Two young office plants are trying to make their way in the corporate world, one on charm, the other on hard work. Hijinx ensue when the two fail to keep the bosses' office plant adequately watered.
Francois Manteau discovers an island full of two-animal hybrids and starts a zoo/resort there called Port Manteau.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
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A young mute dreams of becoming the world's first Mexican Ninja.
It's called: The Jeffe is Silent
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
A power outage leaves a man stranded in his pitch black home, and he must find a way to restore the power, before all the food items in his refrigerator spoil.
Betsy Ross' first stitching of the American flag is accidentally ripped, and John Adams must find a way to repair the flag before George Washington gets back from Valley Forge.
A young novellist's story about a deeply shy and reserved protagonist called Ryan is repeatedly lost due to harddrive failures and the vanishing of back-ups
A group of forumers come up with their own brainstorms, and then a mass murder takes place, but no one can come up with anything witty to say
It's called No Pun In Ten Dead
A woman called Penelope grapples with her loss of identity after selling her DNA to a mass-production cloning company in order to pay off her credit-card debt.
Bored and finally, permanently having had his medical license revoked, Hugh Laurie's titular character takes up a new obsession: Finding and fixing abandoned homes.
A woman called Penelope grapples with her loss of identity after selling her DNA to a mass-production cloning company in order to pay off her credit-card debt.
Danny Glover plays a retired football player who opens an icecream parlor on the wrong side of town, reluctantly becoming involved in the lives of the wacky characters who frequent his shop.
Danny Glover plays a retired football player who opens an icecream parlor on the wrong side of town, reluctantly becoming involved in the lives of the wacky characters who frequent his shop.
Talking about icecream has made me want a banana split so you can pay with one of those. A good one - perfectly ripe banana, vanilla bean icecream, extra-chocolatey sauce, crumbled peanuts, no cherry. I would kill seventeen fathers in front of their families for one of these right now.
Every boy in the world is given a tree on their 12th birthday. Boys form a very strong bond with their tree and are able to have sex with it. Unfortunately, the lifespan of the trees is significantly less than that of an average human male.
A genuis devotes his entire life to building a time machine, and ultimetly fails but in the process learns how to truely love.
Its called Waste of Time Machine.
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A local man decides to cheat the system by intentionally gaining weight so he can claim disability. His weight begins to put strain on his marriage and health until finally he is refused entry to Honk if you're Horny.
A clock maker decides to get his college degree to earn the respect of his disillusioned grandson. Hijinks ensue as he tries to adjust to the experiences he's missed and missed out on.
A man in a banana costume develops ESP, and uses it to speak to Scarlett Johansson while she sleeps.
It's called Pipe Dreams.
Also, the Blam Fan Feed requires food, so if you guys wouldn't mind writing some replies to the account, so I can supplement the forum blams with some Twitter blams, I'd appreciate it.
After a freak accident, a college campus security officer in Rhode Island develops incredible olfactory skills he uses to solve crimes and protect the student body, while aspiring for the Chief of Security position
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It's called: Weekend at Fernies
It's called: Cool Runnings
It's called: The Jeffe is Silent
Mountie Python's Frying Circuits
It's called Hairy Potter.
Instep Shun.
It's called The Dark Night.
one two minnie
It's called Patch Adams.
It's called Saving "Private Ryan"
It's called No Pun In Ten Dead
It's called: Stakes on a Plane
it's called Planks on a Stane.
It's called: Pennies for Everybody.
It's called This Old House
I would watch this
http://www.audioentropy.com/
It's called: Any Given Sundae.
It's called: Fop Gun.
A Leak Of Their Own
pfffhahahahaha
It's called Old Made.
It's called the White Stuff
Butler you should be getting paid for this.
It's called No Cunt Tree for Old Men.
Its called Waste of Time Machine.
It's called A Fridge Too Far
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
A clock maker decides to get his college degree to earn the respect of his disillusioned grandson. Hijinks ensue as he tries to adjust to the experiences he's missed and missed out on.
It's called Watch and Learn.
It's called Pipe Dreams.
it's called six degrees of separation
it's called I Can't Believe I Ate The Hole-Thing.
it's called Brown Nosing
It's called Penny: Ark Aide.
It's called Salvador Collie.
Its called Everybody fucking rejoices.