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[Chaos] CitOW game 20 - Slaanesh Victory at the last moment!

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Old World phase

    citowg20r12.gif
    Khorne (6/7) begins by deploying a bloodsworn to Bretonnia
    Nurgle (5/6) coughs up a leper in Kislev
    Tzeentch (5/6) stirs up the Meddling of Skaven in Bretonnia to disturb Khorne (discard 2 cards)
    Slaanesh (5/6) sends a seductress to Estalia

    Khorne (5/7) marches a bloodsworn into the Empire
    Nurgle (4/6) releases a strain of Influenza into Kislev (resistance lowered by 2)

    Tzeentch (3/6) decides to Dazzle the residents of Tilea (others' cultists place one fewer corruption)
    Slaanesh (4/6) slips another seductress into Estalia

    Khorne (4/7) locks down Kislev within a Field of Carnage (others cannot be summoned away)
    Nurgle (3/6) coughs up another leper in Kislev
    Tzeentch (2/6) trains an acolyte in Tilea
    Slaanesh (3/6) advances a seductress into Bretonnia

    Khorne (2/7) deploys a bloodletter to Kislev

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Leper to the Empire

    2/6 PP

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I cast Warp Shield in Tilea, targeting my Acolyte.

    Warp Shield - 0 - When you play this card, choose one of your figures in this region. That figure cannot be killed in battle this round.

    2/6 PP

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Khorne, if you want to double tick, which you pretty much need to, remember to kill some of Slaanesh' and/or Tzeentch' cultists.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh, this just won't do! Surely the noble they banished to to Norsica would be much happier in Bretonnia!

    Play Dark Influence on Norsica and move the noble to Bretonnia.

    (M) Dark Influence - 1 - When you play this card, move a Peasant, Hero, or Noble token from this region to any other region.

    2/6

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Did you paste the right card, there?

    preview edit: Never mind!

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    The BasharThe Bashar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Khorne is aware of what must be done. Blood must flow! Skulls must cleaved!


    Summon Bloodletter to Tilea

    0/7 pp

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    And now the chance of Khorne getting a double tick is zero. But slaanesh have a 50% chance of doing it.

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    The BasharThe Bashar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm pretty sure Slaneesh has a Fields of Exctasy waiting in its hands. But don't worry I'll spread the love around.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Bashar wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Slaneesh has a Fields of Exctasy waiting in its hands. But don't worry I'll spread the love around.

    Now, would I do that to you?
    I'm a bit of a Warhammer noob. I know Nurgle is refered to as Grandfather, but I can't really remember how the others are "related."

    Oh. I'm out of character. I probably should stop randomly "quoting" things to turn them into innuendos.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Grandfather Nurgle is really just a nickname.

    The four Gods are brothers.

    Khorne is the oldest, then Nurgle, then Tzeentch, then Slaanesh (hence the turn order).

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    The BasharThe Bashar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    The Bashar wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Slaneesh has a Fields of Ecstasy waiting in its hands. But don't worry I'll spread the love around.
    Now, would I do that to you?

    You totally would and why not? It's the best thing to do.

    And Nought you don't have a chance to click unless you want to risk dancing with the Bloodletter. Unless there is a zero cost chaos card that has a magic symbol.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Nurgle is also referred to as "Papa" by his followers. It's just referring to his paternal nature regarding his followers, and has nothing to do with the other three powers.

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Really, tryiing to force any sort of coherent structure upon the Ruinous Powers is vile heresy. The four gods of this game are just four different incarnations of the ever-changing, impersonal force of Chaos Undivided. There are countless others, these are just the four most powerful incarnations.

    Also:
    Leper to the Empire

    1/6

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Acolyte to Tilea.

    1/6 PP

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Cultist to Bretonnia

    1/6

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    The BasharThe Bashar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Khorne sharpens his axe anticipating battle!!


