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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    People who like Alien better are objectively better human beings

    Alien and Aliens are such different films it's actually hard to compare them to me. Aliens is one of the best movies ever made for it's genre. Alien is a better concept though, to me.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Whatever, kid

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    People who like Alien better are objectively better human beings

    I concur. I like Aliens better.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Can YOU see why kid's love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!?
    Because kids love large amounts of carbohydrates and sugar flavored with artificial cinnamon?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    One of the really great things about Aliens is that Signorine Weaver is a female action hero rather then just a guy with tits.

    The distinction really is that she cries in this movie. A guy would never cry.

    We spent the better part of three classes discussing this and comparing and contrasting her with Michelle Rodriguez who pretty much plays a guy with tits in all of her roles. It's not just the crying, it's the role she adopts with Newt.

    I was just making a sexist joke. :P

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    PSN: Honkalot
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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    by the time abdy gets to post again, everyone will have forgotten what he said.

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    #someshit
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Too much Aliens not enough Philosophy in this [chat].

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well in Alien all the roles were written and then genders were assigned to them after the fact, which is interesting. Weaver's character could've easily been played by a dude.

    Aliens is different however, obviously they were writing the part with Weaver in mind being a sequel and all.

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    i refuse to believe avatar is good

    even if every critic in the business gave it rave reviews, even if it drove 99% of its viewers to orgasm, i would not believe something so transparently vacuous even qualifies as good popcorn entertainment

    i would sooner believe that the sky is plaid than that avatar is a good movie

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Alien and Aliens are such different films it's actually hard to compare them to me.
    Bingo

    I mean, for starters, you're a person.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Too much Aliens not enough Philosophy in this [chat].

    This is the most wrong thing I have ever heard.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    i refuse to believe avatar is good

    even if every critic in the business gave it rave reviews, even if it drove 99% of its viewers to orgasm, i would not believe something so transparently vacuous even qualifies as good popcorn entertainment

    i would sooner believe that the sky is plaid than that avatar is a good movie

    It is a movie about smurfs.

    Smurfs with guns.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    That's because Philosphy is dumb and Sigourney Weaver rules.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aliens is great because you can use the characters from that movie as archetypes for characters in any action movie.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Alien and Aliens are such different films it's actually hard to compare them to me.
    Bingo

    I mean, for starters, you're a person.

    Hahaha, had to read that a couple times before it clicked.

    Never change Bama.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Too much Aliens not enough Philosophy in this [chat].

    This is the most wrong thing I have ever heard.

    You hear the [chat] thread?

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Also,

    The pro-ana movement is terrifying.

    Like, straight up why would this happen in the world terrifying.

    yeah, it's pretty messed up.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    In discussing the relative quality of Alien vs Aliens, it is important to notice the important aspect. The franchise made an abrupt u-turn in genre (going from thriller/horror to action) and yet still preserved the same level of quality of the original.

    They are VERY different movies, almost to the point where it is difficult to compare them; yet they are both in the same continuity and contain the same subject matter.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Too much Aliens not enough Philosophy in this [chat].

    This is the most wrong thing I have ever heard.

    You hear the [chat] thread?

    Text so speech man. I have different voices set up for different chatters.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    by the time abdy gets to post again, everyone will have forgotten what he said.

    so is the curse that has befallen me

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    lunch sucked.

    subway :(

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    i refuse to believe avatar is good

    even if every critic in the business gave it rave reviews, even if it drove 99% of its viewers to orgasm, i would not believe something so transparently vacuous even qualifies as good popcorn entertainment

    i would sooner believe that the sky is plaid than that avatar is a good movie

    It is a movie about smurfs.

    Smurfs with guns.
    No, see, if it was a movie about Smurphs with guns I would have already seen it nine times.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Too much Aliens not enough Philosophy in this [chat].

    This is the most wrong thing I have ever heard.

    You hear the [chat] thread?

    Text so speech man. I have different voices set up for different chatters.

    That is amazing.

