South hostI obey without questionRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
' According to a statement posted Saturday morning on Air Canada’s Web site, the Transportation Security Administration will severely limit the behavior of both passengers and crew during flights in United States airspace — restricting movement in the final hour of flight. Late Saturday morning, the T.S.A. had not yet included this new information on its own Web site.
“Among other things,” the statement in Air Canada’s Web site read, “during the final hour of flight customers must remain seated, will not be allowed to access carry-on baggage, or have personal belongings or other items on their laps.”' http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/27/us/27security.html?_r=1&hp
They can't mean all personal items, surely? People at least will be allowed books and magazines, right?
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Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
Anyone else a little amused that the attempted terrorists basically just set his nuts on fire and was proceeded to get donkey stomped by an amsterdamian?
First thing into my head was the christmas line about chestnuts roasting over an open fire.
Second thing was a loud declaration from the amsterdamian:
BY THE POWER OF A MILLION HOOKERS, I SMITE THEE
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
I hate busch gardens, kings dominion, and everything else like that
People need to stop posting that clip in these situations.
It's entirely reasonable to expect stuff to happen when the business you're interacting with says it's going to happen. Fuck what Lous CK has to say about it.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
scarab by that logic EVERYTHING should constantly amaze you
If we just allowed people the dignity of having two overhead luggage compartments and they didn't charge so much for a single Coke, maybe these kinds of things wouldn't happen. It's our own fault, really.
All of my contact with the airline industry is basically them getting mad at me the entire time I am in the airport or on the plane.
Basically, I travel light and also don't give a shit. I constantly leave my stuff in the terminal and go get some coffee or whatever because honestly if someone wants to steal my tshirts and socks then more power to them. Then all the sudden security is flanking me at the book store asking me all sorts of questions.
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BarcardiAll the WizardsUnder A Rock: AfganistanRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
every time something almost happens in an airplane and it involves another passanger tackling the asshole i always think of dennis leery and his monologue about americans on airplanes armed with pens.
it freaks me out though that even with all our high security, some asshole can smuggle high explosive on board an airplane, yet i cant get toothpaste or a nail file on an airplane
All of my contact with the airline industry is basically them getting mad at me the entire time I am in the airport or on the plane.
Basically, I travel light and also don't give a shit. I constantly leave my stuff in the terminal and go get some coffee or whatever because honestly if someone wants to steal my tshirts and socks then more power to them. Then all the sudden security is flanking me at the book store asking me all sorts of questions.
So you are dumb and don't understand how to follow instructions, nor why those instructions are there.
All of my contact with the airline industry is basically them getting mad at me the entire time I am in the airport or on the plane.
Basically, I travel light and also don't give a shit. I constantly leave my stuff in the terminal and go get some coffee or whatever because honestly if someone wants to steal my tshirts and socks then more power to them. Then all the sudden security is flanking me at the book store asking me all sorts of questions.
So you are dumb and don't understand how to follow instructions, nor why those instructions are there.
All of my contact with the airline industry is basically them getting mad at me the entire time I am in the airport or on the plane.
Basically, I travel light and also don't give a shit. I constantly leave my stuff in the terminal and go get some coffee or whatever because honestly if someone wants to steal my tshirts and socks then more power to them. Then all the sudden security is flanking me at the book store asking me all sorts of questions.
So you are dumb and don't understand how to follow instructions, nor why those instructions are there.
Yeah basically you are selfish and stupid
No but think about it, they come and find me instead of just looking in the bag or blowing it up?
All of my contact with the airline industry is basically them getting mad at me the entire time I am in the airport or on the plane.
Basically, I travel light and also don't give a shit. I constantly leave my stuff in the terminal and go get some coffee or whatever because honestly if someone wants to steal my tshirts and socks then more power to them. Then all the sudden security is flanking me at the book store asking me all sorts of questions.
So you are dumb and don't understand how to follow instructions, nor why those instructions are there.
Yeah basically you are selfish and stupid
No but think about it, they come and find me instead of just looking in the bag or blowing it up?
All of my contact with the airline industry is basically them getting mad at me the entire time I am in the airport or on the plane.
Basically, I travel light and also don't give a shit. I constantly leave my stuff in the terminal and go get some coffee or whatever because honestly if someone wants to steal my tshirts and socks then more power to them. Then all the sudden security is flanking me at the book store asking me all sorts of questions.