    I'm out of PP so Nurgle you're up.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Old World phase

    citowg20r13.gif
    Khorne (6/7) begins by deploying a bloodsworn to Bretonnia
    Nurgle (5/6) coughs up a leper in Kislev
    Tzeentch (5/6) stirs up the Meddling of Skaven in Bretonnia to disturb Khorne (discard 2 cards)
    Slaanesh (5/6) sends a seductress to Estalia

    Khorne (5/7) marches a bloodsworn into the Empire
    Nurgle (4/6) releases a strain of Influenza into Kislev (resistance lowered by 2)
    Tzeentch (3/6) decides to Dazzle the residents of Tilea (others' cultists place one fewer corruption)
    Slaanesh (4/6) slips another seductress into Estalia

    Khorne (4/7) locks down Kislev within a Field of Carnage (others cannot be summoned away)
    Nurgle (3/6) coughs up another leper in Kislev
    Tzeentch (2/6) trains an acolyte in Tilea
    Slaanesh (3/6) advances a seductress into Bretonnia

    Khorne (2/7) deploys a bloodletter to Kislev

    Nurgle (2/6) oozes a leper into the Empire
    Tzeentch (2/6) protects the acolyte in Tilea behind a Warp Shield (cannot die in battle)
    Slaanesh (2/6) uses his Dark Influence to convince the nobility of Norsca to relocate to Bretonnia (instant effect)

    Khorne (0/7) sends a bloodletter to visit Tilea
    Nurgle (1/6) plops another leper into the Empire
    Tzeentch (1/6) summons another acolyte to Tilea
    Slaanesh (1/6) brings a second seductress to Bretonnia

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Leper to Kislev

    0/6 PP and out

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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Acolyte to Tilea.

    0/6 PP

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Khorne, word of advice. You don't have any chance of double ticking this round, at most you can hope to tie Slaanesh stopping him from double ticking. That's dependent on the dice though. The only way to be sure is to spare me two lepers in Kislev, so that I can get two dial counters and tie with Slaanesh. then we all tick once.

    So, if you hit twice in Kislev, please aim one for the peasant there, for your own sake.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think I'll put a cultist in The Border Princes

    0/6

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    The BasharThe Bashar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Khorne, word of advice. You don't have any chance of double ticking this round, at most you can hope to tie Slaanesh stopping him from double ticking. That's dependent on the dice though. The only way to be sure is to spare me two lepers in Kislev, so that I can get two dial counters and tie with Slaanesh. then we all tick once.

    So, if you hit twice in Kislev, please aim one for the peasant there, for your own sake.

    We shall see brother Nurgle, we shall see.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Old World phase

    citowg20r14.gif
    Khorne (6/7) begins by deploying a bloodsworn to Bretonnia
    Nurgle (5/6) coughs up a leper in Kislev
    Tzeentch (5/6) stirs up the Meddling of Skaven in Bretonnia to disturb Khorne (discard 2 cards)
    Slaanesh (5/6) sends a seductress to Estalia

    Khorne (5/7) marches a bloodsworn into the Empire
    Nurgle (4/6) releases a strain of Influenza into Kislev (resistance lowered by 2)
    Tzeentch (3/6) decides to Dazzle the residents of Tilea (others' cultists place one fewer corruption)
    Slaanesh (4/6) slips another seductress into Estalia

    Khorne (4/7) locks down Kislev within a Field of Carnage (others cannot be summoned away)
    Nurgle (3/6) coughs up another leper in Kislev
    Tzeentch (2/6) trains an acolyte in Tilea
    Slaanesh (3/6) advances a seductress into Bretonnia

    Khorne (2/7) deploys a bloodletter to Kislev
    Nurgle (2/6) oozes a leper into the Empire
    Tzeentch (2/6) protects the acolyte in Tilea behind a Warp Shield (cannot die in battle)
    Slaanesh (2/6) uses his Dark Influence to convince the nobility of Norsca to relocate to Bretonnia (instant effect)

    Khorne (0/7) sends a bloodletter to visit Tilea
    Nurgle (1/6) plops another leper into the Empire
    Tzeentch (1/6) summons another acolyte to Tilea
    Slaanesh (1/6) brings a second seductress to Bretonnia

    Nurgle (0/6) brings a leper to Kislev
    Tzeentch (0/6) calls a final acolyte to Tilea
    Slaanesh (0/6) ventures into the Border Princes with a seductress

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well, it looks like Khorne is back in it for the double tick denial.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Battle phase

    Kislev: 2 dice
    Tilea: 2 dice

    Make your own rolls either on Invisible Castle or Orokos; the campaign should be "CitOW game 20"

    Khorne to roll in Kislev, assign all hits there, then roll in Tilea. On your honor, you must assign hits from the first region before rolling for the second.

