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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    LaOs wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I should have clarified- for credit

    I know I will havet o pay monies, but I need to re do physics

    Athabasca is accredited and you receive University credit. It's accredited by the AUCC, so maybe you need something American? There has to be some sort of correspondence option in the US, no? Have you gone to any other University/College previously? Look to find out if they have Distance Learning or online versions of their courses (or do this for any local University).

    Wouldn't something like University of Phoenix have that?

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I should have clarified- for credit

    I know I will havet o pay monies, but I need to re do physics

    try the Open University. I know that they let students from European countries take their courses, so it might be world-wide, and exams and stuff can apparently be negotiated so that it doesn't entail being in the UK.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    if I had a monster cock I would just casually wear really tight slacks to work

    I'd get a job as a personal trainer. Or a naked guy in the gym locker room at the very least.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    I see y'all talkin bout penis in hurr.

    Honk on
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited February 2010
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    misspoke is a stupid euphemism

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100203/ap_on_bi_ge/us_toyota_recall

    you misspeak when you mean John but you say Joan

    he was just wrong

    so just say, oops, I was wrong. the right thing to do is actually ___

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Meh

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Colorado State University has most of its courses online now. It is an accredited state school.

    Mazzyx on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILHyD_LU758

    I will never stop loving this clip.

    He was actually in game informer a month or two ago and they asked him about it. Pretty funny.

    wazilla on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Accredit to team.

    Honk on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Honk, you ain't in phalla with me. Who the hell do I get to vote against now?

    Mazzyx on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inq isn't that clip just of the opening round? So while impressive its not like he would have been out/that decided the match.

    Preacher on
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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I should have clarified- for credit

    I know I will havet o pay monies, but I need to re do physics

    Athabasca is accredited and you receive University credit. It's accredited by the AUCC, so maybe you need something American? There has to be some sort of correspondence option in the US, no? Have you gone to any other University/College previously? Look to find out if they have Distance Learning or online versions of their courses (or do this for any local University).

    Wouldn't something like University of Phoenix have that?

    I was thinking that the University of Phoenix was the only name I could think of for American correspondence Universities, but I haven't ever looked into its accreditation or validity, and we've never had any applications come through here at work with coursework taken there, so it hasn't come up professionally either. I would imagine that it's probably just an American equivalent of Athabasca.

    [Edit]
    Also, I really suggest he looks into what his local University can offer for distance learning. I know at the U of S here some of the regular courses are offered via correspondence.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    if I had a monster cock I would just casually wear really tight slacks to work

    I'd get a job as a personal trainer. Or a naked guy in the gym locker room at the very least.

    most of the guys who like hanging around in the gym locker room naked have no business being seen naked.

    syndalis on
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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Inq isn't that clip just of the opening round? So while impressive its not like he would have been out/that decided the match.

    Yeah, he goes on to lose the match over all. Though it did decide one of the match points. That said it's still an amazingly clutch play.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I hate the interview and candidacy process of dating.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    if I had a monster cock I would just casually wear really tight slacks to work

    I'd get a job as a personal trainer. Or a naked guy in the gym locker room at the very least.

    most of the guys who like hanging around in the gym locker room naked have no business being seen naked.

    You see, that's the thing. I'd sell space on my body as advertisements.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm sorry mang, while I have time enough to make the vote each day I don't have time to actually participate much. So I figured I shouldn't be in it just taking up a spot, sad though because I heard that cj phallas are always awesome. :?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    woohoo! books have arrived!

    What kind of books?

    S. E. Nielsen et al. 2008. Understanding Video Games: The Essential Introduction London: Routledge, and E. J. Aarseth 1997. Cybertext: Perspectives On Ergodic Literatire London: The John Hopkins Press.

    Fancy. For uni or just for fun?

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    if I had a monster cock I would just casually wear really tight slacks to work

    I'd get a job as a personal trainer. Or a naked guy in the gym locker room at the very least.

    most of the guys who like hanging around in the gym locker room naked have no business being seen naked.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    i passed by a planet fitness monday night when i picked up my glasses

    the entire front of the building is all plate glass, you can see everything

    so many cardio machines

    it took me a second to realize that weights were present

    Organichu on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I hate the interview and candidacy process of dating.

    Just show her your wang.

    _J_ on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    if I had a monster cock I would just casually wear really tight slacks to work

    I'd get a job as a personal trainer. Or a naked guy in the gym locker room at the very least.

    but if you're in a business meeting and someone disagrees with you

    you just have to stand up and look down at your crotch significantly

    then kinda quirk an eyebrow and say "moving on"

    skippydumptruck on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thanks for the info guys!

    Arch on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I hate the interview and candidacy process of dating.

    Just show her your wang.

    Not a bad idea.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    I'm sorry mang, while I have time enough to make the vote each day I don't have time to actually participate much. So I figured I shouldn't be in it just taking up a spot, sad though because I heard that cj phallas are always awesome. :?

    No worries, I think I am going to just try to kill off Ahava and B:L this time around then. Someone has already tried to kill me off so I feel at home.

