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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    wait

    wood can go in a furnace?

    I don't need coal?

    It doesn't last as long but if you can't find coal then it's an alternative.

    You can dump a bucket of lava in there as well.

    Doesn't lava burn forever, too?

    Eats your bucket though.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    wait

    wood can go in a furnace?

    I don't need coal?

    It doesn't last as long but if you can't find coal then it's an alternative.

    You can dump a bucket of lava in there as well.

    Doesn't lava burn forever, too?

    Eats your bucket though.

    No, I think it lasts an hour.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I've never found a self identified "nice guy" to actually be a nice guy. They are usually sniveling weasels who try and emotionally black mail women into dating them.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    The ladder theory is an excellent test to determine if someone is stupid enough to warrant beatings.

    It's a test of maturity. Hell it's basically a test to determine if you've become a man yet.

    Did you bag at least an eight?

    NOW YER A MAYOWN!

    Not quite what I was going for there. More like 'do you believe this is accurate?' If Yes, go back to High School. If No, proceed to adulthood.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    We should teach kindness to animals to children.

    I'm okay with that. I'm less okay with it being a constitutional amendment.

    As soon as I move to California I'm adding it to the ballot.

    Hey Sarks
    California is the best state in the union. Just a heads up. Why do you think the other 49 player hate on us incessantly?

    desc on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Well, if all those things are true then there can only be the one reason.

    Having a dick the size of Arch's?

    huge?

    I think he meant a dick your size, like literally a hobbit sized penis.

    With hairy feet?

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    Aren't you the one who expressed distaste over, what you called, the "floppy mucus hole"?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I've never found a self identified "nice guy" to actually be a nice guy. They are usually sniveling weasels who try and emotionally black mail women into dating them.

    AKA Jews.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    need more negs

    need more peacocking

    A friend of mine once read "The Game" hoping it would help him learn how to attract women.

    It didn't, but it did make him into more of a mysogenistic douchebag.

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    earlier i youtubed around some men's outfits and one was like 'how to dress to get women' or whatever

    anyway i clicked on a few related videos of this guy and i guess he's basically a dating coach or something? i dunno

    but it was funny because he was like 'women are people. you don't 'open them up'. they're not cans. you don't 'neg' them, you fucking idiot.'

    it was pretty grea

    I call bullshit

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    earlier i youtubed around some men's outfits and one was like 'how to dress to get women' or whatever

    anyway i clicked on a few related videos of this guy and i guess he's basically a dating coach or something? i dunno

    but it was funny because he was like 'women are people. you don't 'open them up'. they're not cans. you don't 'neg' them, you fucking idiot.'

    it was pretty grea

    This makes me happy.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Well, if all those things are true then there can only be the one reason.

    Having a dick the size of Arch's?

    huge?

    I think he meant a dick your size, like literally a hobbit sized penis.

    "Just call me Mr Underhill"

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    The ladder theory is an excellent test to determine if someone is stupid enough to warrant beatings.

    It's a test of maturity. Hell it's basically a test to determine if you've become a man yet.

    Did you bag at least an eight?

    NOW YER A MAYOWN!

    Not quite what I was going for there. More like 'do you believe this is accurate?' If Yes, go back to High School. If No, proceed to adulthood.

    Yeah, but my way is funnier.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Furnace

    What you can use and how efficient it is.

    Edit: Lava doesn't last as long as I thought.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I've never found a self identified "nice guy" to actually be a nice guy. They are usually sniveling weasels who try and emotionally black mail women into dating them.

    You know who are the worst/creepiest for that? Hippie nice guys.

    desc on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    Aren't you the one who expressed distaste over, what you called, the "floppy mucus hole"?

    To be fair, vaginas are disgusting.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    need more negs

    need more peacocking

    A friend of mine once read "The Game" hoping it would help him learn how to attract women.

    It didn't, but it did make him into more of a mysogenistic douchebag.

    did you punch him in the cock?

    nexuscrawler on
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i kind of want to learn how to make chiptunes

    on like, an nes chip

    do it right and all

    i dont' know where to begin

    the era of hardware is over, just get a few softsynths. There's a guy with a collection of freebie softsynths, several of which are explicitly designed to mimic iconic NES sounds and chiptuney tones, but i'm drawing a blank on his name.

    If you wanna at least seem legit though LSDJ is pretty dope, and it runs on Nintendo hardware so that helps the street cred. I've seen some pretty cool projects that I think uses a bluetooth receiver to connect wiimotes with a pc, then sends it out as midi to an arduinoboy to a gameboy running LSDJ. Long story short, you can play songs with a wii rock band controller that get's played through a gameboy's sound chip.

    whoaaaaaa

    i have no ide what half this means though, or how to do it

    LSDJ is software for gameboy that does basically everything you're wanting to, check out some youtubes for it, it's pretty cool. Everything else was sort of crazy over the top stuff that basically achieves something really simple in a novel way.

    TehSloth on
    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I've never found a self identified "nice guy" to actually be a nice guy. They are usually sniveling weasels who try and emotionally black mail women into dating them.

    You know who are the worst/creepiest for that? Hippie nice guys.

    and their tiny nipples!

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait is someone talking about ladder theory?

    i can't hear quite right over all the sex i'm having

    How do you have sex from across your separate twin beds.

    i guess i just have a big dong

    how would you do it?

