If having sex with somebody is the same as having sex with their previous partners

Wren

the last girl I went on a date with couldn't stop talking about all the sex she had with her previous partners. in detail. to everyone. kinda a turnoff

Edcrab

mrpaku wrote: »

Edcrab wrote: »

mrpaku you are never meeting anybody I know, even my worst enemies

there's this girl at my work who always wears a scarf around her neck, likely because she is covering up some tattoos and trying to be professional

first time we got two seconds alone together i asked her if i were to remove the scarf, would her head fall off or what

see because if she is appalled by my question, we were never going to get along anyway, so fuck it

That's a far better example than asking a complete stranger if she sucks off her boyfriend

By like an order of magnitude, it's actually remotely witty for a start

neville

Wren wrote: »

the last girl I went on a date with couldn't stop talking about all the sex she had with her previous partners. in detail. to everyone. kinda a turnoff

A turnoff since she didn't have sex with you?

Wren

neville wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

the last girl I went on a date with couldn't stop talking about all the sex she had with her previous partners. in detail. to everyone. kinda a turnoff

A turnoff since she didn't have sex with you?

no I dropped her not the other around so there

Wren

it takes more than one date to get into my pants. unless you pay for it and its really fancy

Edcrab

Wren wrote: »

it takes more than one date to get into my pants. unless you pay for it and its really fancy

Spoiler:

Is that fancy enough

Wren

nope

neville

Wren wrote: »

it takes more than one date to get into my pants. unless you pay for it and its really fancy

I pay. I'm a gentleman. 8-)

Edcrab

Well you're a jerk anyway I'm putting you on a website dedicated to complaining about jerks that people date

Wren

Edcrab wrote: »

Well you're a jerk anyway I'm putting you on a website dedicated to complaining about jerks that people date

I thought this was the website about that

Liiya

Edcrab wrote: »

You'd never catch me even using the word "sex"

And certainly not a word like "fucking"

It is because you are a classy gent.

Edcrab

Hey thanks Liiya I really fucking appreciate the kind words

Swill

i have only recently had to deal with the concept of being with a lady who has had partners before me

to be honest it makes me feel naive to even be thinking about it

Liiya

For shame, Edward Crab.

TheCanMan

Hunter wrote: »

So if you've fucked everyone your partner fucked, does that mean you've also masturbated since your partner fuck you?

Is that gay?

If masturbating is gay, I may have to change my name to Charles Nelson Reilly.

Edcrab

Liiya wrote: »

For shame, Edward Crab.

Now I wish that was actually my name

M.D.

i was talkin to this drunk ukrainian dude just now, oh lord I barely speak russian and he barely speaks english and he jsut goes off everything I says and he got mad when I mentioned new york and needing a toilet.

neville

Sup manny

Reginald

When I have sex with a person I have sex with all of their previous partners, for sure. I hunt them down meticulously and fuck them.

If I were to create a graph of my fucking, it'd look like the Mandelbrot set.

M.D.

Hey Chris, how is it goin?

neville

Not too bad, just workin'.

M.D.

yea me too, this drunk guy calls us all the time. It's fun to have conversations with him.

You in Cali now, right?

Phonehand

i just hope i've had sex with founding father benjamin franklin
i am seriously attracted to that guy

Delzhand

Phonehand wrote: »

i just hope i've had sex with founding father benjamin franklin
i am seriously attracted to that guy

it's the hair, right

crwth

plus the dude invented lighting

yeah i'm pretty sure that's right

neville

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

yea me too, this drunk guy calls us all the time. It's fun to have conversations with him.

You in Cali now, right?

for the next 3 weeks ya

M.D.

neville wrote: »

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

yea me too, this drunk guy calls us all the time. It's fun to have conversations with him.

You in Cali now, right?

for the next 3 weeks ya

Moving someplace else in 3 weeks or vacation?

Phonehand

ben franklin banged all the ladies

HyperAquaBlast

Seriously I am this type of person. I like to go in mind fresh thinking all good thoughts but if any descriptions of previous people are brought much less someone I know then it messes with me.

You mean I sorta just licked my best friends dick? I knew this adultery thing was for the birds! Yuck!

Charles Kinbote

this never bothered me

and I'm even kinda a jealous guy in relationships (not like "who the fuck you are calling my girlfriend bro" or "you vill spent all joor time vith me" jealous, but I'm still working on it)

Straightzi

This doesn't bother me

It's an excuse to talk about other men's dicks

Charles Kinbote

hmm

Futore

Charles Kinbote wrote: »

this never bothered me

and I'm even kinda a jealous guy in relationships (not like "who the fuck you are calling my girlfriend bro" or "you vill spent all joor time vith me" jealous, but I'm still working on it)

oops I had sex with your girlfriend's phone sorry

Charles Kinbote

Futore wrote: »

Charles Kinbote wrote: »

this never bothered me

and I'm even kinda a jealous guy in relationships (not like "who the fuck you are calling my girlfriend bro" or "you vill spent all joor time vith me" jealous, but I'm still working on it)

oops I had sex with your girlfriend's phone sorry

smashin' barstools

Straightzi

In all honesty I like talking about sex. I find it incredibly interesting to talk about sex with absolutely anyone, I find sexual stories highly entertaining, and so on. If I happen to be having sex with the person I'm talking about sex with, I find it even more interesting, because it is relevant to certain vested interests of mine.

HyperAquaBlast

ya pervin bro?

Swill

i like to go in blind

emotionally bare-back, so to speak

Charles Kinbote

Swill wrote: »

i like to go in blind

emotionally bare-back, so to speak

word

Klyka

Related to thread title:

There's this one girl I've known for years now and I would totally do her.
But then I always remember that I have known at least 5 of the people she slept with before and all of them are horrible,horrible people who make me vomit and I really do not want to touch what they have touched. Not even with my 10 foot pole.

Butters

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

neville wrote: »

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

yea me too, this drunk guy calls us all the time. It's fun to have conversations with him.

You in Cali now, right?

for the next 3 weeks ya

Moving someplace else in 3 weeks or vacation?

I assume he's going back to Digipen.