    Mazzyx on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    if I had a monster cock I would just casually wear really tight slacks to work

    I'd get a job as a personal trainer. Or a naked guy in the gym locker room at the very least.

    but if you're in a business meeting and someone disagrees with you

    you just have to stand up and look down at your crotch significantly

    then kinda quirk an eyebrow and say "moving on"

    It helps if you perch your leg up on your chair and lean on it.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Being in an open relationship is all hard and shit. People go "Hurr hurr are you a slut" and I am all "Excuse me, sluttery is easy, this shit is difficult."

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Inq isn't that clip just of the opening round? So while impressive its not like he would have been out/that decided the match.

    Yeah, he goes on to lose the match over all. Though it did decide one of the match points. That said it's still an amazingly clutch play.

    No he didn't.

    That round was match point.

    They had already tied 1-1.

    The myth is that was for the championship.

    That round was actually for 3rd place.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    if I had a monster cock I would just casually wear really tight slacks to work

    I'd get a job as a personal trainer. Or a naked guy in the gym locker room at the very least.

    but if you're in a business meeting and someone disagrees with you

    you just have to stand up and look down at your crotch significantly

    then kinda quirk an eyebrow and say "moving on"

    It helps if you perch your leg up on your chair and lean on it.

    and that one guy in the office who does the shooter mcgavin hey buddy finger gun thing

    you can just smile and respond by pretending your giant cock is a shotgun, and giving him a quick reload

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Being in an open relationship is all hard and shit. People go "Hurr hurr are you a slut" and I am all "Excuse me, sluttery is easy, this shit is difficult."

    I don't know how you people do it. My brain just couldn't function that way.

    Mazzyx on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Being in an open relationship is all hard and shit. People go "Hurr hurr are you a slut" and I am all "Excuse me, sluttery is easy, this shit is difficult."

    my friend was in an open relationship for a while

    I think she had a book called the ethical slut

    skippydumptruck on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Being in an open relationship is all hard and shit. People go "Hurr hurr are you a slut" and I am all "Excuse me, sluttery is easy, this shit is difficult."

    Thank you!

    SRSLY

    Edit: skippydumptruck, The Ethical Slut is basically the Bible of polyamory. It is a very, very good book, and the use of the word "slut" just means "be sex-positive! don't be afraid of intimacy!" They don't actually advocate sleeping around with a bunch of anonymous partners.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I'm sorry mang, while I have time enough to make the vote each day I don't have time to actually participate much. So I figured I shouldn't be in it just taking up a spot, sad though because I heard that cj phallas are always awesome. :?

    No worries, I think I am going to just try to kill off Ahava and B:L this time around then. Someone has already tried to kill me off so I feel at home.

    Nice! :D

    I will keep up to date with the narration for fun.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    if I had a monster cock I would just casually wear really tight slacks to work

    I'd get a job as a personal trainer. Or a naked guy in the gym locker room at the very least.

    but if you're in a business meeting and someone disagrees with you

    you just have to stand up and look down at your crotch significantly

    then kinda quirk an eyebrow and say "moving on"

    It helps if you perch your leg up on your chair and lean on it.

    Or casually playing the bongos on it when making an important but unsupportable point

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So wait, I am confused Dread Pirate whatever

    is your relationship "we are a couple but we can still sleep with other people?"

    Arch on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Inq isn't that clip just of the opening round? So while impressive its not like he would have been out/that decided the match.

    Yeah, he goes on to lose the match over all. Though it did decide one of the match points. That said it's still an amazingly clutch play.

    No he didn't.

    That round was match point.

    They had already tied 1-1.

    The myth is that was for the championship.

    That round was actually for 3rd place.

    The announcer in the video I posted clearly states that Justin is on the "verge of putting Daigo down 1 nothing"

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This project is going to end in me killing someone. I'm acting as a consultant for a school on an access control project. It should be fairly straight forward but nothing is going right but the phone call I had is the last fucking straw. The school wanted some mag locks put in. Not a big deal but in most jurisdictions it requires the fire marshal signing off on them before the system goes live. It's a pretty big deal and I've pointed it out to the school a dozen times. I've told them verbally, I've told it to them via e-mail and I have sent it in written form. And each time they've told me that they are exempt.

    Except I just got off the phone with their local fire marshal who spent 20 minutes ripping me a new one before I could get a word in. Now I'm compiling all of the documentation to keep us from having issues. The school is likely to have to eat a fine and is frankly lucky they are lucky he's not demanding they rip it out or isn't shutting down the school until they are in compliance. Fucking retardation.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    work is sucky, man :(

    edit: alt response, send them all your documentation and put a nice cover letter that explains why this is not your fault and has an image of your giant penis to forestall arguments

    skippydumptruck on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Being in an open relationship is all hard and shit. People go "Hurr hurr are you a slut" and I am all "Excuse me, sluttery is easy, this shit is difficult."

    my friend was in an open relationship for a while

    I think she had a book called the ethical slut

    Ha, I have seen and perused that book.

    It does look like a lot of work.

    desc on
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