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[Glossalalia++] He'd get away with it, too, if it weren't for us meddling kids

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If your school has a zero tolerance policy get in a fight with him the week of the play so he gets suspended.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    he's a friend of a friend
    no go

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cut his brakes. When he gets into a car wreck they'll have to come to you to replace him.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OK now this is getting out of hand
    I don't want to hurt the guy or his stuff, I just wish I got the part

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shit on the hood of his car.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fuck his boyfriend.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sneak into his room at night and put a knife to his neck. Quote a line from the play before you slash his throat.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kill his father and rape his mother. Then take his eyes.

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ok, ok. I got it.


    Cut his brakes, shit on his cat, get in a fight with his locker, and fuck his boyfriend on the hood of his car.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sneak into his room at night and put a knife to his neck. Quote a line from the play before you slash his throat.

    "The rest... is silence."

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Make a German schiza video on the hood of his car.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Honestly I don't care what we do as long as we do something.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Speed's right.

    What are you guy's doing? Splitting up? Assaulting the Lady head-on? Heading to the Universe?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Loelis are going for the universe

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Let's just all head to the Universe and fight the bitch there. She wants it just as bad as we do, why not make her walk down all those stairs?

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fighting her in the Universe room might not be the best idea, if you are unable to contain it.

    Just sayin'.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    To hell with caution. When has it ever served him well? The Tenth politely knocks on the door three times.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh shit.

    I just had that thing happen where some stomach acid gurgles up into your throat.

    Ugh.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ugh, I hate that

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    well can we
    storm the gate
    yet, or what

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Scarlet, what did you think of the grasp Idea I sent you?

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TWO AIR VENTS, THAT'S WHAT THE GUY WAS TALKIN' ASHIT!!

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh, Tommy, I forgot to say thanks for the grasp idea. I don't know if I'm really gonna use any new grasps though haha

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    wait

    one last ditch lesbian effort
    because there isn't nearly enough girl-on-girl action for how full of dudes this game is.

    The Loelis fly above the army, surging toward the Spire. Up and up, the levels of the Spire flashing by, the Loelis climb to the level of their Lady's throne room. They look once more upon her face, and are concerned. Loeli A puts out a palm.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    NO
    NONONONONONONONO

    Gary is there, obviously trying to make a pass at the lady.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's actually a no-fly zone in effect around the upper levels of the tower. Oltalen mentioned it in the briefing.

    Basically, to get onto the tower from the air, you'd have to gain a lot of momentum, come in high, and hope to crash-land in the right place.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    is she aware of the strange blue man knocking at her door

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    There's actually a no-fly zone in effect around the upper levels of the tower. Oltalen mentioned it in the briefing.

    Basically, to get onto the tower from the air, you'd have to gain a lot of momentum, come in high, and hope to crash-land in the right place.

    hehehehe

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Which is probably exactly how Gary got to her.

    EDIT: Case in point!

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    is she aware of the strange blue man knocking at her door

    Locth notices that Matt has broken from the crowd, and walked over to the front doors of the Spire and has started knocking on them. There is no answer, but the other soldiers are all staring at him out of the corner of their eyes, trying not to seem as if their looking. They all appear to be sort bummed by the break in the mood.

    Oltalen looks over at the Eight-In-Ten-Plus-Two. <Say the word, and Terrult and I shall bring down the Fracture Gate around the door.>

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    De?ad's just really uncomfortable with role playing the possibilities

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009

    "Mr. Oltalen, bring this wall down!"

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Tenth is disappointed by the lack of a response. He decides a little sound and light show is in order.
    He focuses, floats as high as he can, and summons up a spectacle Signet hasn't seen before, something to cheer up the city, something to bring hope.

    [15 DIVINITY]

    ONE
    Four Musicians

    TWO
    Memories of previous battles, previous victories

    FINALLY
    What The Tenth plans to do to the Damaged Dictator and her castle

    NO MAN COULD UNDERSTAND
    MY POWER IS IN MY OWN HANDS



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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kro calls guitar.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So a well trained, fully rallied army isn't already feelin' the hope?




    Okay guys, we're taking a vote because we need some unification.

    In red

    All attack the Lady!

    or

    All go for the universe!

    or

    Split up!

    Something like that.

    I'm voting on universe.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    dubh
    really
    you're gonna knock the best I could come up with
    and it said that they were bummed

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Universe

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I thought they'd be charging after I sent a bright red comet over them

    Kro already asked Otalhen to bring the wall down

    so here we are

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    dubh
    really
    you're gonna knock the best I could come up with
    and it said that they were bummed


    His name is DE?AD.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I meant the description goddammit

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