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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
Man, if you were racing a nuclear blast wave while jerking off how bad would it suck if you were just about there and then you disintegrate before you blow your load.
Man, if you were racing a nuclear blast wave while jerking off how bad would it suck if you were just about there and then you disintegrate before you blow your load.
It would suck for a tiny fraction of a second then you wouldn't care because you'd be a little cloud of radioactive dust.
Man, if you were racing a nuclear blast wave while jerking off how bad would it suck if you were just about there and then you disintegrate before you blow your load.
I'd imagine it would be better than explaining the hand shaped stencil burns on your penis when you got to the hospital.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
Man, if you were racing a nuclear blast wave while jerking off how bad would it suck if you were just about there and then you disintegrate before you blow your load.
It would suck for a tiny fraction of a second then you wouldn't care because you'd be a little cloud of radioactive dust.
OK, but what if heaven isn't bullshit and you suddenly pop up on a cloud in front of the other thousands of people that just got nuked with your cock in your hand. St. Peter looking at you, shaking his head.
Man, if you were racing a nuclear blast wave while jerking off how bad would it suck if you were just about there and then you disintegrate before you blow your load.
It would suck for a tiny fraction of a second then you wouldn't care because you'd be a little cloud of radioactive dust.
OK, but what if heaven isn't bullshit and you suddenly pop up on a cloud in front of the other thousands of people that just got nuked with your cock in your hand. St. Peter looking at you, shaking his head.
Man, if you were racing a nuclear blast wave while jerking off how bad would it suck if you were just about there and then you disintegrate before you blow your load.
It would suck for a tiny fraction of a second then you wouldn't care because you'd be a little cloud of radioactive dust.
OK, but what if heaven isn't bullshit and you suddenly pop up on a cloud in front of the other thousands of people that just got nuked with your cock in your hand. St. Peter looking at you, shaking his head.
Don't you read the damn bible? You don't get into heaven if you jerk it. Thou shalt not lie with thine tube sock as thou lays with woman or something like that.
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Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
God, socks have never done it for me.
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
Man, if you were racing a nuclear blast wave while jerking off how bad would it suck if you were just about there and then you disintegrate before you blow your load.
It would suck for a tiny fraction of a second then you wouldn't care because you'd be a little cloud of radioactive dust.
OK, but what if heaven isn't bullshit and you suddenly pop up on a cloud in front of the other thousands of people that just got nuked with your cock in your hand. St. Peter looking at you, shaking his head.
This is not a rare occurrence.
They are called the Pearly Gates for a reason.
fucker I choked on a sandwich
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
today some guy on my route to work had a weird "AMERICA ARE ALL MURDERERS" sign but it made more sense when I saw his "WHY ISN'T THERE A HIROSHIMA MEMORIAL DAY?" sign
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silently masturbating?
you know, if I saw a nuclear explosion, I might just see if I could wank off to it.
You have less than thirty seconds to climax before the shockwave rips you asunder. Challenge accepted.
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It would suck for a tiny fraction of a second then you wouldn't care because you'd be a little cloud of radioactive dust.
I'd imagine it would be better than explaining the hand shaped stencil burns on your penis when you got to the hospital.
OK, but what if heaven isn't bullshit and you suddenly pop up on a cloud in front of the other thousands of people that just got nuked with your cock in your hand. St. Peter looking at you, shaking his head.
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This is not a rare occurrence.
They are called the Pearly Gates for a reason.
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Dude, you always wash your hands first or it's gay.
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Don't you read the damn bible? You don't get into heaven if you jerk it. Thou shalt not lie with thine tube sock as thou lays with woman or something like that.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
fucker I choked on a sandwich