There's nothing you could throw at me that I couldn't take. I know that skinny guys can fight to the teeth, and can have hell of a reach so i'll give you that much, but man, you writin' a check you' body can't cash son.
I hate to advocate violence, but saying this is going to make it far more funny than it should be if and when you get shot.
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There's nothing you could throw at me that I couldn't take. I know that skinny guys can fight to the teeth, and can have hell of a reach so i'll give you that much, but man, you writin' a check you' body can't cash son.
I hate to advocate violence, but saying this is going to make it far more funny than it should be if and when you get shot.
From far away sure, but up close it's not a problem. One of the techniques in Krav Maga is disarming of weapons.
Also, not to change the subject, but fighting Amy scares me far more than Matt with a knife at times. She's got this weird snapback to her kicks that seems to cause this weird dizzy/stun effect, and usually leaves a decent set-up for a following volley. Raw power hits I can take, but that shit is the worst to put up with.
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What's the matter Godfather.
Not such a tough guy now when I throw a bear on your ass.
Yeah you best just post away.
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I know you've had that avatar for a really really long time but I finally cant stand it anymore, can you pleaseee do something about the upper lip, it looks like he has a duck beak on him
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If I rent a horse, I'm jousting dammit.
Maybe I can talk her into allowing me to use the word as a euphemism.
I know you've had that avatar for a really really long time but I finally cant stand it anymore, can you pleaseee do something about the upper lip, it looks like he has a duck beak on him
I know you've had that avatar for a really really long time but I finally cant stand it anymore, can you pleaseee do something about the upper lip, it looks like he has a duck beak on him
No.
I thought he was talking about Godfathers. Whether or not he was, thats all I can see now
Edit: I think I'm just going to read godfathers posts as quackquackquack or maybe whatever sound geese make
In that case I think he shouldn't change it, because imagining him as a duck-man really undercuts his internet machismo act (WHICH WE ARE ALL REALLY IMPRESSED BY HUH GUYS?!).
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Guys, you see, the secret to defeating the godfather was that I got a male bear to throw on him.
Without a vagina to objectify, he was unable to turn the bear into a slab of meat and instead was hit by a bearful of meat and claws and teeth.
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are you suggesting for him to fight cheeerfulbears
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Hell no. I need a bear with some appreciation for cinema.
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this cuts down the amount of possible bears to throw out at him, especially because it has to be a male bear that appreciates cinema
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He wouldn't waste some time trying to fight off some crazy female bear, he'd have to pencil it into his schedule for later, when he's not giving guys skype-seminars on how to pick up ladies
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I HAVE DEVELOPED A COUNTER STRATEGY!
IT WILL FORCE GODFATHER'S HAND!
We put RINGS on them bear vaginas!
Rings on the fingers not the vagin...just....just do it.
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do these vagina bears need to appreciate cinema as well, these things that bears need for throwing are important nowadays
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We'll throw down.
We'll throw down bears vaginas that got rings on it.
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I'm kinda curious about that one myself, but hey, lets run with it.
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I hate to advocate violence, but saying this is going to make it far more funny than it should be if and when you get shot.
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I could throw a bear at you.
This isn't very good either, and if you're dating the Queen of England it's even worse.
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her ex-boy friend(s) jousting.
He (they) just won't know we're jousting.
edit: who would date the Queen? That might actually be worse than Unicorn Jousting
I want to be king
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From far away sure, but up close it's not a problem. One of the techniques in Krav Maga is disarming of weapons.
Also, not to change the subject, but fighting Amy scares me far more than Matt with a knife at times. She's got this weird snapback to her kicks that seems to cause this weird dizzy/stun effect, and usually leaves a decent set-up for a following volley. Raw power hits I can take, but that shit is the worst to put up with.
Not such a tough guy now when I throw a bear on your ass.
Yeah you best just post away.
Look, the only jousting you should be doing, if jousting must be done, is the joust event on American Gladiators.
Even then the thing with the ball cannon and the giant hamster balls are cooler options.
I don't know how well the horse would fare in the monkey bars section though.
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Maybe I can talk her into allowing me to use the word as a euphemism.
No.
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I thought he was talking about Godfathers. Whether or not he was, thats all I can see now
Edit: I think I'm just going to read godfathers posts as quackquackquack or maybe whatever sound geese make
In that case I think he shouldn't change it, because imagining him as a duck-man really undercuts his internet machismo act (WHICH WE ARE ALL REALLY IMPRESSED BY HUH GUYS?!).
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Without a vagina to objectify, he was unable to turn the bear into a slab of meat and instead was hit by a bearful of meat and claws and teeth.
I really hope he uses, "Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!" as a pickup line/general motto.
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I've known some of you for years. You think I would start making this shit up just to impress a few internet folks?
Oh no, I completely believe that you could take down a bear vagina with ease (and maybe some roofies)
IT WILL FORCE GODFATHER'S HAND!
We put RINGS on them bear vaginas!
Rings on the fingers not the vagin...just....just do it.
Send it somewhere around Queen street past Ossington station and we'll throw down.
We'll throw down bears vaginas that got rings on it.
No, the vagina bears must have a ring on it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY
imagine this in quacks
YOU FOOL, THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WANTS
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness fuck them bears.
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It's a gambit you fool! We Must know his top secret girlfriend stealing Kaiji. WITHOUT IT WE ARE LOST!
And everybody knows that if there's a ring, you don't play.
But when it's bear vaginas, even the strongest willed men succumb.
I'll read whatever you cooked up for me sometime tomorrow evening if I can pencil it in my schedule between vagina bears and girlfriend kaiji.
ahahahahahah :^:
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