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MY KEYBOARD IS WONKY

sp1ttlesp1ttle Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
MY KEYBOARD HAS GONE CRAZY ALL OF A SUDDEN
I RAN MALWARE BYTES AND GOT RID OF SOME BAD STUFF BUT MY KEYBOARD IS STILL ACTING WONKY
FOR EXAMPLE SHIFT BUTTON IS ALL WONKY AND SOME BUTTONS HAVE THEIR BUTTONS SWITCHED AROUND LIKE > INSTEAD OF A PERIOD
SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS THE KEYBOARD IS MAKING IT LIKE THIS

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
    did you accidentally activate Sticky Keys?

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Or is it an older keyboard that may have had something spilled on it that's holding the shift key down?

    Or is it a wireless and it reset the connection while the shift key was down so that became the default?

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR CAPS-LOCK RELATED WOES, BUT IN THE FUTURE PLEASE TAPE A SHIFT KEY DOWN TO REGAIN THE USE OF LOWERCASE

    On-topic, it sounds like you managed to turn on StickyKeys and get your Shift key locked down. Give both of them a check to make sure there's nothing physically sticking them down, check to make sure that's off, and reboot.

    Failing that, orbital nuke.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    did you accidentally activate Sticky Keys?

    This, most likely.

    Hitting Shift five times in a row activates an "Always On" mode. You can turn this off in Keyboard Options from Control Panel (I think).

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  • EggyToastEggyToast Jersey CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You probably changed your language settings somehow and are typing on, say, a french keyboard or something.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    EggyToast wrote: »
    You probably changed your language settings somehow and are typing on, say, a french keyboard or something.

    Since it's all caps I would say German more likely.


    O-ho-ho!

    But really, it's something with the shift key like 99% sure, since > is what happens when you hit . with shift key on.

    and caps when you hit other keys with shift on....

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  • sp1ttlesp1ttle Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    HOW DO I TURN OFF STICKY KEYS (SHIFT KEYS ARE NOT FUNCTIONING WELL RIGHT NOW SORRY FOR CAPS)

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  • sp1ttlesp1ttle Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I CHECKED THE ACCESSIBILITY OPTION IN CONTROL PANEL AND IT SHOWS THAT STICKY KEYS IS NOT SELECTED

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sp1ttle wrote: »
    I CHECKED THE ACCESSIBILITY OPTION IN CONTROL PANEL AND IT SHOWS THAT STICKY KEYS IS NOT SELECTED

    sometimes the keyboard config can get messed up. Try reverting to last known good configuration. f8.

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ICH VERSTEHE SIE NICHT
    try using a different keyboard and restarting your computer?

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    Try hitting Shift five times.

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  • CognisseurCognisseur Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well for one thing you need to stop yelling. You shouldn't get so worked up over nothing.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ACTUALLY, IF YOU JUST START HANGING OUT ON SOMETHING AWFUL INSTEAD YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN.

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  • sp1ttlesp1ttle Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • sp1ttlesp1ttle Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So I went and got a spare keyboard and as I was removing the wonky one, water spilled out of it. I guess that solves the mystery. Thanks everyone for your suggestions.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    Oh yeah... did you check to make sure your keyboard wasn't doubling as an aquarium? =)

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sp1ttle wrote: »
    So I went and got a spare keyboard and as I was removing the wonky one, water spilled out of it. I guess that solves the mystery. Thanks everyone for your suggestions.

    Wow, I was going to make a snarky "did you spill something all over your keyboard when you were blackout drunk?" comment. I stopped myself out of some sense of goodness.

    If it's sticky, you can always try running it through a dishwasher.

    Oh, and thanks for the new sig.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Third post.

    did you spill something?

    But nooooooo

    we thought it was on french

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    how

    how did you not know you had water in your keyboard

    O.o

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  • KyanilisKyanilis Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This has happened before to me, and even after the water dries the keyboard is dead. Well, I guess not dead, but pretty much.

    Also, see above, how did you not know something was spilled?

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  • exmelloexmello Registered User regular
    edited September 2009

    If it's sticky, you can always try running it through a dishwasher.

    Even though the problem is already solved, for everyone else: Don't do this. I heard internet rumours that you could wash keyboards and I tried it. It completely destroyed mine. The contacts are on two thin plastic sheets that will warp and wrinkle when they dry.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That depends on your keyboard model.

    Throwing it in a dishwasher with a hot cycle is not recommended, but I've had luck with cold water and an old toothbrush. And soap.

    Also, this thread made me lol.

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  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ronya wrote: »
    That depends on your keyboard model.

    Throwing it in a dishwasher with a hot cycle is not recommended, but I've had luck with cold water and an old toothbrush. And soap.

    I have, also, had luck with running a keyboard through the dishwasher.

    Of course, it isn't going to come out brand new or anything, but if there's sticky stuff screwing with the keys, it does work to a certain extent.

    Buying a new keyboard is really the best option.

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  • rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Be more careful with your extracurricular midnight activities to avoid sticky keys in the future.

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  • EggyToastEggyToast Jersey CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Third post.

    did you spill something?

    But nooooooo

    we thought it was on french

    Hey man, french people always spill water in their keyboards, it's like a failsafe that keyboards revert to french if they detect liquid.

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