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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    thats why you have chest helmets

    splat
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    There's nothing you could throw at me that I couldn't take. I know that skinny guys can fight to the teeth, and can have hell of a reach so i'll give you that much, but man, you writin' a check you' body can't cash son.

    I hate to advocate violence, but saying this is going to make it far more funny than it should be if and when you get shot.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »

    There's nothing you could throw at me that I couldn't take.

    I could throw a bear at you.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Welsh Corgi jousting?

    This isn't very good either, and if you're dating the Queen of England it's even worse.

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh I got it!

    her ex-boy friend(s) jousting.

    He (they) just won't know we're jousting.


    edit: who would date the Queen? That might actually be worse than Unicorn Jousting

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'd date the queen
    I want to be king

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    But... but... she's....


    ugh

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    There's nothing you could throw at me that I couldn't take. I know that skinny guys can fight to the teeth, and can have hell of a reach so i'll give you that much, but man, you writin' a check you' body can't cash son.

    I hate to advocate violence, but saying this is going to make it far more funny than it should be if and when you get shot.

    From far away sure, but up close it's not a problem. One of the techniques in Krav Maga is disarming of weapons.


    Also, not to change the subject, but fighting Amy scares me far more than Matt with a knife at times. She's got this weird snapback to her kicks that seems to cause this weird dizzy/stun effect, and usually leaves a decent set-up for a following volley. Raw power hits I can take, but that shit is the worst to put up with.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    What's the matter Godfather.

    Not such a tough guy now when I throw a bear on your ass.

    Yeah you best just post away.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Oh I got it!

    her ex-boy friend(s) jousting.

    He (they) just won't know we're jousting.

    Look, the only jousting you should be doing, if jousting must be done, is the joust event on American Gladiators.

    Even then the thing with the ball cannon and the giant hamster balls are cooler options.

    I don't know how well the horse would fare in the monkey bars section though.

  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    I know you've had that avatar for a really really long time but I finally cant stand it anymore, can you pleaseee do something about the upper lip, it looks like he has a duck beak on him

    splat
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    If I rent a horse, I'm jousting dammit.

    Maybe I can talk her into allowing me to use the word as a euphemism.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I know you've had that avatar for a really really long time but I finally cant stand it anymore, can you pleaseee do something about the upper lip, it looks like he has a duck beak on him

    No.

  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    NOOO NOT YOUU I mean godfather, doesn't that look like his upper mouth is a duck beak

    splat
  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I know you've had that avatar for a really really long time but I finally cant stand it anymore, can you pleaseee do something about the upper lip, it looks like he has a duck beak on him

    No.

    I thought he was talking about Godfathers. Whether or not he was, thats all I can see now


    Edit: I think I'm just going to read godfathers posts as quackquackquack or maybe whatever sound geese make

  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    quack quack quaaaackk wak wakquaaaak quak.

    I hate to advocate violence, but saying this is going to make it far more funny than it should be if and when you get shot.

    QUAAAAK quak quak quak quak waaaaakwakawak.

    splat
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Oh.

    In that case I think he shouldn't change it, because imagining him as a duck-man really undercuts his internet machismo act (WHICH WE ARE ALL REALLY IMPRESSED BY HUH GUYS?!).

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Guys, you see, the secret to defeating the godfather was that I got a male bear to throw on him.

    Without a vagina to objectify, he was unable to turn the bear into a slab of meat and instead was hit by a bearful of meat and claws and teeth.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    are you suggesting for him to fight cheeerfulbears

    splat
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Hell no. I need a bear with some appreciation for cinema.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Guys, you see, the secret to defeating the godfather was that I got a male bear to throw on him.

    Without a vagina to objectify, he was unable to turn the bear into a slab of meat and instead was hit by a bearful of meat and claws and teeth.

    I really hope he uses, "Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!" as a pickup line/general motto.

  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Come on guys. Come on guys


    I've known some of you for years. You think I would start making this shit up just to impress a few internet folks?

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    this cuts down the amount of possible bears to throw out at him, especially because it has to be a male bear that appreciates cinema

    splat
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Godfather wrote: »
    Come on guys. Come on guys


    I've known some of you for years. You think I would start making this shit up just to impress a few internet folks?

    Oh no, I completely believe that you could take down a bear vagina with ease (and maybe some roofies)

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    He wouldn't waste some time trying to fight off some crazy female bear, he'd have to pencil it into his schedule for later, when he's not giving guys skype-seminars on how to pick up ladies

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    I HAVE DEVELOPED A COUNTER STRATEGY!

    IT WILL FORCE GODFATHER'S HAND!

    We put RINGS on them bear vaginas!

    Rings on the fingers not the vagin...just....just do it.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Too many sig worthy quotes :(

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have an opening this Thursday somewhere between 2:30 and 3:15.


    Send it somewhere around Queen street past Ossington station and we'll throw down.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    do these vagina bears need to appreciate cinema as well, these things that bears need for throwing are important nowadays

    splat
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    We'll throw down.

    We'll throw down bears vaginas that got rings on it.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    do these vagina bears need to appreciate cinema as well, these things that bears need for throwing are important nowadays

    No, the vagina bears must have a ring on it.

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    We'll throw down.

    We'll throw down bears vaginas that got rings on it.

    YOU FOOL, THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WANTS
    Spoiler:

  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    wait am I missing a joke about godfather liking beastiality or something

    splat
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm kinda curious about that one myself, but hey, lets run with it.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    We'll throw down.

    We'll throw down bears vaginas that got rings on it.

    YOU FOOL, THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WANTS
    Spoiler:

    It's a gambit you fool! We Must know his top secret girlfriend stealing Kaiji. WITHOUT IT WE ARE LOST!

    And everybody knows that if there's a ring, you don't play.

    But when it's bear vaginas, even the strongest willed men succumb.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    oh wait I understand what is happening now

    splat
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Alright guys, it's been real but I got class in the morning.

    I'll read whatever you cooked up for me sometime tomorrow evening if I can pencil it in my schedule between vagina bears and girlfriend kaiji.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited January 2010
    its okay godfather, I would still tap that

    splat
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Loomdun wrote: »
    its okay godfather, I would still tap that

    ahahahahahah :^:

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