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Gary Coleman hit his head, now he's dead.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    is she a little person

    kinda actually

    is this a breast size joke

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it should be

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Phonehand wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    is she a little person

    kinda actually

    is this a breast size joke

    she's like 5'

    she tiny and the adorablest

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i would investigate were i not at work

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    How can Gary Coleman do domestic violence.

    Unless, there are 3 other Gary Colemens and they all sit on eachothers shoulders in a normal person suit.

    Baby, bend over so I can slap you.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    TMZ says he's dead.

    Edit: CNN has picked it up, so it looks like it's true.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Really? I'm not seeing anything.

    Edit: Woops, missed previous post.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Good bye funny little man.

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wonder if he finally talked back a little too much.

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/02/gary-colemans-wife-busted-for-domestic-battery/

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    SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh my god tacos. Tacos! :lol:

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    If he is 42 then why is he so small?
    This sounds like a publicity stunt

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tacos, you magnificent bastard.

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    3drage3drage Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I suppose the answer to everything is 42.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    3drage wrote: »
    I suppose the answer to everything is 42.

    And the question is "Whachu talking bout BANG FUCK I'M DEAD"

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    14 more years and he would have lived to be his height

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    thread title wins

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Todd Bridges is doing a victory lap right now.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    we still have webster

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    Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Don't worry guys

    Gary Coleman is just a little dead!

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Starfuck wrote: »
    we still have webster

    Gary Coleman fucked Websters shit up in celebrity boxing.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    such a shame

    his life was cut so short

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the weight of the world pressing down on him was just too much

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    well, that's a little less on tv now

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    if only I was half the man gary coleman was

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    such a shame

    his life was cut so short

    That's fucking

    cole,

    man

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think these puns might be going a little too far.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    dammit, now I remembered my long-held desire to punt gary coleman

    dreams are lost a little bit at a time

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    if he only could be here for a tiny bit more

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this guy had a really shitty life

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    chest deep in a puddle of shit, one might say

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You're doing it wrong, satans...

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You might say there was a dark cloud looming over his head.

    Oh wait, that was fog.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this guy had a really shitty life

    His wife looks like a giant, with bad teeth. Imagine her laughing at him while he was humping her.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You're doing it wrong, satans...

    cut him some little slacks

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this guy had a really shitty life

    That's not a very good pun.

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    Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong, satans...

    cut him some little slacks

    Holy shit i can't stop laughing at this Pip

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    SipexSipex Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hear he's going to be cremated and placed in a teacup.

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