if you wanna get mad at fatties get mad at the ones using their fatty scooters scooping the extra big bag of oreos into their front basket as they drive down the grocery isle slowly in front of you
the ones actually at the gym are the ones you should NOT be mad at
I am about to start policing the scooters at my local grocery store myself. If you are on one just because you are lazy I think I'm going to kick it over.
And another thing, if you are buying so much you need a basket to take it to your car- PUT your fucking basket AWAY. Don't leave it in the parking space next to your car or adjacent to you or in front of your car. Other people want to park in those spots. Walking 3 extra steps isn't going to kill you, but if I see you leave your basket in my parking spot again, I will kill you. With my car.
I was at costco the other day and the cart return area had a line of carts that was shoved right up against the back wall and projected about 6 carts out into the parking lot on one side but was totally empty on the other.
Oh, thing that I hate: People who turn into the wrong lane. If you are turning left onto a multi-lane street, you go in the left-most of the available lanes and then you make a lane change if you need to be in the right-most lane. Don't just turn into the right lane because people who are turning right at that same corner want to be in that lane. Contrariwise for English people (I assume) and for people making right turns.
I have often seen people make a wide, sweeping left turn into the right-hand lane and then immediately make a lane change back into the left lane.
i saw someone with a bluetooth on while watching a movie at the theater
it is funny how people tend to just leave them on at all times
I'm guessing they either forget it's there because they're so used to it
or they feel they need to show everyone that they have a bluetooth headset
Also another time me and my buddy were watching a movie and he starts frantically tapping my shoulder
I look over at him and he points to the aisle
Some 15 year old kid is literally PEEING IN THE AISLE
His back is turned to us
So my friend reaches over and grabs my massive drink and WHIPS it at the kid
I had not touched it yet so it was full
The kid gets nailed by this mega cups full of pop which then explodes all over the back of his head causing him to scream and fall
into his own pee puddle
the scream that came from him next was well worht the 4 bucks i spent on that drink
When approached by charities or bums, I hate being given dirty looks because I tell them that I have no cash on me.
But it's true! Fuck carrying cash
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edited December 2009
one gym I went to, their was the morbidly obese lady that joined, and from day 1 that I saw her there she would get on cardio equipment and really work up a sweat and put effort into
as the months went by, she had lost noticeable weight and stared using the weights too, passed her in the weight section one day and I actually told her that she was doing a pretty good job
other obese people that had been their longer than, still walking at 2mph, still lifting that 5lb weight
validating their lifestyle by "no it's ok I work out" just get some liposuction already
this is my "no no I have a black friend" of lazy obese people
it is not an instant thing to just start running for them
that combined with the fact that they are actually going to the gym shows some level of commitment that I can appreciate from someone in their position
you think I don't remember what people look like when they've been underutilizing equipment for annoyingly lengthy amounts of time without ever increasing their exertion load
I think you make a good point, if only when referring to those fatties that have been walking at 2mph and not a foot faster for the last 3 months. If it's their first little bit at a gym and they're fatties, cut them some slack.. they've got some learning to do, and a body that's going to hate this new thing they're doing called exercise
if it's been 3 months though, you're allowed to talk poorly about them
1 stupid people
2 all the pretty people at the gym giving me the stink eye. Fuck you I pay to work out too.
3 people who keep dating douchbags/bitches over and over
4 lazy co workers
5 my 37 year old boss who acts like he's 5
6 my mother
7 being alone
8 all the single ladies
I sometimes wonder if it is okay to openly stare at people who have multiple facial piercings, neon pink hair styled in a mohawk and visible tattoos. Usually I just want to know what their tattoos say or are pictures of.
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edited December 2009
folk who wear camouflage in a city
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1 stupid people
2 all the pretty people at the gym giving me the stink eye. Fuck you I pay to work out too.
3 people who keep dating douchbags/bitches over and over
4 lazy co workers
5 my 37 year old boss who acts like he's 5
6 my mother
7 being alone
8 all the single ladies
shoulda put a ring on it, bucketman, shoulda put a ring on it.
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being the only person in the locker room, some old dude comes in, takes the locker right next to me and starts changing
damnit man my personal space get a different locker there's like, a hundred of them
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edited December 2009
Awwww, Bucketman, you are never alone because I am always in your heart!
Girls with words written on the seat of their pants.
I do not care if you think you are "hot stuff" or "juicy" it is crass and tasteless.
Oh man, that reminds me, I found out like a week ago there's a term for the tattoos girls get on the small of their back.
Tramp stamp.
That's totally awesome. BECAUSE ITS TRUE FUCK THOSE TATS ARE ANNOYING. You are not a deep thinker for having an eastern language written on your goddamn body!
Girls with words written on the seat of their pants.
I do not care if you think you are "hot stuff" or "juicy" it is crass and tasteless.
Oh man, that reminds me, I found out like a week ago there's a term for the tattoos girls get on the small of their back.
Tramp stamp.
