Also I have a really bad habit of periodically remember awkward things I've done in the past, and I instinctively say "Oh noooooooooooo" aloud. It's awful whenever I'm in public and people just kind of look at me funny.
Oh god
Isn't this like some sort of horrible vicious circle? You go "oh noooooooo" when you remember how awkward it was the last time you went "oh noooooooo" aloud in public! And then you go "oh noooooooo" again because you literally just did it again!
I don't even know anymore who here on SE++ is gay or lesbian or transsexual or whatever.
Gender and sexual orientation are kinda ambiguous in this forum I guess. A matter of debate, one could say.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
edited July 2010
Koshian and Anti are the only trans in SE++ I think. Open ones anyway.
Many many people are bi and several are gay.
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Koshian and antimatter here is a pro tip from yours truly
you don't have to deal with that crap; you could do what I did and finally burst out with "I AM gay, you fucking bigot!" it's the only time I've ever cussed at my parents
don't have to deal with that crap anymore, but it sure was awkward and costly!
and I'm much happier for it, I believe
my mom knows, at least, and she's fine with it
I have no fucking clue what my dad would do if he found out, so he never will :V
my mom also knows and is okay with it!
my dad is a really nice guy though, and I don't want to come out in a way that's too upsetting
also I'm moving out of country sometime in the next few months and I'll take any chance I can to put it off, soooooooo
As the plane's taxiing away:
*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey Dad, I'm a girl!"
*click*
Also I have a really bad habit of periodically remember awkward things I've done in the past, and I instinctively say "Oh noooooooooooo" aloud. It's awful whenever I'm in public and people just kind of look at me funny.
Oh god
Isn't this like some sort of horrible vicious circle? You go "oh noooooooo" when you remember how awkward it was the last time you went "oh noooooooo" aloud in public! And then you go "oh noooooooo" again because you literally just did it again!
It pretty much goes exactly like that, but more often than not I'll remember something that's related to what's going on. This coupled with my ability to remember all the awkward things I've done doesn't help at all.
I don't even know anymore who here on SE++ is gay or lesbian or transsexual or whatever.
Gender and sexual orientation are kinda ambiguous in this forum I guess. A matter of debate, one could say.
everyone is either gay or changing into the opposite gender or both.
What about gay transsexuals? That's where shit gets complicated.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
I don't even know anymore who here on SE++ is gay or lesbian or transsexual or whatever.
Gender and sexual orientation are kinda ambiguous in this forum I guess. A matter of debate, one could say.
everyone is either gay or changing into the opposite gender or both.
What about gay transsexuals? That's where shit gets complicated.
Let me introduce you to Antimatter here.
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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PwnanObrienHe's right, life sucks.Registered Userregular
edited July 2010
I know a friend of a friend who is transgendered and also a somewhat horrible person.
This particular tranoid decide that even though we don't really know each other or ever talk I needed to have knowledge of this awful story confided in me:
Apparently she was going shopping for jackets or some such lady clothing item while just starting hormone therapy and saw what looked to be a sort of "shitty looking bald kid" in a trench coat. She then turns to the woman she dated back when she was a dude and starts making fun of the kid just audibly enough for the kid to know he was getting laughed at.
The one that comes to mind for me, I was 8-9, huge thanksgiving/family reunion type thing at my house, I was sleeping in the living room with some cousins, every room had become a sleeping area, there were a good 40-50 people.
I don't wake up instantly, and always have a good 30 seconds to a minute between dream/reality.
so when I was woken up by my aunt, most of the family was already at the dining area for the breakfast smorg.
" Fuck you , Fuck you , I can't fucking sleep in the TV, do I look purple, holy fuck!!!!"
then I blinked, and saw the entire dining area staring at me, and could just remember enough to know what I had said. Fun day.
Waking up really early, something I never do, and walking by my sisters door which is slightly cracked open and hearing the sounds of lovin being done. While I pass by the floor creaks really loudly and then all is quiet in the house.
That was awkward.
My girlfriend recently got a new place with her older brother. I'm pretty sure he's going to be in your shoes during this.
I don't even know anymore who here on SE++ is gay or lesbian or transsexual or whatever.
