Just put together big blocks of very long, smart sounding words into dense, impenetrable paragraphs and your teacher will either think you're a genius, or at least pretend you are because she doesn't want to try to call your bluff and risk you actually turning out to be a genius, thus revealing she was just too stupid to understand what you said.
Well, I will use this as a fall back.
Trust me, I graduated magna cum laude from a major university without having to sully myself with any pesky "facts".
Just use the word "didactic" once per paragraph and you'll be fine.
I think I did livestreaming once or twice, and I realized it was completely distracting.
I remember your livestream and did not enjoy it.
In fact, if I recall correctly, the last time I was there you drew a crude caricature of me in a ladies bikini.
Also, it was 4 AM Alaska time. There is no reason anyone in the contiguous U.S. should be awake around then.
I think I did livestreaming once or twice, and I realized it was completely distracting.
I remember your livestream and did not enjoy it.
In fact, if I recall correctly, the last time I was there you drew a crude caricature of me in a ladies bikini.
Also, it was 4 AM Alaska time. There is no reason anyone in the contiguous U.S. should be awake around then.
I remember our good friend Tam enjoying that highly accurate and in no way stylized portrait of you in your daily attire...and as we all know, Tam is a man possessing exquisite taste in comedy.
Clearly it is you, sir, who lacks the cognitive ability required to process such overwhelmingly comedic material.
You might be on to something- that area does contain a large, dense mass.
FAKE-EDIT:
"Hey Kevin, what'd you do on your Friday night? Anything exciting?"
"Nothin' much, just made thinly veiled references to my penis on the internet, you?"
Good friend? Exquisite taste?
Are we talking about the same Tam?
Also, you are a jerk ND. A big, stinky, jerk.
FAKE-REAL-EDIT: As if there's anything else to do on a Friday night.
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So, I heard there is a large-hadron collider in the vicinity of your pants
edit: for anyone wondering, I was totally going to say "my pants" to keep with the self indulgence... and then I realized it was a gay joke and switched it to someone else.
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This is going to be better advertised tomorrow, but the thing in my sig is a thread in SE (open to the full forum) wherein you can offer services (art?!) and people can bid on it - all the $$$ goes to Child's Play. I'd be totally honored to get some of you in on it.
Watchin' Project Runway makes me want to make my own clothes.
Having aggravating clothes-shopping attempts increases this urge ten-fold.
mah mama has a sewin' musheen
i got them hands
i gots some threads and sewin' needles
there's a massive sewing/fabric store near my mom's house
................!!!!!!
[edit] I'd need to lower my expectations though. I'm thinking all like, "I'M GOING TO MAKE A LINED DENIM CARGO JACKET WITH A FAUX-HOODIE" and then I realize it would take me a billion years and I'll have made an ill-fitting, expensive Frankensteinian garment disaster.
Then I remember that the last time I made anything was in middle school and maybe this time around I'll have a little more patience and finesse.
Basically I want this thing. I fucking love the color and most of the styling, and the fact that it's a hoodie-jacket and warm. But it's ~$80 everywhere I've found it - only sold online - and it's also apparently what the main girl character wore in Twilight.......D: ....but I could probably make something like it for at least half the cost...the only other issue being time, and my lack of experience in sewing things that complex. I'm sure I could figure it out given enough time, but again, like, winter may have come and gone by the time I actually figure out and finish the damn thing.
that jacket is super cute but you could get basically the same thing somewhere else for a lot cheaper
or better idea is always Learn to Make it yourself because it will be fun and even if it doesnt turn out for the best you learn something!
My mom sent me a text message for the first time. "How are you feeling, chum?" Chum?
Ive considered a few possible reasons but really none of them seem particularly likely, as your mom is a classy lady, if it was my mom she just forgot to get the 'p' at the end of it.
80$ isn't pricey for a good jacket! If you throw down the bit extra you'll end up with something generally better suited to wearing in cold weather.
My stance on clothes is if you drop a bit extra on good quality stuff it's better than wasting tons of money on cheaply made things when you end up having to replace it a few months down the road.
My stance on clothes is if you drop a bit extra on good quality stuff it's better than wasting tons of money on cheaply made things when you end up having to replace it a few months down the road.
This is my clothing philosophy exactly, also as a bonus you don't have to think too much about what to wear because you don't have as much.
My mom sent me a text message for the first time. "How are you feeling, chum?" Chum?
Is your mother Adam West?
God no! Though, sometimes I wonder...
True story, she has a PHD in English... but since we don't live in the U.S. and she doesn't watch much U.S. tv she's kind of aloof as to how people use the language in the year 2010. It's a bit horrifying hearing her talk about all the cocks she saw the other day.
"MOM! Stop saying that!!!"
"What? It's just a rooster!"
Other than the occasional mispronunciation (which happens to everyone) I have no mortifying moments from my mom.
