I am looking for someone who can sculpt a bust of Albert Einstein that looks and is roughly the size of a Chia-Pet and ship it to Washington DC so that it can be photographed for use in an advertising campaign. If you have to model it and paint it that might be ok, but it’s even better if you can do it in terra-cotta, or whatever the hell Chia-Pets are made of.

If interested, please send rates and photos/PDF/URL of your work to jpuckett@gbltd.com.