That's totally awesome. BECAUSE ITS TRUE FUCK THOSE TATS ARE ANNOYING. You are not a deep thinker for having an eastern language written on your goddamn body!
Girls with words written on the seat of their pants.
I do not care if you think you are "hot stuff" or "juicy" it is crass and tasteless.
Oh man, that reminds me, I found out like a week ago there's a term for the tattoos girls get on the small of their back.
Tramp stamp.
That's totally awesome. BECAUSE ITS TRUE FUCK THOSE TATS ARE ANNOYING. You are not a deep thinker for having an eastern language written on your goddamn body!
1. Fat people (I think that takes care of the treadmill shit)
2. People who orders tons of food and diet sodas
2a. Actually, I hate diet soda.
3. People in the left lane going slower than the right lane and refusing to ever change lanes ever ever except 10 feet before their exit, at which point they lurch to the off-ramp without looking, using their blinkers, or changing speeds.
4. People who say "whatevah," "whatev" or any other variation on the word whatever, including the word whatever, when it is used in any manner other than to express a collection of something without specification (as Webster's intended it).
5. Bicyclists in the road (exemption for those that live in a city that prohibits bicycles on the sidewalks and don't create bike lanes).
6. Dunkin' Donuts
7. People who wear hats with the bill as straight as the day it was created (double-hate for those that do this and wear the hat off-center).
8. Alex Rodriguez
9. Religion
10. Foxwoods (that building is so fucking ugly, and is partly responsible for ruining Vegas, the most fun place on Earth)
11. Blowfish
12. Women who enjoy wearing mini-skirts, low-cut tops and swearing like sailors in between professing their love for Jesus (bonus points, however, for men who do the same thing)
13. Anal bleeding
14. Fox
15. Verizon
16. Comcast
17. AT&T
18. Cellular contracts
19. Velociraptors
20. People who think the Higgs Boson is fancier word for the Graviton
21. Brian Cox's hair (Cox himself is cool, though)
22. People who brake inconsistently on the highway
23. People who slow to a crawl to observe a (accident/traffic stop/bird), thereby snarling traffic for hours for no goddamn reason
24. Smirnov brand vodka
25. The HTML tag <blink>
26. Customer service reps who don't speak English good (or speak it well but have accents so thick they may as well be speaking German)
27. People who like Grey's Anatomy
28. China
29. People named Chip, Kip or Lip (sorry Mr. Thorne)
30. Netbooks
31. Politics
32. Creationists, especially the ones who try to ensure schools teach that shit to kids as a form of "science"
33. Anyone who uses "evil" as a literal adjective (in the sense of "the devil made him evil")
34. Rollerblades
35. People who buy coffee at more than $20/pound
36. Really long lists
edit: Also, I hate people who ride my ass in the left lane when I'm going faster than the cars in the right. Sorry asshole, I'm not in the mood to go ninety at the moment, I'll move over after this string of cars jesus
Yeah but I think if it says something like "Juicy", tastelessness is kind of the point
Might as well say "Look at meeeeeee!"
but then when someone looks, they are like "what a creep!".
If you advertise your arse people are bound to look. What do they expect? Pfft.
Hate: My boss because he recently saw Superbad and now says "chicka chicka" before everything. "Chicka chicka red carnation." "Chicka chicka funeral arrangement." "Chicka chic- SHUT UP JAMES!!"
When approached by charities or bums, I hate being given dirty looks because I tell them that I have no cash on me.
But it's true! Fuck carrying cash
I don't mind charity donations in the sense of small change, it's the buggers with clipboards harrasing you for bank details that annoy me
In town you've a 50/50 chance depending on where you go and so I sometimes hand over ten pence or something, I like to give them the benefit of the doubt and imagine they won't blow it on drugs or booze
But fuck the ones that give you dirty looks because you haven't given them "enough"
A lot of people are like "Oh because the diet soda's really gonna help with that Big Mac you're getting, fatty!" but the truth is that I prefer Diet Coke/Pepsi to regular Coke/Pepsi simply for the taste.
Oh my god, tramp stamps. My sister was in town last week, and when she turned around to get on to the plane i saw she had a tramp stamp of some random japanese kanji
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I was at costco the other day and the cart return area had a line of carts that was shoved right up against the back wall and projected about 6 carts out into the parking lot on one side but was totally empty on the other.
Oh, thing that I hate: People who turn into the wrong lane. If you are turning left onto a multi-lane street, you go in the left-most of the available lanes and then you make a lane change if you need to be in the right-most lane. Don't just turn into the right lane because people who are turning right at that same corner want to be in that lane. Contrariwise for English people (I assume) and for people making right turns.
I have often seen people make a wide, sweeping left turn into the right-hand lane and then immediately make a lane change back into the left lane.
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
Didn't want to miss a minute of the movie.