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    The BasharThe Bashar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    One Hit in Kislev
    Kill a Leper

    One Hit in Tilea
    Kill a Cultist

    Two new skulls for the skull throne!!

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Battle results

    Kislev: leper
    Tilea: acolyte

    Khorne earns two DIAL advance tokens.

    citowg20r15.gif

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, Corruption phase

    Domination step:
    Kislev: +3 VP
    Tilea: +2 VP


    Corruption step:
    Kislev: +2 DIAL
    The Empire: +1, +2 DIAL
    Bretonnia: +1, +2 DIAL
    Estalia: +2 DIAL
    Tilea: +2 DIAL
    The Border Princes: +1


    Updated VP:
    Khorne: 0
    Nurgle: 3
    Tzeentch: 2
    Slaanesh: 0

    DIAL advance tokens:
    Khorne: 2
    Nurgle: 2
    Tzeentch: 1
    Slaanesh: 2

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 1, End phase

    Board at the start of the end phase:
    citowg20r16.gif

    1. Remove Chaos Cards from the Board - Warp Shield dissipates

    2. Hero Tokens are resolved - none

    3. Resolve Old World cards - no effects

    4. Score Ruined Regions - none

    5. Advance Threat Dials - There is a tie for most tokens; each god ticks once
    Khorne:
    6 - Score 4 VP
    Nurgle:
    5 - Score 3 VP
    Tzeentch:
    7 - Place 1 Warpstone
    Slaanesh:
    8 - Score 3 VP

    Updated VP:
    Khorne: 0 + 4 = 4
    Nurgle: 3 + 3 = 6
    Tzeentch: 2
    Slaanesh: 0 + 3 = 3

    6. Check for Game end - The game does not end

    Things that need to happen:
    1. Tzeentch to place a Warpstone
    2. I'll reveal the next Old World card; Nurgle to make any decisions
    3. Tzeentch may discard a card (two in hand) before drawing back up to 5


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    NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'd like to plonk down a Warpstone in The Badlands.

    And I would like to discard:
    (M) Dazzle - 2 - During the corruption phase, one Cultist in this region belonging to each of your opponents does not count for corruption token placement.

    That will be all.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 2, Old World phase

    The humans do not accept the incursions of Chaos quietly...

    The Crusade is Come
    Place one Peasant token in each of two different regions. Then, place one Hero token in each of two different regions. Then place one Noble token in each of two different regions.
    Discard this card instead of adding it to the Old World track.

    Nurgle to place the tokens; multiple tokens can be put in the same region, but each type of token must be placed in two different regions.

    citowg20r20.gif

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Peasants in Kislev and Norsca

    Heroes in Bretonnia and Estalia

    Nobles in Kislev and Norsca

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Round 2, Summoning phase

    citowg20r20.gif

    Hands updated; Khorne is active to begin the summoning phase

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Brother, that was unkind! You don't see me breaking any of your toys!

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He's your brother, not your granddad >.>

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    3clipse wrote: »
    He's your brother, not your granddad >.>

    ... I coulda sworn that people had called him Grandfather in the past. Ah well. My failure shall be immortalized in your post.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    Round 2, Summoning phase

    citowg20r20.gif

    Hands updated; Khorne is active to begin the summoning phase

    For BotP-ness

    Also, Papa Nurgle is in fact yet another of the siblings. We discussed this recently in one of the threads (it was news to me).

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    He's your brother, not your granddad >.>

    ... I coulda sworn that people had called him Grandfather in the past. Ah well. My failure shall be immortalized in your post.

    His followers do because of his paternal nature.

    All four are brothers; Khorne is the oldest, then Nurgle, then Tzeentch, then Slaanesh (hence the turn order).

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    The BasharThe Bashar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MORE BLOOD!! MORE SKULLS!!!

    Summon Bloodsworn to The Border Princes

    6/7 pp

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