

    no

    I'm not going to do this

    I'm not

    and the best part is you can often divide the stupid/poor and the rich/talented/brilliant among demographic lines based on ethnicity, race, political leanings, sexuality, etc

    so instituting a system wherein those with inherently more merit may contribute more to the process would be far simpler than you would think!

    I'm thinking we start by getting rid of gypsies, jews, and homosexuals

    We need some kind of plan or solution that finalizes our ideals.

    EVERY FUCKING TIME

    I think this is a new record

    within 5 pages

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    privatize the post office, please
    keep your government hands off my medicare

    save social security

    put it into the banking industry

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