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So no flying cars in 2010, but...

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The future kinda blows sometimes.

    Traffic light cameras
    The ability to work from an airplane
    Our amazing capacity to use corn for everything
    Plants that don't make seeds

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What's wrong with traffic light cameras?

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    They don't account for stupid shit going on outside the box

    Like if some idiot is sitting in the oncoming lane and you don't catch it in time, welp, looks like you get a ticket

    or if the dip after the intersection turns out to be flooded

    that sort of thing

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I'm conflicted

    on the one hand, shit like the Kindle and Nook are just awesome as hell. Thousands of books, right there? it's the future

    on the other, a shelf full of books is just such a satisfying sight, and sometimes the feel of a book is part of the entertainment

    also the smell and heft.

    i am all for technology but i cannot foresee myself buying an ebook reader at any near time

    What about if Kindles and Nooks emitted an "old book" smell and were leather-bound?

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    then they would be steampunk and haraam

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I fucking love living in the future.

    It's the greatest.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    technically it's the present. but once I'm done posting this it will be the past!

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fuck that shit... we live in a world where the tiny computer in my pants can give me turn by turn directions on how to get to the nearest titty bar.

    If that ain't the future then I don't know what is.

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    IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    I fucking love living in the future.

    It's the greatest.
    Until you encounter shit like not being able to submit information electronically.

    There is nothing more frustrating than knowing technology is cheap and available, but people still aren't using it.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The future is a special fridge that could get turkey sandwiches delivered right to the crisper

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Iroh wrote: »
    Until you encounter shit like not being able to submit information electronically.

    There is nothing more frustrating than knowing technology is cheap and available, but people still aren't using it.
    gonna put RFID chips in my poop so I can get up to the minute information on it's travels through the public works.

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    IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Iroh wrote: »
    Until you encounter shit like not being able to submit information electronically.

    There is nothing more frustrating than knowing technology is cheap and available, but people still aren't using it.
    gonna put RFID chips in my poop so I can get up to the minute information on it's travels through the public works.
    I'm only interested if it automatically produces tweets about its progress.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Iroh wrote: »
    I'm only interested if it automatically produces tweets about its progress.
    consider it done.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    there are still problems to be worked out

    like digital distribution

    and more efficient travel

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    and more efficient travel

    Well the thread title does straight up say "no flying cars in 2010"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    flying cars don't seem efficient to me

    we need, like, that tube shit from futurama, or straight up teleporters, or something

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah, flying cars would only be efficient if not that many people had them.

    Man, I would love that shit, just passing like 50 feet over the interstate watching all the suckers beneath me

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh man I love reading about Voyager 1

    That little dude just keeps on truckin'

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Also flying cars are a terrible idea because most people can barely drive in two dimensions

    Letting them fly would be a disaster

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the key for the future is in better planned, more widely available public transit
    this is my opinion as a voice on the internet

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    the key for the future is in better planned, more widely available public transit
    this is my opinion as a voice on the internet

    I'm down with that

    we need to build a national light rail system that goes at supersonic speeds

    or something crazy like that

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My future 'must-have' list still lacks a tropical island resort populated by genetically resurrected dinosaurs.

    Come on rich people, make this happen.

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    Bears And WingsBears And Wings Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    open up the stupid carpool lane already

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I got a droid [phone] the other day, the motorola one.

    Turns out these things (android phones in general) are able to listen to you speak, transcribe what you just spoke into text, then translate that text into another language, and then synthesize that translation into voice. I can ask a question, and a second later have the phone ask it in Spanish, French, German, whatever.

    That is fucking awesome.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ein wrote: »
    I got a droid [phone] the other day, the motorola one.

    Turns out these things (android phones in general) are able to listen to you speak, transcribe what you just spoke into text, then translate that text into another language, and then synthesize that translation into voice. I can ask a question, and a second later have the phone ask it in Spanish, French, German, whatever.

    That is fucking awesome.

    C-3po just went obsolete to a tiny little cellphone

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    open up the stupid carpool lane already

    I'm waiting for the day they begin converting all the asphalt in Los Angeles into mini generators that power the city using the kinetic energy of cars driving over them. I think they had a couple streets that did this in England or something, I can't remember.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ein wrote: »
    I got a droid [phone] the other day, the motorola one.

    Turns out these things (android phones in general) are able to listen to you speak, transcribe what you just spoke into text, then translate that text into another language, and then synthesize that translation into voice. I can ask a question, and a second later have the phone ask it in Spanish, French, German, whatever.

    That is fucking awesome.

    C-3po just went obsolete to a tiny little cellphone

    it's like M-TD!

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Em_Teedee

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    the key for the future is in better planned, more widely available public transit
    this is my opinion as a voice on the internet

    I'm down with that

    we need to build a national light rail system that goes at supersonic speeds

    or something crazy like that

    some kind of super fast rail system to complement the interstate system. And eventually replace all of the damn tractor-trailers getting 8mpg downhill with a tailwind while drafting

    i'm not sure what we would do with the thousands and thousands of truckers though.

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    edited December 2009
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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    reminder that high-speed rail in the united states has been defined at capping at 100km/h lol

    i thought you were leaving.

    jk

    yeah, i know. A rail system that actually goes places and connects cities quickly and is cheaper than driving the car I already own the same distance would be neat.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    for a state full of rich fuckos california is sempiternally fucking broke.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    did that proposition in California pass to create a high speed rail corridor between LA and San Fransisco? that is a good idea its too bad CA is like hella broke.

    It passed

    I voted against it

    all the fucking spending bills passed, and none of the fucking "here is how we pay for all this shit" bills passed

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    But man, if we just legalize pot we won't need to, like, spend nearly as much on corrections, dude, thats how we'll fix the budget.

    ...God damn it.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Solutions for California's gluttony:

    1). A goddamn property tax
    2). Maybe have all the rich motherfuckers who live here pay some extra dolla
    3). Rewrite the constitution jesus christ

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I want to see what happens with nanotechnology in the future. Particularly on the nanorobotics front.

    Little nanorobots, everywhere.

    All around us.

    Inside us.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I want to see what happens with nanotechnology in the future. Particularly on the nanorobotics front.

    Little nanorobots, everywhere.

    All around us.

    Inside us.

    Nanorobot is running low on power.

    Analysis of red blood cells provide 85% power efficiency.

    Absorb cells.

    Absorb cells.

    ABSORB CELLS.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    But man, if we just legalize pot we won't need to, like, spend nearly as much on corrections, dude, thats how we'll fix the budget.

    ...God damn it.

    The reason marijuana will never be legalized:

    Aww dude, voting was yesterday? Dang, bro.

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I will vote to legalize pot so stoners will no longer have anything to talk about

    I like the future. Vacuum cleaning robots at Bed Bath and Beyond, bionic suits, stealth drones, anything on ThinkGeek

    But I hate that, in this thread, we are currently talking about trains in the US as if it was some pie in the sky idea. Like, the things our grandparents rode on, a mode of transport they used before they cured TB and smallpox, and we can't fathom getting an infrastructure in place to make it work

    We were able to transport tons of iron across a massive desert filled with mountains, fighting savage injuns and dysentery, and somehow get the pieces to all fit together, and in the age of Google Earth we can't fucking put up a high-speed corridor between two cities that are, relative to the rest of the nation, right next door.

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