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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'll be honest, I don't think I could be with a guy shorter than I am. My height, totally. But shorter?

    :cry:

    i'm 5'6" though, relax DUE

    this pretty much only rules out Hippie :P

    what size were the girls in that pic then?

    because you looked like doc manhattan in comparison

    Tav on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'll be honest, I don't think I could be with a guy shorter than I am. My height, totally. But shorter?

    :cry:

    i'm 5'6" though, relax DUE

    this pretty much only rules out Hippie :P

    Wow Hakks, we can date. But I think you would have more fun with the current boy toy that's near by.

    Everyone I have dated has been like 4 inches shorter than me, never dated anyone my height but the girl I am talking to OKcupid right now is my same height. Be interesting if something develops.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I should totally become a mod.

    Everyone would have a stroke in unison.

    You could be a reasonable choice for mod.

    Now me, on the other hand...

    The fact that I am a reasonable choice for a mod is why I should not be a mod.

    I would be incredibly boring.

    I have no flair.

    At best I would just threaten to set people on fire a lot.

    I mean seriously I would behave like a goddamn saint and follow every rule to the letter.

    And it would just not be the PA forums.

    tee-hee-hee-hee

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    did somebody say something about tits

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the nazis made the jews wear pieces of flair

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Damn, I'm bored.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    the nazis made the jews wear pieces of flair

    And the gays. Don't forget the gays.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    the nazis made the jews wear pieces of flair

    Wait what.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also today a mod called me stupid so I think that hurts my street cred

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Damn, I'm bored.

    Look at Bill Bailey videos

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uGCJ1oxrRE&feature=related

    Tav on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Damn, I'm bored.

    Cubs vs. SF is on Fox, and you can always strip to your undies and run in circles. I consider that a perfect choice to kill boredom.

    Mazzyx on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    the nazis made the jews wear pieces of flair

    And the gays. Don't forget the gays.

    pretty sure they already had flair

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    the nazis made the jews wear pieces of flair

    Wait what.

    He's talking about how your kind is responsible for the disposable of countless jewish folks.

    (See this joke is in poor taste but not an insult to Jewcar's actual ethnicity since I am referencing his avatar.)

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Somewhere in the dank dark basement of a condemned building on the jersey shore a clustered and forgotten and moldy stack of AOL free trial CDs are beginning to gain sentience.

    Which do you think will command more power, the early ones that granted 3 hours of internet or the later ones that grant hundreds of hours?

    I think the early ones will be at the head of the beast or the heart. Driving the lumbering behemoth while the newer ones with the fangled and fancy cases/bright colors will construct the shell.

    Somewhere a smaller but more bitter pile of Prodigy and WOW! floppies will form a tower. Not really knowing what to do with such a structure, it will spontaneously combust. The resulting released gas and airborne debris will form a moderately-sized gas cloud. It will terrorize birds nests for a short while before being inhaled by a fat man. Before he can expel the air, he drowns and is caught under an emerging underwater lava flow. The gas does not find this funny.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'll be honest, I don't think I could be with a guy shorter than I am. My height, totally. But shorter?

    :cry:

    i'm 5'6" though, relax DUE

    this pretty much only rules out Hippie :P

    what size were the girls in that pic then?

    because you looked like doc manhattan in comparison

    Yeah, they're like 5'1"-5'3"

    asians

    Hakkekage on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Damn, I'm bored.

    Cubs vs. SF is on Fox.
    Baseball CAUSES boredom, it doesn't cure it.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'll be honest, I don't think I could be with a guy shorter than I am. My height, totally. But shorter?

    :cry:

    i'm 5'6" though, relax DUE

    this pretty much only rules out Hippie :P

    what size were the girls in that pic then?

    because you looked like doc manhattan in comparison

    Yeah, they're like 5'1"-5'3"

    asians

    I would be your ginger asian if we stood next to each other.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Damn, I'm bored.

    Look at Bill Bailey videos

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uGCJ1oxrRE&feature=related

    this reminds me. i need to get a mic so i can rock out vox in my spare time

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I've sometimes thought about whether or not I'd want to be a mod. On one hand it would be kinda cool and I love this place. On the other hand, I wonder if I'd feel the need to censor myself or act differently.
    You'd have to read every thread

    including the anime thread, the metal thread, and various religion and abortion threads

    BUT

    you could always merge them all together and set up new and daring rules as to just how they would operate.