But it's true! Fuck carrying cash
as the months went by, she had lost noticeable weight and stared using the weights too, passed her in the weight section one day and I actually told her that she was doing a pretty good job
other obese people that had been their longer than, still walking at 2mph, still lifting that 5lb weight
validating their lifestyle by "no it's ok I work out" just get some liposuction already
this is my "no no I have a black friend" of lazy obese people
I do not care if you think you are "hot stuff" or "juicy" it is crass and tasteless.
this
2) Farting
Body, this is not how it works, you must eat food to fart, stop it!
Might as well say "Look at meeeeeee!"
It was not false advertising
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
2 all the pretty people at the gym giving me the stink eye. Fuck you I pay to work out too.
3 people who keep dating douchbags/bitches over and over
4 lazy co workers
5 my 37 year old boss who acts like he's 5
6 my mother
7 being alone
8 all the single ladies
but then when someone looks, they are like "what a creep!".
The song or the social group?
2. Those fucking 16 year olds which ride the same bus i do
3. This long ass line for financial aid services
I inexplicably love that song.
shoulda put a ring on it, bucketman, shoulda put a ring on it.
damnit man my personal space get a different locker there's like, a hundred of them
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That's why I wear a pair of those backwards at all times
Oh man, that reminds me, I found out like a week ago there's a term for the tattoos girls get on the small of their back.
Tramp stamp.
That's totally awesome. BECAUSE ITS TRUE FUCK THOSE TATS ARE ANNOYING. You are not a deep thinker for having an eastern language written on your goddamn body!
How did you just now find this out?
when i was renting the tuxes for the groomsmen, there was a display tux on the wall with camo vest and matching tie.
Alabama, everybody.
Stupid goddamn program, I actually hate it.
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Its been stuck in my head for almost a week now.
seriously
what rock were you hiding under?
elf ears
that shit probably costs a ton to do and why in the fuck
paint.net is the answer
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2. People who orders tons of food and diet sodas
2a. Actually, I hate diet soda.
3. People in the left lane going slower than the right lane and refusing to ever change lanes ever ever except 10 feet before their exit, at which point they lurch to the off-ramp without looking, using their blinkers, or changing speeds.
4. People who say "whatevah," "whatev" or any other variation on the word whatever, including the word whatever, when it is used in any manner other than to express a collection of something without specification (as Webster's intended it).
5. Bicyclists in the road (exemption for those that live in a city that prohibits bicycles on the sidewalks and don't create bike lanes).
6. Dunkin' Donuts
7. People who wear hats with the bill as straight as the day it was created (double-hate for those that do this and wear the hat off-center).
8. Alex Rodriguez
9. Religion
10. Foxwoods (that building is so fucking ugly, and is partly responsible for ruining Vegas, the most fun place on Earth)
11. Blowfish
12. Women who enjoy wearing mini-skirts, low-cut tops and swearing like sailors in between professing their love for Jesus (bonus points, however, for men who do the same thing)
13. Anal bleeding
14. Fox
15. Verizon
16. Comcast
17. AT&T
18. Cellular contracts
19. Velociraptors
20. People who think the Higgs Boson is fancier word for the Graviton
21. Brian Cox's hair (Cox himself is cool, though)
22. People who brake inconsistently on the highway
23. People who slow to a crawl to observe a (accident/traffic stop/bird), thereby snarling traffic for hours for no goddamn reason
24. Smirnov brand vodka
25. The HTML tag <blink>
26. Customer service reps who don't speak English good (or speak it well but have accents so thick they may as well be speaking German)
27. People who like Grey's Anatomy
28. China
29. People named Chip, Kip or Lip (sorry Mr. Thorne)
30. Netbooks
31. Politics
32. Creationists, especially the ones who try to ensure schools teach that shit to kids as a form of "science"
33. Anyone who uses "evil" as a literal adjective (in the sense of "the devil made him evil")
34. Rollerblades
35. People who buy coffee at more than $20/pound
36. Really long lists
GIT R DONE
edit: Also, I hate people who ride my ass in the left lane when I'm going faster than the cars in the right. Sorry asshole, I'm not in the mood to go ninety at the moment, I'll move over after this string of cars jesus
How does it even work, are they grafting some skin looking putty to your ears? What's going on?
If you advertise your arse people are bound to look. What do they expect? Pfft.
Hate: My boss because he recently saw Superbad and now says "chicka chicka" before everything. "Chicka chicka red carnation." "Chicka chicka funeral arrangement." "Chicka chic- SHUT UP JAMES!!"
I don't mind charity donations in the sense of small change, it's the buggers with clipboards harrasing you for bank details that annoy me
In town you've a 50/50 chance depending on where you go and so I sometimes hand over ten pence or something, I like to give them the benefit of the doubt and imagine they won't blow it on drugs or booze
But fuck the ones that give you dirty looks because you haven't given them "enough"
May I ask why?
A lot of people are like "Oh because the diet soda's really gonna help with that Big Mac you're getting, fatty!" but the truth is that I prefer Diet Coke/Pepsi to regular Coke/Pepsi simply for the taste.
I have never been so disappointed in someone