An ironic situation: in order to get my university work done, I need to come up with excuses
not to get it done.
You will now give me excuses of types including but not limited to the bizarre, the banal and the batshit insane types.
EDIT:
I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday, and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early.
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A baby ate my dingo.
Hey hey hey. 'Appropriating' ideas is part of the task. (I'm not kidding).
EDIT: Ah fuck this.
hey now
write your own goddang posts
I chortled
:^:
gross put that thing away when in public man jeez
You're welcome OP!!
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Very proud of the chrome sphere
oh wow that is some amazing coloring, good job!
oldest trick in the book
right after not giving 01/01/1953 as your birthdate to watch internet videos
And now he's talking about how starving children are paying for it or something, I'm not quite sure.
This is mine:
It is even more exciting than it looks!
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I will also take photos of my cube that is, as far as the 1/2 millimeter toloerance goes, perfect
that's what I thought this thread was about as well. I'm about to go to my miserable job.
#paforums on slashnet if you hate your mind
Yep. They're all soaps, it was making a pyrrole based polymer that conducts under various different conditions.
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Nice, thanks.
Yes I am about to go to bed. I hate going to bed on week nights because it means the very next thing I have to do is wake up for work. This tends to make things even worse, as then I am tired and grumpy the next day. Woo.
I'm already tired and grumpy just thinking about waking up tomorrow morning.
I'd probably feel better if I were being paid for the forty-plus hours I'm working this week, but for a variety of reasons, I am not.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
It is also the day that I request to work from home 3 days a week. Their answer will hold great weight on my opinion of this place, the length of my stay and my overall happiness.
At the moment... the prospect is bleak.
edit: stop changing the damned thread title.
weren't you in advertising as well?
Yes, I was.
However I was laid off about a year ago from that. Now I'm working as the Managing Writer for a small little niche online college. Soul sucking, but it pays the bills.
I write their ads, web content, catalogue, brochures, etc, etc...
then an assignment on friday which looks pretty tricky
and one on monday
and then a group assignment which maybe im supposed to be working on but they havent said anything and i wanna stay ignorant for just a little while longer
and my glasses just broke so that is a thing to deal with also
kinda a shitty week this week
unless i can get some girl to tag along with me frames shopping
but im sure ill have to settle for crap flirting with the girl at the glasses store who doesnt give a shit
Sometime this week I am going to have my 6 month review, but I've actually been here just shy of 10. I'm seriously considering being asked to be demoted to part time. It's probably a terrible idea.
oh god so nervous new university new people oh god
Jesus christ this isn't 10th grade.
just act like you know what twitter is and ask them about "miley cyrus (sigh-russ)" and youll be fine