So you are dumb and don't understand how to follow instructions, nor why those instructions are there.
Yeah basically you are selfish and stupid
No but think about it, they come and find me instead of just looking in the bag or blowing it up?
Which is easier?
Blowing the bag up may be over kill and would cause panic
But approaching what is possibly a live bomb is quite possibly the stupidest thing ever
All of my contact with the airline industry is basically them getting mad at me the entire time I am in the airport or on the plane.
Basically, I travel light and also don't give a shit. I constantly leave my stuff in the terminal and go get some coffee or whatever because honestly if someone wants to steal my tshirts and socks then more power to them. Then all the sudden security is flanking me at the book store asking me all sorts of questions.
So you are dumb and don't understand how to follow instructions, nor why those instructions are there.
Yeah basically you are selfish and stupid
No but think about it, they come and find me instead of just looking in the bag or blowing it up?
Which is easier?
Blowing the bag up may be over kill and would cause panic
But approaching what is possibly a live bomb is quite possibly the stupidest thing ever
what the fuck
Also, I generally ask the nearest elderly person to watch my stuff and they never vouch for me when the bombsquad starts busting balls
All of my contact with the airline industry is basically them getting mad at me the entire time I am in the airport or on the plane.
Basically, I travel light and also don't give a shit. I constantly leave my stuff in the terminal and go get some coffee or whatever because honestly if someone wants to steal my tshirts and socks then more power to them. Then all the sudden security is flanking me at the book store asking me all sorts of questions.
So you are dumb and don't understand how to follow instructions, nor why those instructions are there.
Yeah basically you are selfish and stupid
No but think about it, they come and find me instead of just looking in the bag or blowing it up?
Which is easier?
Blowing the bag up may be over kill and would cause panic
But approaching what is possibly a live bomb is quite possibly the stupidest thing ever
what the fuck
Also, I generally ask the nearest elderly person to watch my stuff and they never vouch for me when the bombsquad starts busting balls
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“Among other things,” the statement in Air Canada’s Web site read, “during the final hour of flight customers must remain seated, will not be allowed to access carry-on baggage, or have personal belongings or other items on their laps.”'
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/27/us/27security.html?_r=1&hp
They can't mean all personal items, surely? People at least will be allowed books and magazines, right?
First thing into my head was the christmas line about chestnuts roasting over an open fire.
Second thing was a loud declaration from the amsterdamian:
BY THE POWER OF A MILLION HOOKERS, I SMITE THEE
I am bored in an airport
who should have brought a book
did I get that wrong? I was like "oh I'm gonna mix up 'who's' and 'whose'" and then I did it anyway.
Well, my flight is delayed another two hours or so
your mom?
well yes she is going on the plane
total of 6 hours of delays so far
go up to the closest airport employee and say DELAY THIS in your gruffest and most badass voice
then fart as loudly as possible
2:40 onwards
It's entirely reasonable to expect stuff to happen when the business you're interacting with says it's going to happen. Fuck what Lous CK has to say about it.
where's the cutoff point to this
Yes
That is what he is saying.
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Basically, I travel light and also don't give a shit. I constantly leave my stuff in the terminal and go get some coffee or whatever because honestly if someone wants to steal my tshirts and socks then more power to them. Then all the sudden security is flanking me at the book store asking me all sorts of questions.
it freaks me out though that even with all our high security, some asshole can smuggle high explosive on board an airplane, yet i cant get toothpaste or a nail file on an airplane
So you are dumb and don't understand how to follow instructions, nor why those instructions are there.
GoFund The Portland Trans Pride March, or Show It To People, or Else!
a delay from 2:30-9:00 is not a minor issue, it's an entire day spent in an airport
Yeah basically you are selfish and stupid
No but think about it, they come and find me instead of just looking in the bag or blowing it up?
Which is easier?
Blowing the bag up may be over kill and would cause panic
But approaching what is possibly a live bomb is quite possibly the stupidest thing ever
what the fuck
Also, I generally ask the nearest elderly person to watch my stuff and they never vouch for me when the bombsquad starts busting balls
And you didn't just learn?
I am the real terrorist
someone leaving their items unattended in an AIRPORT
and walking away
I HOPE YOU CAN SEE WHY PEOPLE MIGHT WONDER IF THERE MIGHT BE A BOMB
man, you sound just like them