    *Mod edit: Infractions for anyone who does not discuss the finer points of abortions in anime set to religious metal*

    Is it bad that I pretty much pictured this with the appropriate type of metal?

    I was thinking of wolfwood shooting some nun-like catgirl while Divine Fire plays in the background.

    what the fuck.

    Such is the future. Repent and weep.

    Gim on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Damn, I'm bored.

    Cubs vs. SF is on Fox.
    Baseball CAUSES boredom, it doesn't cure it.

    Says you. Baseball is a great sport for watching and relaxing. Even more for discussing. It's how I did so well in my stats classes without ever actually studying or really showing up.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'll be honest, I don't think I could be with a guy shorter than I am. My height, totally. But shorter?

    :cry:

    i'm 5'6" though, relax DUE

    this pretty much only rules out Hippie :P

    what size were the girls in that pic then?

    because you looked like doc manhattan in comparison

    Yeah, they're like 5'1"-5'3"

    asians

    I would be your ginger asian if we stood next to each other.

    just wear heels, i'll wear flats :)

    Hakkekage on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    the nazis made the jews wear pieces of flair

    Wait what.

    Office Space

    Senjutsu on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wish Hollywood would have more male Asian sex symbols.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    the nazis made the jews wear pieces of flair

    Wait what.

    Office Space

    Thanks Sen, I could see the scene but not name the movie.

    Mazzyx on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    the nazis made the jews wear pieces of flair

    Wait what.

    He's talking about how your kind is responsible for the disposable of countless jewish folks.

    (See this joke is in poor taste but not an insult to Jewcar's actual ethnicity since I am referencing his avatar.)

    Look, those Jewish women were really hot and it had been a long time and I forgot that they were carbon-based and it just got out of hand.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'll be honest, I don't think I could be with a guy shorter than I am. My height, totally. But shorter?

    :cry:

    i'm 5'6" though, relax DUE

    this pretty much only rules out Hippie :P

    what size were the girls in that pic then?

    because you looked like doc manhattan in comparison

    Yeah, they're like 5'1"-5'3"

    asians

    I would be your ginger asian if we stood next to each other.

    Neither have souls so wouldn't that be redundant

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Which is better, Izuna 2 or Shiren the Wanderer? I remember hearing better things about the latter.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I really like Johnny Cache as a poster.

    He says everything the conservative guy in me wants to say.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'll be honest, I don't think I could be with a guy shorter than I am. My height, totally. But shorter?

    :cry:

    i'm 5'6" though, relax DUE

    this pretty much only rules out Hippie :P

    what size were the girls in that pic then?

    because you looked like doc manhattan in comparison

    Yeah, they're like 5'1"-5'3"

    asians

    I was talking to a girl who was like 4'10 last week

    I was like "So you barely have to bend over" and then she took out a step ladder in order to slap me.

    Tav on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have a scottie on my lap. I am cooler than all of you.

    Mazzyx on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am depressed

    I should dig out another crazy person book

    Elendil on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I mean, Baseball is okay to play as long as you're an infielder but batting is the best part and you do that maybe 3 or 4 whole times a game? Pfft.

    If you're in right field you're pretty much just destined to sit on your ass waiting for the one lefty hitter on the other team.

    Kagera on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I wish Hollywood would have more male Asian sex symbols.

    Rain has been trying his damndest to break the US market

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I have a scottie on my lap. I am cooler than all of you.

    I heard this from furries all the time, and I still disagree with it.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am depressed

    I should dig out another crazy person book

    Craig Ferguson's American on Purpose?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I wish Hollywood would have more male Asian sex symbols.

    Hollywood has male Asian prostitutes late at night. Does that count?

    Gim on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    yey guild drama.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »

    I was talking to a girl who was like 4'10 last week

    I was like "So you barely have to bend over" and then she took out a step ladder in order to slap me.

    ahahaha

    Yeah surprisingly enough my shortest friends are 4'11" and not asian (one is italian, one is russian)

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am depressed

    I should dig out another crazy person book

    Craig Ferguson's American on Purpose?

    does it have a guy in drag dancing in front of a mirror Buffalo Bill style

    Elendil on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd have so much sex with Tony Lueng

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