Gender and sexual orientation are kinda ambiguous in this forum I guess. A matter of debate, one could say.
everyone is either gay or changing into the opposite gender or both.
What about gay transsexuals? That's where shit gets complicated.
Let me introduce you to Antimatter here.
I uh, I guess I should stop making fun of it then. Wow.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Whenever you're trans and you tell someone you're interested in guys or girls, they'll both tell you you're straight or gay, depending on the person...... That sentence was awful >_>
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
I say "dude" and "man" a lot when I talk and when I first started talking to this one trans-girl I warned her of this awkwardly, because I didn't want her to think I was being a bigot or nothing
super awkward (and a little slurred at the time) but thankfully she laughed
The best part about being super pale is that you turn bright red so everyone can know you're having an awkward moment and then the moment becomes that much more awkward.
The best part about being super pale is that you turn bright red so everyone can know you're having an awkward moment and then the moment becomes that much more awkward.
Nah the best part about being super pale is that when you get acne (despite being well into your twenties) it'll show up as massive ugly blotches like some sort of fusion of burns victim and plague carrier
And then if you go all flushed on top of that, it looks like an army of red ants are advancing across your face
getting in a fight with someone who spat at my transvestite friend on the bus and breaking my hand
Man whatever, getting into a fight for your friend makes you A++ material.
A friend of mine once had a fight (for a much less noble reason) and broke his hand too, but the guy he hit came away with his face pretty much unmarked
I have no idea how the hell that happened
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited July 2010
My roommate used to identify as transsexual (the typical "i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" type)
he's like 5'11" and 115 pounds, used to have anorexia (he was under 100 at some points)
however, he says he realized srs and hormones wouldn't really solve any of his issues, and that not going through with it is one of the few decisions in his life he never regrets
now he just says he's a biological male who likes females, and doesn't give a shit about gender roles (his terminology is 'post-gender', he cross dresses pretty frequently, etc)
queue one thousand angry posts
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
getting in a fight with someone who spat at my transvestite friend on the bus and breaking my hand
Man whatever, getting into a fight for your friend makes you A++ material.
A friend of mine once had a fight (for a much less noble reason) and broke his hand too, but the guy he hit came away with his face pretty much unmarked
My roommate used to identify as transsexual (the typical "i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" type)
he's like 5'11" and 115 pounds, used to have anorexia (he was under 100 at some points)
however, he says he realized srs and hormones wouldn't really solve any of his issues, and that not going through with it is one of the few decisions in his life he never regrets
now he just says he's a biological male who likes females, and doesn't give a shit about gender roles (his terminology is 'post-gender', he cross dresses pretty frequently, etc)
queue one thousand angry posts
why?
if he's happy with himself and knows who is then that's all anyone can want for him
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PwnanObrienHe's right, life sucks.Registered Userregular
edited July 2010
I have a friend who once taunted a one-shirted kid he was in an argument with so much that the kid and his one shirt punched a metal door so hard he broke his hand.
getting in a fight with someone who spat at my transvestite friend on the bus and breaking my hand
Man whatever, getting into a fight for your friend makes you A++ material.
A friend of mine once had a fight (for a much less noble reason) and broke his hand too, but the guy he hit came away with his face pretty much unmarked
I have no idea how the hell that happened
not enough milk!
His bones were so brittle! Even though he drinks plenty of
I'm pale and I had terrible acne when I was like 16 (Which was an all-around embarrasing time but yea, puberty) so I went to a real awesome dermatologist. She prescribed meds that had a long ass list of potential side effects, like accelerated hair growth OR hair shedding and spontaneous temporary blindness.
I even had to sign a paper that said I'm okay with this treatment. Luckily nothing bad ever happened to me because of it.
Sorry, you were expecting a terrible story there, weren't you?