Hahaha! Well, scratch that! Once on a trip to NY my mom went to a breakfast place and ordered for me and my brother. Then she saw some cookies and said "Oh, I would also like a sugar cockie" To this day me and my brother have not let her live that down, not because it sounds like cock, but because it's such a horrible mispronunciation of the word cookie.
My mom is always waiting for me to mispronounce something since that day.
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BUY MY SHIT ASSHOLES
Trust me, I graduated magna cum laude from a major university without having to sully myself with any pesky "facts".
Just use the word "didactic" once per paragraph and you'll be fine.
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I remember your livestream and did not enjoy it.
In fact, if I recall correctly, the last time I was there you drew a crude caricature of me in a ladies bikini.
Also, it was 4 AM Alaska time. There is no reason anyone in the contiguous U.S. should be awake around then.
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Don't be stupid, it's magna. With an "N".
That's when your cum is magnetic.
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Well, at least his doesn't burn holes through things.
Then how would you explain the mysterious attraction of certain bodies towards my southern pole?
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No. Shit. That's even worse.
I remember our good friend Tam enjoying that highly accurate and in no way stylized portrait of you in your daily attire...and as we all know, Tam is a man possessing exquisite taste in comedy.
Clearly it is you, sir, who lacks the cognitive ability required to process such overwhelmingly comedic material.
You might be on to something- that area does contain a large, dense mass.
FAKE-EDIT:
"Hey Kevin, what'd you do on your Friday night? Anything exciting?"
"Nothin' much, just made thinly veiled references to my penis on the internet, you?"
Twitter
Are we talking about the same Tam?
Also, you are a jerk ND. A big, stinky, jerk.
FAKE-REAL-EDIT:
As if there's anything else to do on a Friday night.
edit: for anyone wondering, I was totally going to say "my pants" to keep with the self indulgence... and then I realized it was a gay joke and switched it to someone else.
That's cleverness for you.
I've been thinking about making a purchase, but I don't see something yet that screams "buy me" to me....
This is going to be better advertised tomorrow, but the thing in my sig is a thread in SE (open to the full forum) wherein you can offer services (art?!) and people can bid on it - all the $$$ goes to Child's Play. I'd be totally honored to get some of you in on it.
edit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkSwHy9eG9U
Having aggravating clothes-shopping attempts increases this urge ten-fold.
mah mama has a sewin' musheen
i got them hands
i gots some threads and sewin' needles
there's a massive sewing/fabric store near my mom's house
................!!!!!!
[edit] I'd need to lower my expectations though. I'm thinking all like, "I'M GOING TO MAKE A LINED DENIM CARGO JACKET WITH A FAUX-HOODIE" and then I realize it would take me a billion years and I'll have made an ill-fitting, expensive Frankensteinian garment disaster.
Then I remember that the last time I made anything was in middle school and maybe this time around I'll have a little more patience and finesse.
Basically I want this thing. I fucking love the color and most of the styling, and the fact that it's a hoodie-jacket and warm. But it's ~$80 everywhere I've found it - only sold online - and it's also apparently what the main girl character wore in Twilight.......D: ....but I could probably make something like it for at least half the cost...the only other issue being time, and my lack of experience in sewing things that complex. I'm sure I could figure it out given enough time, but again, like, winter may have come and gone by the time I actually figure out and finish the damn thing.
or better idea is always Learn to Make it yourself because it will be fun and even if it doesnt turn out for the best you learn something!
also das cool Mully
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Ive considered a few possible reasons but really none of them seem particularly likely, as your mom is a classy lady, if it was my mom she just forgot to get the 'p' at the end of it.
She's gonna feed you to the sharks. It's a warning!
My stance on clothes is if you drop a bit extra on good quality stuff it's better than wasting tons of money on cheaply made things when you end up having to replace it a few months down the road.
Wait...Twilight jacket...frequently visiting old graveyards....I KNEW IT! You're secretly trying to seduce a vampire!
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Is your mother Adam West?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDZFcDGpL4U
This is my clothing philosophy exactly, also as a bonus you don't have to think too much about what to wear because you don't have as much.
God no! Though, sometimes I wonder...
True story, she has a PHD in English... but since we don't live in the U.S. and she doesn't watch much U.S. tv she's kind of aloof as to how people use the language in the year 2010. It's a bit horrifying hearing her talk about all the cocks she saw the other day.
"MOM! Stop saying that!!!"
"What? It's just a rooster!"
I'm sure you'll have another opportunity to show MT's mom your cock.
Though why you bother to raise a chicken in a tiny San Francisco apartment in the first place is beyond me.
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Hahaha! Well, scratch that! Once on a trip to NY my mom went to a breakfast place and ordered for me and my brother. Then she saw some cookies and said "Oh, I would also like a sugar cockie" To this day me and my brother have not let her live that down, not because it sounds like cock, but because it's such a horrible mispronunciation of the word cookie.
My mom is always waiting for me to mispronounce something since that day.