[Glossalalia++] He'd get away with it, too, if it weren't for us meddling kids

Speed Racer

If your school has a zero tolerance policy get in a fight with him the week of the play so he gets suspended.

Antimatter

he's a friend of a friend
no go

Speed Racer

Cut his brakes. When he gets into a car wreck they'll have to come to you to replace him.

Antimatter

OK now this is getting out of hand
I don't want to hurt the guy or his stuff, I just wish I got the part

alternatingAberration

Shit on the hood of his car.

Doobh

Fuck his boyfriend.

Speed Racer

Sneak into his room at night and put a knife to his neck. Quote a line from the play before you slash his throat.

scarlet st.

Kill his father and rape his mother. Then take his eyes.

alternatingAberration

Ok, ok. I got it.


Cut his brakes, shit on his cat, get in a fight with his locker, and fuck his boyfriend on the hood of his car.

Antimatter

Speed Racer wrote: »

Sneak into his room at night and put a knife to his neck. Quote a line from the play before you slash his throat.

"The rest... is silence."

Doobh

Make a German schiza video on the hood of his car.

Speed Racer

Honestly I don't care what we do as long as we do something.

DE?AD

Speed's right.

What are you guy's doing? Splitting up? Assaulting the Lady head-on? Heading to the Universe?

scarlet st.

The Loelis are going for the universe

alternatingAberration

Let's just all head to the Universe and fight the bitch there. She wants it just as bad as we do, why not make her walk down all those stairs?

DE?AD

Fighting her in the Universe room might not be the best idea, if you are unable to contain it.

Just sayin'.

Antimatter

To hell with caution. When has it ever served him well? The Tenth politely knocks on the door three times.

Speed Racer

Oh shit.

I just had that thing happen where some stomach acid gurgles up into your throat.

Ugh.

Tommy2Hands

Ugh, I hate that

scarlet st.

well can we
storm the gate
yet, or what

Tommy2Hands

Scarlet, what did you think of the grasp Idea I sent you?

Bearstranaut

TWO AIR VENTS, THAT'S WHAT THE GUY WAS TALKIN' ASHIT!!

scarlet st.

scarlet st. wrote: »

Oh, Tommy, I forgot to say thanks for the grasp idea. I don't know if I'm really gonna use any new grasps though haha

scarlet st.

wait

one last ditch lesbian effort
because there isn't nearly enough girl-on-girl action for how full of dudes this game is.

The Loelis fly above the army, surging toward the Spire. Up and up, the levels of the Spire flashing by, the Loelis climb to the level of their Lady's throne room. They look once more upon her face, and are concerned. Loeli A puts out a palm.

Bearstranaut

NO
NONONONONONONONO

Gary is there, obviously trying to make a pass at the lady.

DE?AD

There's actually a no-fly zone in effect around the upper levels of the tower. Oltalen mentioned it in the briefing.

Basically, to get onto the tower from the air, you'd have to gain a lot of momentum, come in high, and hope to crash-land in the right place.

Antimatter

is she aware of the strange blue man knocking at her door

Bearstranaut

DE?AD wrote: »

There's actually a no-fly zone in effect around the upper levels of the tower. Oltalen mentioned it in the briefing.

Basically, to get onto the tower from the air, you'd have to gain a lot of momentum, come in high, and hope to crash-land in the right place.

hehehehe

Speed Racer

Which is probably exactly how Gary got to her.

EDIT: Case in point!

DE?AD

Antimatter wrote: »

is she aware of the strange blue man knocking at her door

Locth notices that Matt has broken from the crowd, and walked over to the front doors of the Spire and has started knocking on them. There is no answer, but the other soldiers are all staring at him out of the corner of their eyes, trying not to seem as if their looking. They all appear to be sort bummed by the break in the mood.

Oltalen looks over at the Eight-In-Ten-Plus-Two. <Say the word, and Terrult and I shall bring down the Fracture Gate around the door.>

scarlet st.

De?ad's just really uncomfortable with role playing the possibilities

alternatingAberration

"Mr. Oltalen, bring this wall down!"

Antimatter

The Tenth is disappointed by the lack of a response. He decides a little sound and light show is in order.
He focuses, floats as high as he can, and summons up a spectacle Signet hasn't seen before, something to cheer up the city, something to bring hope.

[15 DIVINITY]

ONE
Four Musicians

TWO
Memories of previous battles, previous victories

FINALLY
What The Tenth plans to do to the Damaged Dictator and her castle

NO MAN COULD UNDERSTAND
MY POWER IS IN MY OWN HANDS

alternatingAberration

Kro calls guitar.

Doobh

So a well trained, fully rallied army isn't already feelin' the hope?




Okay guys, we're taking a vote because we need some unification.

In red

All attack the Lady!

or

All go for the universe!

or

Split up!

Something like that.

I'm voting on universe.

Antimatter

dubh
really
you're gonna knock the best I could come up with
and it said that they were bummed

alternatingAberration

Universe

Doobh

I thought they'd be charging after I sent a bright red comet over them

Kro already asked Otalhen to bring the wall down

so here we are

alternatingAberration

Antimatter wrote: »

dubh
really
you're gonna knock the best I could come up with
and it said that they were bummed

His name is DE?AD.

Antimatter

I meant the description goddammit