Can't be arsed

FlayFlay Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
An ironic situation: in order to get my university work done, I need to come up with excuses not to get it done.

You will now give me excuses of types including but not limited to the bizarre, the banal and the batshit insane types.

EDIT:
I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday, and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    tell your teacher you were too busy making a bad thread

    Swill on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    a dingo ate your baby

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    a dingo ate your baby

    A baby ate my dingo.

    Flay on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    do your own goddang homework
    this

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the lack of quality in this thread made me go check out h/a

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    do your own goddang homework
    this

    Hey hey hey. 'Appropriating' ideas is part of the task. (I'm not kidding).

    EDIT: Ah fuck this.

    Flay on
  • noluitnoluit Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    too dumb to do homewerks?

    noluit on
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Too busy fucking a couch

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    'I am shit.'

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    do your own goddang homework
    this

    Hey hey hey. 'Appropriating' ideas is part of the task. (I'm not kidding).

    EDIT: Ah fuck this.
    doesn't mean we give a fuck

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    do your own goddang homework
    this

    hey now

    write your own goddang posts

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    do your own goddang homework
    this

    hey now

    write your own goddang posts

    I chortled

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    do your own goddang homework
    this

    hey now

    write your own goddang posts

    :^:

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    do your own goddang homework
    this

    hey now

    write your own goddang posts

    I chortled

    gross put that thing away when in public man jeez

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This guy in IRC is calling me a cheater and saying I'm a dishonourable person for doing some of the data collecting in physics labs by taking the first value, last value and drawing a line between them and then putting points near the line for stuff that is obviously going to be a linear relationship. Apparently I'm going to get thrown out of university and some other stuff for it, it's quite hilarious really.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This is my recent uni work with horrible picture quality
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    Very proud of the chrome sphere

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ^^
    oh wow that is some amazing coloring, good job!
    L|ama wrote: »
    This guy in IRC is calling me a cheater and saying I'm a dishonourable person for doing some of the data collecting in physics labs by taking the first value, last value and drawing a line between them and then putting points near the line for stuff that is obviously going to be a linear relationship. Apparently I'm going to get thrown out of university and some other stuff for it, it's quite hilarious really.

    oldest trick in the book
    right after not giving 01/01/1953 as your birthdate to watch internet videos

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    can't you just draw pictures at home?

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Email him a link to this thread.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I know!

    And now he's talking about how starving children are paying for it or something, I'm not quite sure.
    This is my recent uni work with horrible picture quality
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    Picture24.jpg

    Very proud of the chrome sphere

    This is mine:
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    It is even more exciting than it looks!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Look at all the cheating going on in L|ama's post.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You were spending most of your life living in a gangsta's paradise

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I will try to scan them tomorrow

    I will also take photos of my cube that is, as far as the 1/2 millimeter toloerance goes, perfect

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can I hijack this thread to make it the "my job sucks big fat donkey dick oh god somebody please shoot me now" thread? Pleeeeease.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    shoulda stayed in school

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can I hijack this thread to make it the "my job sucks big fat donkey dick oh god somebody please shoot me now" thread? Pleeeeease.

    that's what I thought this thread was about as well. I'm about to go to my miserable job.

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  • EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    isn't sodium laurelsulfate in shampoo?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh man now he's arguing that race is actually a real thing, this is beautiful

    #paforums on slashnet if you hate your mind


    EskimoDave wrote: »
    isn't sodium laurelsulfate in shampoo?

    Yep. They're all soaps, it was making a pyrrole based polymer that conducts under various different conditions.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Flay on
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can I hijack this thread to make it the "my job sucks big fat donkey dick oh god somebody please shoot me now" thread? Pleeeeease.

    that's what I thought this thread was about as well. I'm about to go to my miserable job.

    Yes I am about to go to bed. I hate going to bed on week nights because it means the very next thing I have to do is wake up for work. This tends to make things even worse, as then I am tired and grumpy the next day. Woo.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can I hijack this thread to make it the "my job sucks big fat donkey dick oh god somebody please shoot me now" thread? Pleeeeease.

    that's what I thought this thread was about as well. I'm about to go to my miserable job.

    Yes I am about to go to bed. I hate going to bed on week nights because it means the very next thing I have to do is wake up for work. This tends to make things even worse, as then I am tired and grumpy the next day. Woo.

    I'm already tired and grumpy just thinking about waking up tomorrow morning.

    I'd probably feel better if I were being paid for the forty-plus hours I'm working this week, but for a variety of reasons, I am not.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tomorrow is my 90 day review at this place.

    It is also the day that I request to work from home 3 days a week. Their answer will hold great weight on my opinion of this place, the length of my stay and my overall happiness.


    At the moment... the prospect is bleak.


    edit: stop changing the damned thread title.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    zip what kind of work do you do where working from home 3 days out of 5 is a viable option?

    weren't you in advertising as well?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    zip what kind of work do you do where working from home 3 days out of 5 is a viable option?

    weren't you in advertising as well?

    Yes, I was.

    However I was laid off about a year ago from that. Now I'm working as the Managing Writer for a small little niche online college. Soul sucking, but it pays the bills.

    I write their ads, web content, catalogue, brochures, etc, etc...

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so i got a small quiz on wednesday and a lot of homework due on thursday. both for the same subject, both not worth much, but both a pain, especially the homework because it takes fucking ages and theres little reward both in marks and stuff learned

    then an assignment on friday which looks pretty tricky
    and one on monday
    and then a group assignment which maybe im supposed to be working on but they havent said anything and i wanna stay ignorant for just a little while longer

    and my glasses just broke so that is a thing to deal with also
    kinda a shitty week this week
    unless i can get some girl to tag along with me frames shopping
    but im sure ill have to settle for crap flirting with the girl at the glasses store who doesnt give a shit

    Air on
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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Tomorrow is my 90 day review at this place.

    It is also the day that I request to work from home 3 days a week. Their answer will hold great weight on my opinion of this place, the length of my stay and my overall happiness.


    Sometime this week I am going to have my 6 month review, but I've actually been here just shy of 10. I'm seriously considering being asked to be demoted to part time. It's probably a terrible idea.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh god sixty-five minutes until my first class in like 600 days

    oh god so nervous new university new people oh god

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ugh, one of my drawing classes has homework just for the sake of homework.

    Jesus christ this isn't 10th grade.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh god sixty-five minutes until my first class in like 600 days

    oh god so nervous new university new people oh god

    just act like you know what twitter is and ask them about "miley cyrus (sigh-russ)" and youll be fine

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