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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    defender people do drugs because they feel good

    the health problems aren't really part of the equation

    Yeah. And that's really, really stupid. I mean that's dumb on the level of like a mouse taking cheese from a trap, only in this case the mouse knows very well that there is a neck-breaking, spring-loaded metal bar right there.

    Defender on
  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    defender people do drugs because they feel good

    the health problems aren't really part of the equation

    Yeah. And that's really, really stupid. I mean that's dumb on the level of like a mouse taking cheese from a trap, only in this case the mouse knows very well that there is a neck-breaking, spring-loaded metal bar right there.

    Some people prefer to do risky things. Life is pretty boring if there's never a chance that you are going to get seriously hurt or die.

    Personally I do cocaine because it makes me feel awesome!

    Tabasco on
    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    fucking centOS when I click my mousewheel I just want to scroll faster not this crazy bs you're trying to pull alright

    fuck

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Meth made me feel like total shit.

    Cocaine makes you feel Great. Capital g.

    it probably wasn't weapons grade

    Burden of Proof on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    defender people do drugs because they feel good

    the health problems aren't really part of the equation

    Yeah. And that's really, really stupid. I mean that's dumb on the level of like a mouse taking cheese from a trap, only in this case the mouse knows very well that there is a neck-breaking, spring-loaded metal bar right there.

    Some people prefer to do risky things. Life is pretty boring if there's never a chance that you are going to get seriously hurt or die.

    Personally I do cocaine because it makes me feel awesome!

    There's a point where it's risky but there's a reward that's in proportion, and there's a point where it's a bad risk. The thing that delineates a smart risk from a stupid risk is the expected value of the outcome.

    Defender on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I hunt lions with my dick for sport

    that's all the risk in life I need

    PiptheFair on
  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    defender people do drugs because they feel good

    the health problems aren't really part of the equation

    Yeah. And that's really, really stupid. I mean that's dumb on the level of like a mouse taking cheese from a trap, only in this case the mouse knows very well that there is a neck-breaking, spring-loaded metal bar right there.

    Some people prefer to do risky things. Life is pretty boring if there's never a chance that you are going to get seriously hurt or die.

    Personally I do cocaine because it makes me feel awesome!

    There's a point where it's risky but there's a reward that's in proportion, and there's a point where it's a bad risk. The thing that delineates a smart risk from a stupid risk is the expected value of the outcome.

    Well I certainly have not had any health complications yet due to my approximate one day/night a month habit. So the risk factor is minimal so far. The reward is pretty much the best thing.

    Tabasco on
    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    expected outcomes
    feels good

    risks
    might fall over

    Air on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    defender people do drugs because they feel good

    the health problems aren't really part of the equation

    Yeah. And that's really, really stupid. I mean that's dumb on the level of like a mouse taking cheese from a trap, only in this case the mouse knows very well that there is a neck-breaking, spring-loaded metal bar right there.

    Yeah except it's not going to snap your neck? There are dummies who buy shit from people they don't know, but that ain't my problem. If it's vetted I'll trust it.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Air wrote: »
    nah everythings okay in moderation

    okay but once you start killin' folks it's mighty hard to stop

    DarkPrimus on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    if I decided I wanted to really fuck up my life and start doing drugs I'd probably go with coke just 'cause it's so '80s

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's a social drug
    everyone gets involved

    COKE PARTY

    ascot on
  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    if I decided I wanted to really fuck up my life and start doing drugs I'd probably go with coke just 'cause it's so '80s

    It will also kill you slower than meth, heroin, or E. So you will have more time to enjoy being fucked up out of your mind before that heart attack.

    Tabasco on
    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    but yeah, I've separated drugs into two columns, and those are, "probably ok in moderation" and "holy shit don't take that you will die"

    cocaine is definitely in the latter column for me, though it's moot since I am not really the sort to hunt down any kind of drug

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't think it's possible to be dissapointed with good cocaine. It's not a good thing to do, though, because most people don't have the willpower not to ruin their lives.

    uh

    it's definitely, definitely possible to be disappointed with feeling like Somebody for fifteen minutes

    pretty dumb drug

    Charles Kinbote on
  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't think it's possible to be dissapointed with good cocaine. It's not a good thing to do, though, because most people don't have the willpower not to ruin their lives.

    uh

    it's definitely, definitely possible to be disappointed with feeling like Somebody for fifteen minutes

    pretty dumb drug

    The coke I do makes me feel like the greatest thing ever for a good 45 min. Then you just do another line. I just cut myself off at 24 hours of lines. Also sex feels arguably better on coke than on E even. And you can do a line off her ass!

