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George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like ClockworkRegistered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
Be eaten by a Grue.

We're gonna play Zork. I'll post whatever the game says you post what you want me to type then I'll post what the game says over and over again until you kill the character then we start over maybe.
Okay?

Okay.

Oh, and we also have this to help us out.


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West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

>_


Eh, fuck it, new topic:

How much would you have to be payed to be in gay porn?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Live like there's no tommorow.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    >KICK IN THE DOOR

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    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    >KICK IN THE DOOR

    That sentence isn't one I recognize.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    >get ye flask

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    >Put on your cloak and wizard hat

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    When we get to the troll I am so ready.

    Radius on
    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    >Open mailbox

    Blankspace on
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    >Enter "Zoosmells Pooplord"

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    >Open mailbox

    Opening the mailbox reveals a small leaflet.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yo dis ain't Bluntquest *leaves thread*

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    >read the damn leaflet

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    >Poop in mailbox

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    >Poop in mailbox

    >Wipe ass with leaflet

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    >read the damn leaflet

    "WELCOME TO ZORK!

    Zork is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    > say "this was better when Rank did it"

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    Yo dis ain't Bluntquest *leaves thread*
    i am gonna start 2 soon

    very soon

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    > retrieve arms from safe

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    > say "this was better when Rank did it"

    >apply aloe to sick burn

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    >destroy thine self

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    > retrieve arms from safe

    Your arms are in your magic chest, pooplord!

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    > say "this was better when Rank did it"

    >apply aloe to sick burn

    vOv I'm not Rank nor do I have access to those adventure books without illegally acquiring them.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    how would you even illegally get those books

    like

    go to a small bookshop in the mid 90s and run out with them?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rane there are things in this new digital age called PDFs

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    > retrieve arms from safe

    Your arms are in your magic chest, pooplord!

    > pee on magic chest

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Perfonal Digital Ffiftantf

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have yet to see any adventuring in this thread

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    how would you even illegally get those books

    like

    go to a small bookshop in the mid 90s and run out with them?

    They're illegal in his home country of Lurkistan

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Rane there are things in this new digital age called PDFs

    Performance Driving Ferret

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Poop Dick Fucks

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Rane there are things in this new digital age called PDFs

    Performance Driving Ferret

    Yes exactly.

    Said ferrets aid me in stealing the books. They drive the getaway car.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it's all poop dick fucks and shitting dicknipples with you guys

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's all poop dick fucks and shitting dicknipples with you guys

    Go eat a dick you shitnipple.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's all poop dick fucks and shitting dicknipples with you guys

    dicknipples?

    brb, going to write that one down

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You've obviously never seen Bible Black.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh man I forget

    you young bucks might not know what shitting dicknipples are

    google it and follow the encyclopedia dramatica link

    remember NSFW

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    gonna eat all your butts

    my stomach will be filled with butts

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh man I forget

    you young bucks might not know what shitting dicknipples are

    google it and follow the encyclopedia dramatica link

    remember NSFW

    ahhh


    AHHHH


    AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh man I forget

    you young bucks might not know what shitting dicknipples are

    google it and follow the encyclopedia dramatica link

    remember NSFW

    ahhh


    AHHHH


    AHHHHHHHHHHHH

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why not go looking for something called shitting dicknipples

    after all, you only live once

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it's exactly what it says it is!

    why didn't i just assume?

    oh god i need to inject bleach into my brain

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