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I have an hour to take a piss

KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
So here I am taking a drug test and for the life of me I can't. I been drinking cup after cup of water and I think its a mental block. Any tips?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Relax.

    Alternatively, turn on a faucet.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Keep drinking water and you'll have to reach capacity eventually. Unfortunately apart from that and being in an inconvenient situation without a toilet near by I don't think there's anything you can to to make yourself piss.

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    EggyToastEggyToast Jersey CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sit down.

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    ThylacineThylacine Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ugh...I hate when that happens. Just keep drinking and wait. The bad part is later you will have to pee every 5 minutes.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Stop, close your eyes, lean your head back, breath slowly but deeply, and let your mind go blank.

    Works for me every time, although since I'm tall enough to see over the panels in most public bathrooms it makes for sometimes awkward situations and undesired accusations. D:

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    wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dip your hands in a bowl of warm water.

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    DjiemDjiem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    E) All of the above.

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hardest piss of my life, but I filled the damn cup. Thanks everyone!

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