    Tabasco on
    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't think it's possible to be dissapointed with good cocaine. It's not a good thing to do, though, because most people don't have the willpower not to ruin their lives.

    uh

    it's definitely, definitely possible to be disappointed with feeling like Somebody for fifteen minutes

    pretty dumb drug

    The coke I do makes me feel like the greatest thing ever for a good 45 min. Then you just do another line. I just cut myself off at 24 hours of lines. Also sex feels arguably better on coke than on E even. And you can do a line off her ass!

    I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of sleazy to me. Just putting that out there.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Air wrote: »
    expected outcomes
    feels good

    risks
    might fall over

    jogging
    autoerotic asphyxiation

    Meissnerd on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    uppers are gay

    you can do weed, shrooms and dmt forever without doing any real damage to yourself

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't think it's possible to be dissapointed with good cocaine. It's not a good thing to do, though, because most people don't have the willpower not to ruin their lives.

    uh

    it's definitely, definitely possible to be disappointed with feeling like Somebody for fifteen minutes

    pretty dumb drug

    Wow, I wonder what the contrast is like. Like, if you're "Somebody" only when I'm on coke...then what the fuck are you otherwise? When you're sober, are you nobody? And if you don't like being nobody to the point where you will buy and use illegal and unhealthy substances to fool yourself for 15 minutes into thinking you're not, then why the fuck aren't you getting your life together?

    Defender on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    expected outcomes
    feels good

    risks
    might fall over

    jogging
    autoerotic asphyxiation

    tight rope walking

    Meissnerd on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    uppers are gay

    you can do weed, shrooms and dmt forever without doing any real damage to yourself

    See now marijuana makes more sense, since the side effects are...what are they again? I think reduced sperm count or quality or something is one. Plus you will probably gain weight if you have ready access to pizza and/or cookie dough. Like the odds of you ending up in the ER from pot are low, as are the odds that you'll end up selling furniture, stealing, or sucking dick for more pot money. Also you are less likely to get your ass kicked by Charlie Murphy.

    Defender on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    see with coke i'm just like

    snorrrt

    okay that feels good

    more

    okay good

    more

    okay

    more

    more

    more

    where's all my money ffuuuuck now i'm sitting out in the ghetto for two hours bcause this bitch won't open her door and fucking god dammit i'm really fiending and oh fuck god dammit just fucking GRAGHAGHGH fuck i already wiped everything from the little baggie onto my gums and argh i think i already snorted and swallowed all my snot and gljsah sljadkh ljdd (continues for two days)

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    And then the coke party goes horribly wrong.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6cT3Tvu9g

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't think it's possible to be dissapointed with good cocaine. It's not a good thing to do, though, because most people don't have the willpower not to ruin their lives.

    uh

    it's definitely, definitely possible to be disappointed with feeling like Somebody for fifteen minutes

    pretty dumb drug

    Wow, I wonder what the contrast is like. Like, if you're "Somebody" only when I'm on coke...then what the fuck are you otherwise? When you're sober, are you nobody? And if you don't like being nobody to the point where you will buy and use illegal and unhealthy substances to fool yourself for 15 minutes into thinking you're not, then why the fuck aren't you getting your life together?

    Have you not met people, Defender?

    ascot on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    then again i get to enjoy some uppers right now, guilt free

    got my wisdom teeths out yesterday

    vicodin and percoseeetttt

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You guys should do meth!

    Meissnerd on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    painkillers don't even count as uppers though i guess

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    then again i get to enjoy some uppers right now, guilt free

    got my wisdom teeths out yesterday

    vicodin and percoseeetttt

    arghh i only have codeine

    it's okay but i am seriously dying for something better

    (opiates are downers until you get to the "flip-over effect" that people who do a lot of opiates get, after which they make you feel up)

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    You guys should do meth!

    the caved-in-meth-face look is so now

    ascot on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    You guys should do meth!

    the caved-in-meth-face look is so now

    also bugs in your skin

    Meissnerd on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't think it's possible to be dissapointed with good cocaine. It's not a good thing to do, though, because most people don't have the willpower not to ruin their lives.

    uh

    it's definitely, definitely possible to be disappointed with feeling like Somebody for fifteen minutes

    pretty dumb drug

    Wow, I wonder what the contrast is like. Like, if you're "Somebody" only when I'm on coke...then what the fuck are you otherwise? When you're sober, are you nobody? And if you don't like being nobody to the point where you will buy and use illegal and unhealthy substances to fool yourself for 15 minutes into thinking you're not, then why the fuck aren't you getting your life together?

