My campus is on lockdown

Joolander

according to the TVs in the student center, there's an "armed intruder" on the University of South Florida campus and the SWAT team is here. also the bomb squad is being called to the library

i am stuck in the student center

wtf should i do?

neville

masturbate

Mysst

yeah, might as well go out relaxed

Snowbeat

start taking hostages

Fearghaill

You mean aside from staying away from windows/doors, staying low, and chilling somewhere a stray bullet is unlikely to find you?

Falx

check inventory

Airking850

Find someone attractive and convince them that the two of you need to hide in a closet

Sara Lynn

go north

Druhim

get ye flask

FAQ

stay safe motherfucker

Bad-Beat

try and start an impromtu conga line.

Sipex

There are so many shooter game jokes that could be made here. I'm a bit overloaded...gimme a sec.

crwth

Joolander wrote: »

according to the TVs in the student center, there's an "armed intruder" on the University of South Florida campus and the SWAT team is here. also the bomb squad is being called to the library

i am stuck in the student center

wtf should i do?

yell GO BULLS and start running around like matt grothe

OmegaTofuNinja

bend the bullet

mrpaku

panic

Joolander

Fearghaill wrote: »

You mean aside from staying away from windows/doors, staying low, and chilling somewhere a stray bullet is unlikely to find you?

yes

BusterK

Take a dump in the toilet
And put your feet up on the door

Dog

Bang the hot chick/dude three aisles down, this could be your last chance to not die a virgin

CrossBuster

Hey this is on CNN right now.

Clint Eastwood

toke dank nugz

Butters

USF? Rane finally lost it I guess.

Olivaw

Try not to die

Clint Eastwood

actually CNN's website says they've already taken somebody into custody

so uhhhh make sure you aren't around any bombs?

NotASenator

Yeah, ok, someone's in custody, I guess

Monkeyfeet

Everyone had excellent responses.

honey nut cheerios

Cloudman wrote: »

toke dank nugz

But these nugz are too dank, for a mere mortal to toke.

Sipex

Put on your bathrobe and mellow down easy.

+1 to anyone who gets the reference.

crwth

man all the interesting things happen after i graduate

first usf's football team gets good, now there was a dude stalkin' campus with a gun

Liiya

"Don't panic, DON'T PANIC!"

Ruckus

Rule #1: Cardio.

PiptheFair

goddamnit rane

this is not how you quit being a busdriver

OmegaTofuNinja

I feel like we would be the ones to take charge of a situation like this and either save everyone's lives or end up masturbating in a corner while crying.

Wait those are the same thing aren't they?

Joolander

Cloudman wrote: »

actually CNN's website says they've already taken somebody into custody

so uhhhh make sure you aren't around any bombs?

i'm not completely sure, but i dont hear any beeping of ticking


apparently, according to twitter the guy that isn't in custody has a puppy as a hostage or something

honey nut cheerios

PiptheFair wrote: »

goddamnit rane

this is not how you quit being a busdriver

That's right.

This is how you quit being a postman.

crwth

PiptheFair wrote: »

goddamnit rane

this is not how you quit being a busdriver

hail to the bus driver

CHK CHK POW

bus driver man

Hunter

I'm not sure what to do, I don't play FPS games.

KalTorak

Take cover behind those red barrels.

Clint Eastwood

Joolander wrote: »

Cloudman wrote: »

actually CNN's website says they've already taken somebody into custody

so uhhhh make sure you aren't around any bombs?

i'm not completely sure, but i dont hear any beeping of ticking


apparently, according to twitter the guy that isn't in custody has a puppy as a hostage or something

Are you a bad enough dude to save the puppy?

NotASenator

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/05/south.florida.intruder/index.html

honey nut cheerios

Hunter wrote: »

I'm not sure what to do, I don't play FPS games.

Shoot the nazis with you minigun?

Munkus Beaver

Sara Lynn wrote: »

go north

The way to the north is blocked by a wall!

Druhim wrote: »

get ye flask

Those damn RA's took your flask at the last kegger. Damned RA's.

You hear gunshots.

The choices are:

> Leave Room
> Take Hostage
> Talk
> Examine

There are two RA's in the room with you and one television sitting on a table. You are at your laptop.