    Is my voice a sultry vixen?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Also,

    The pro-ana movement is terrifying.

    Like, straight up why would this happen in the world terrifying.

    yeah, it's pretty messed up.
    Next thing you know they'll be demanding to only pay for half an airline seat.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    [Chat], I have come to pluck your creative wisdom

    I need gift ideas for myself

    I am a person who doesn't really want (Or have any decent idea what there is to want) very many things and I have family members crawling all over me asking me what I want for Christmas.

    So what things do you want that I can steal the wanting of D:

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    That is amazing.

    Is my voice a sultry vixen?

    The sultriest.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    lunch sucked.

    subway :(

    Subway is for lose. Why would you eat lose?

    It is your fault for eating lose.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    [Chat], I have come to pluck your creative wisdom

    I need gift ideas for myself

    I am a person who doesn't really want (Or have any decent idea what there is to want) very many things and I have family members crawling all over me asking me what I want for Christmas.

    So what things do you want that I can steal the wanting of D:

    Liquid Plumber.

    It cleans your pipes AND will help you kill yourself if it ever comes to that.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    lunch sucked.

    subway :(

    Subway is for lose. Why would you eat lose?

    It is your fault for eating lose.

    it was next to the post office.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    [Chat], I have come to pluck your creative wisdom

    I need gift ideas for myself

    I am a person who doesn't really want (Or have any decent idea what there is to want) very many things and I have family members crawling all over me asking me what I want for Christmas.

    So what things do you want that I can steal the wanting of D:
    I wanted film for a couple old cameras I have. I also wanted some new RAM.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    [Chat], I have come to pluck your creative wisdom

    I need gift ideas for myself

    I am a person who doesn't really want (Or have any decent idea what there is to want) very many things and I have family members crawling all over me asking me what I want for Christmas.

    So what things do you want that I can steal the wanting of D:

    Well, I don't know what you are into personally. I'm getting some videogames and awesome boardgames for christmas. Who knows what you need though. Maybe a new monitor or computer part that has become very outdated for you. Maybe some new books. I find christmas can often be a great time to ask for things that you want but might regret spending money on later, like a videogame you might beat really fast or a book that might turn out to be not that great, etc.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    lunch sucked.

    subway :(

    Subway is for lose. Why would you eat lose?

    It is your fault for eating lose.

    it was next to the post office.

    NEVER eat food that is next to a post office!

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    [Chat], I have come to pluck your creative wisdom

    I need gift ideas for myself

    I am a person who doesn't really want (Or have any decent idea what there is to want) very many things and I have family members crawling all over me asking me what I want for Christmas.

    So what things do you want that I can steal the wanting of D:

    booze to drink away the sorrow of not wanting anything.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Guns. Lots of guns.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    * Shale: So here is a question for the painted elf...
    * Zevran: Painted elf? Oh, that's me! I do like that.
    * Shale: Am I to understand correctly that the painted elf is a "crow"?
    * Zevran: Not literally, but... yes. I am a Crow.
    * Shale: As in a bird.
    * Zevran: Is there another sort?
    * Shale: So the painted elf assaults helpless statuary with its feces?
    * Zevran: If given sufficient cause, why not?
    * Shale: That is outrageous! The painted elf will stay away from me. Or else.
    * Zevran: (Sighs) I get a lot of that.

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Also,

    The pro-ana movement is terrifying.

    Like, straight up why would this happen in the world terrifying.

    yeah, it's pretty messed up.
    Next thing you know they'll be demanding to only pay for half an airline seat.

    makes for a pretty sexy GIS.

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    #someshit
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    AH ALIEN IN THE VENTILATION!

    Honk on
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bogart wrote: »
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    Best female action hero of all time?

    deathmatch03.jpg

    Oh hell yes.

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    We were talking about Avatar, but we should be talking about Aliens.
    She tapes a gun to a flamethrower. It cant get better than that!

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    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Seth Rogen slimily fucking Anna Faris resonates as one of the more uncomfortable scenes in film history for me.

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