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
My roommate used to identify as transsexual (the typical "i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" type)
he's like 5'11" and 115 pounds, used to have anorexia (he was under 100 at some points)
however, he says he realized srs and hormones wouldn't really solve any of his issues, and that not going through with it is one of the few decisions in his life he never regrets
now he just says he's a biological male who likes females, and doesn't give a shit about gender roles (his terminology is 'post-gender', he cross dresses pretty frequently, etc)
queue one thousand angry posts
why?
if he's happy with himself and knows who is then that's all anyone can want for him
because
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited July 2010
I'm pale as helllllllllll but i never had any acne at all
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this is like some even sadder version of Cathy
ACK!
we used to but thse days he's too damn cheap to come visit me
and yes hes allways been terribad.
Also recently I've kind of been turned off all Grenadian people so it's kind of awkward when I meet up with girls who I know like me.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Gender and sexual orientation are kinda ambiguous in this forum I guess. A matter of debate, one could say.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Many many people are bi and several are gay.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
As the plane's taxiing away:
*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey Dad, I'm a girl!"
*click*
everyone is either gay or changing into the opposite gender or both.
It pretty much goes exactly like that, but more often than not I'll remember something that's related to what's going on. This coupled with my ability to remember all the awkward things I've done doesn't help at all.
What about gay transsexuals? That's where shit gets complicated.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Let me introduce you to Antimatter here.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
This particular tranoid decide that even though we don't really know each other or ever talk I needed to have knowledge of this awful story confided in me:
Apparently she was going shopping for jackets or some such lady clothing item while just starting hormone therapy and saw what looked to be a sort of "shitty looking bald kid" in a trench coat. She then turns to the woman she dated back when she was a dude and starts making fun of the kid just audibly enough for the kid to know he was getting laughed at.
The kid had just had chemo.
I don't wake up instantly, and always have a good 30 seconds to a minute between dream/reality.
so when I was woken up by my aunt, most of the family was already at the dining area for the breakfast smorg.
" Fuck you , Fuck you , I can't fucking sleep in the TV, do I look purple, holy fuck!!!!"
then I blinked, and saw the entire dining area staring at me, and could just remember enough to know what I had said. Fun day.
My girlfriend recently got a new place with her older brother. I'm pretty sure he's going to be in your shoes during this.
I uh, I guess I should stop making fun of it then. Wow.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
It's like how when you smell something for too long you stop smelling it at all.
super awkward (and a little slurred at the time) but thankfully she laughed
calling my teacher mummy aged 5
getting in a fight with someone who spat at my transvestite friend on the bus and breaking my hand
dropping an ultra heavy concrete fencepost on my (then)girlfriend's dad's foot and fracturing it
doing the same to my cousin with a bowling ball
pretty much every time I've had sex (even the good stuff)
still waiting for the day someone walks in on me jerkin' it!
"Son I don't know how to say this but... if you're going to have boobs, people are going to think you're a girl!"
"Oh, oh these things? Yeaaaah, they're for my Halloween costume for this year!"
the most vivid memories a person can have
Man whatever, getting into a fight for your friend makes you A++ material.
this makes me laugh because this happened to 3 of my friends
Nah the best part about being super pale is that when you get acne (despite being well into your twenties) it'll show up as massive ugly blotches like some sort of fusion of burns victim and plague carrier
And then if you go all flushed on top of that, it looks like an army of red ants are advancing across your face
A friend of mine once had a fight (for a much less noble reason) and broke his hand too, but the guy he hit came away with his face pretty much unmarked
I have no idea how the hell that happened
he's like 5'11" and 115 pounds, used to have anorexia (he was under 100 at some points)
however, he says he realized srs and hormones wouldn't really solve any of his issues, and that not going through with it is one of the few decisions in his life he never regrets
now he just says he's a biological male who likes females, and doesn't give a shit about gender roles (his terminology is 'post-gender', he cross dresses pretty frequently, etc)
queue one thousand angry posts
not enough milk!
why?
if he's happy with himself and knows who is then that's all anyone can want for him
It was fucking hilarious.
His bones were so brittle! Even though he drinks plenty of
...malk?
I even had to sign a paper that said I'm okay with this treatment. Luckily nothing bad ever happened to me because of it.
Sorry, you were expecting a terrible story there, weren't you?
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
because
this is where i do my "thank goodness" dance
wah wah wahhhhhh
Hey me too!
Also I have perfect hair, it's great.