    Have you not met people, Defender?

    I try to hang out exclusively with smart people, disciplined people, or people who at least aren't retards. Most of the people I know are successful in life in at least some way or another, so they don't need to fool themselves with chemicals to feel like they're Somebody. I have some friends who did do cocaine, like back in the 80s, and their sentiment is usually "holy fuck that was so stupid."

    Also I'm pretty sure that most people don't do cocaine, though I'd welcome any statistics you may have. Unfortunately, since it's illegal just about everywhere, it's kind of hard to get good numbers.

    Defender on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    You guys should do meth!

    the caved-in-meth-face look is so now

    also bugs in your skin

    Plus you can become your very own meth tree! Or, well, more like a meth bush, I guess. Either way, just pick off the methberries! They're free!

    Defender on
  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tabasco wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't think it's possible to be dissapointed with good cocaine. It's not a good thing to do, though, because most people don't have the willpower not to ruin their lives.

    uh

    it's definitely, definitely possible to be disappointed with feeling like Somebody for fifteen minutes

    pretty dumb drug

    The coke I do makes me feel like the greatest thing ever for a good 45 min. Then you just do another line. I just cut myself off at 24 hours of lines. Also sex feels arguably better on coke than on E even. And you can do a line off her ass!

    I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of sleazy to me. Just putting that out there.

    I tend to appear more sleazy online. I'm a pretty nice guy actually. I just love my sex, drugs, and music though. Sometimes it is a conflict of interest.

    Tabasco on
    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I hate all of that I much prefer Lutheran liturgical verse

    Meissnerd on
  • TabascoTabasco Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ugh, meth is seriously the worst thing. You do it once and man, you are pretty hooked. Nasty shit.

    Tabasco on
    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't think it's possible to be dissapointed with good cocaine. It's not a good thing to do, though, because most people don't have the willpower not to ruin their lives.

    uh

    it's definitely, definitely possible to be disappointed with feeling like Somebody for fifteen minutes

    pretty dumb drug

    Wow, I wonder what the contrast is like. Like, if you're "Somebody" only when I'm on coke...then what the fuck are you otherwise? When you're sober, are you nobody? And if you don't like being nobody to the point where you will buy and use illegal and unhealthy substances to fool yourself for 15 minutes into thinking you're not, then why the fuck aren't you getting your life together?

    Have you not met people, Defender?

    I try to hang out exclusively with smart people, disciplined people, or people who at least aren't retards. Most of the people I know are successful in life in at least some way or another, so they don't need to fool themselves with chemicals to feel like they're Somebody. I have some friends who did do cocaine, like back in the 80s, and their sentiment is usually "holy fuck that was so stupid."

    Also I'm pretty sure that most people don't do cocaine, though I'd welcome any statistics you may have. Unfortunately, since it's illegal just about everywhere, it's kind of hard to get good numbers.

    It wasn't really "here is evidence" comment, I'm saying there are an awful lot of awful people that look forward to the weekend to go out and take drugs and feel like they're the "somebody" that Shank is talking about.

    Also, apparently an estimated 750k people as of 2007 had used cocaine at least once in the UK. I think that's a very reserved estimate.

    ascot on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tabasco wrote: »

    I tend to appear more sleazy online. I'm a pretty nice guy actually. I just love my sex, drugs, and music though. Sometimes it is a conflict of interest.

    Is it like the fire triangle? You can't have one without the others?

    ascot on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    uppers are gay

    you can do weed, shrooms and dmt forever without doing any real damage to yourself

    See now marijuana makes more sense, since the side effects are...what are they again? I think reduced sperm count or quality or something is one. Plus you will probably gain weight if you have ready access to pizza and/or cookie dough. Like the odds of you ending up in the ER from pot are low, as are the odds that you'll end up selling furniture, stealing, or sucking dick for more pot money. Also you are less likely to get your ass kicked by Charlie Murphy.
    um, and that prolonged marijuana use causes brain damage

    Randall_Flagg on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    remember how tabasco gets off on hitting girls or whatever

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