    Age my values 40 years.

    you have values?

    A finely aged dong is worth more. Like a wine.

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ok, Minecraft conundrum. I have furnaces! I have iron ore! I have flint! But to start a fire in the furnace to make an iron bar to make flint and steel to start a fire I need an iron bar which I need to smelt which needs flint and steel. :?

    No you don't, you can use wood or coal too.

    Odd, but ok.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I've never found a self identified "nice guy" to actually be a nice guy. They are usually sniveling weasels who try and emotionally black mail women into dating them.

    You know who are the worst/creepiest for that? Hippie nice guys.

    I'd buy that, most guys I ever met who were earthy crunchy types had a lot of personality flaws they were attempting to hide by being "so mellow bro." Except they had more anger issues then I do, and I frequently blow up at kittens.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    whoaaaaaaa

    you guys remember that "synthetic organism" from a few months back from the venter lab?

    check out a map of the genome

    WARNING HUGE

    (image is too big to in-line. click if you want to see it -wm)

    http://www.edge.org/documents/Edge-Serpentine-MapsGallery/high-res/venter.png

    Arch on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm going to out drinking again against all better judgement now

    later chat

    hopefully not that much later or I'll be fucked with work

    Abdhyius on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    i don't feel like watching all the videos again, but from his blog:
    If you want to build a relationship with someone you respect who has self-confidence and dignity, “negs” are the worst technique to use. Is there a more sociopathic and unhealthy thing to do to start a relationship than this?!

    Organichu on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i kind of want to learn how to make chiptunes

    on like, an nes chip

    do it right and all

    i dont' know where to begin

    the era of hardware is over, just get a few softsynths. There's a guy with a collection of freebie softsynths, several of which are explicitly designed to mimic iconic NES sounds and chiptuney tones, but i'm drawing a blank on his name.

    If you wanna at least seem legit though LSDJ is pretty dope, and it runs on Nintendo hardware so that helps the street cred. I've seen some pretty cool projects that I think uses a bluetooth receiver to connect wiimotes with a pc, then sends it out as midi to an arduinoboy to a gameboy running LSDJ. Long story short, you can play songs with a wii rock band controller that get's played through a gameboy's sound chip.

    whoaaaaaa

    i have no ide what half this means though, or how to do it

    LSDJ is software for gameboy that does basically everything you're wanting to, check out some youtubes for it, it's pretty cool. Everything else was sort of crazy over the top stuff that basically achieves something really simple in a novel way.

    hmmm

    Arch on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    whoaaaaaaa

    you guys remember that "synthetic organism" from a few months back from the venter lab?

    check out a map of the genome

    WARNING HUGE
    venter.png

    I will take it on faith that this is pretty cool.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That is pretty cool, Arch. I know what some of those words are!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I've never found a self identified "nice guy" to actually be a nice guy. They are usually sniveling weasels who try and emotionally black mail women into dating them.

    You know who are the worst/creepiest for that? Hippie nice guys.

    and their tiny nipples!

    "Yo dude I TOTALLY respect women as equals and support the notion they should be able to fuck me in the back of my mom's Neon."

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    That is pretty cool, Arch. I know what some of those words are!

    you can even tell which direction gene expression takes place (5'->3' or the other way around) which is cool

    Arch on
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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch what does "Protein Fate" mean in that chart?

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch what does "Protein Fate" mean in that chart?

    Those are the enzymes that rid of us free will and pre-destine our deaths.

    Sarksus on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Uhmm... this is hilarious.

    And pretty much sociopathy... like DENNIS System bad.

    http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/cat/Start_PU/neg/517.html

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch what does "Protein Fate" mean in that chart?

    honestly? without their text I have no idea

    could be anything from siRNA, to degredases, to kinases, to lysases to myosin to cytoskeletal elements

    basically anything that the cell produces that modulates how long proteins it make or consumes exist and where they go

    Arch on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    for instance, i #closed a lawyer three days ago and we talked today and the conversation steered towards gays and i said the following..

    Me: " yeah, i don't like gays"
    HB: " don't talk like that"
    Me: " that's my opinion, not yours"
    HB: " i wish you wouldn't talk like that"
    Me: " actually, i got a gay friend and he is cool, we go skydiving together"
    ( i don't have a gay friend and if my skydiving buddy found out i called him gay he would flip out )

    so what i did was neutralize the negative conversation and started another thread.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Spontaneous combustion is actually a chemical reaction facilitated by these death enzymes.

    Carbohydrates are the substrate that interact with these enzymes so high-carb diets will literally kill you in a flash of combustion one day!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    well one of the protein fate genes is lPPQ, which is a lipoprotein that modulates where proteins go in a solute (usually soluble proteins that can't pass through the cell membrane or that would be degraded by cytoplasmic solutes)

    EDIT: not only proteins, but i was speaking generally

    LDL is a lipoprotein

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    got it

    got it

    fucking got it

    chu, do you want it to copy it into the folder or cut and paste it in?

    Arivia on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Today in biology we learned about redox reactions but I already learned about them in chemistry in greater detail so I was like a boss 8-)

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    oh wait fuck

    looked at the wrong color of green, lPPQ isn't a protein fate gene..but i am seeing dnaK which i think is DNA kinase, so it determines what is expressed protein wise or what is cleaved thanks to DNA cues

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