Is pretending to be "just going for walks" with food something fatties do to feel less guilty? Is that what Eddy is doing with his danish. Just going for a leisurely stroll in the park, and it's not his fault if the danish comes back all eaten.
The danish shouldn't have worn that delicious icing, or been covered in that flaky crust
the daily grind of working life is pretty pointless seeming
what am i doing with my life anyway
working for the weekend?
hm
life is pretty pointless ain't it
hmm
i am not sure
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
how have we not yet gotten around to extincting the manatee?
they are helpless and adorable.
you could probably eat them too.
or at least make candles and soap out of them
They might be delicious. Will, I'm chartering a vessel. I'll have this problem solved by year's end. You can foot the bill for all the swarthy men I'll need.
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Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
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Dodos, as a defense mechanism, died when cornered by a predator.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
the daily grind of working life is pretty pointless seeming
what am i doing with my life anyway
working for the weekend?
hm
life is pretty pointless ain't it
hmm
i am not sure
Take a risk.
Get your heart racing. Go learn how to rock climb without rope. Or hang glide. Or surf.
This is important for making a pointless life at least a little fun.
how have we not yet gotten around to extincting the manatee?
they are helpless and adorable.
you could probably eat them too.
or at least make candles and soap out of them
They might be delicious. Will, I'm chartering a vessel. I'll have this problem solved by year's end. You can foot the bill for all the swarthy men I'll need.
how have we not yet gotten around to extincting the manatee?
they are helpless and adorable.
you could probably eat them too.
or at least make candles and soap out of them
Manatees are also dumb as hell, I remember the biggest danger to them was boats because they wouldn't get out of the way. And not like ocean liners, like small fishing vessels.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
edited November 2010
So my math professor got back to me on one of the test questions I got wrong. I had to solve a triangle for its three angles given its three sides. I found angle A and then I used the law of sines to find angle B. But this gave me the wrong answer. Apparently I should have found angle C and then angle B.
I don't understand why dating your sister is a thing anyway. Yeah yeah, genetic nightmare blah blah blah.
So don't have kids.
Because for most people the idea is disgusting. I recall there being some kind of mental process that occurs when you grow up with a relative that makes your brain go "eww god no no."
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
the daily grind of working life is pretty pointless seeming
what am i doing with my life anyway
working for the weekend?
hm
life is pretty pointless ain't it
hmm
i am not sure
Take a risk.
Get your heart racing. Go learn how to rock climb without rope. Or hang glide. Or surf.
This is important for making a pointless life at least a little fun.
the daily grind of working life is pretty pointless seeming
what am i doing with my life anyway
working for the weekend?
hm
life is pretty pointless ain't it
hmm
i am not sure
yes, have fun, if you're not having fun arrange your life in such a way that you are having fun
or if you're just in a bad spell, drink a lot and hang out with friends until your brain decides to stop tormenting you
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The danish shouldn't have worn that delicious icing, or been covered in that flaky crust
"nice apostrophe, dickhead"
I fancy cheese danishes
Best to not compare the ages of love-interests to the age of siblings.
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sure those jokes never get old
how have we not yet gotten around to extincting the manatee?
they are helpless and adorable.
you could probably eat them too.
or at least make candles and soap out of them
Yeah I know, that's why I said it's more of a mind trip than anything else
I mean when you have a brother that is always 6 years younger than you, you always picture him as being young as hell
So yeah, just a weird realization is all
god damnit will we are trying our hardest here
its not like they are dodos
how much is it these days
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what am i doing with my life anyway
working for the weekend?
hm
life is pretty pointless ain't it
hmm
i am not sure
They might be delicious. Will, I'm chartering a vessel. I'll have this problem solved by year's end. You can foot the bill for all the swarthy men I'll need.
Dude seriously, have you seen what we're doing to the ocean?
Ain't gonna be shit alive there by 2100.
The new version that just hit is $40 on steam I believe.
don't be silly
danes aren't people
Once you realize that the girl is not your sibling the problem goes away.
Then I found out her younger brother was my best friend in high school.
Then I remembered I had promised him I'd fuck her when he showed me her picture in high school.
Take a risk.
Get your heart racing. Go learn how to rock climb without rope. Or hang glide. Or surf.
This is important for making a pointless life at least a little fun.
Conversely, the problem compounds if you realize she is
Hey we just voted in a bunch of Republicans, we're working on it.
So don't have kids.
that's the can-do english spirit
we'll civilize the oceans yet
Manatees are also dumb as hell, I remember the biggest danger to them was boats because they wouldn't get out of the way. And not like ocean liners, like small fishing vessels.
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My youngest brother is 12 years younger. If I dated his classmates I'd have to make sure they were legal.
How does that even work.
Those things rolled around in honey-mustard and walked right up to you. Those were the days.
Also just screen for recessive genetic traits in the familial line and you can most likely have kids guilt-free
Lethal mutants take a few years to build up
this post brought to you by the league of southern geneticists
Because for most people the idea is disgusting. I recall there being some kind of mental process that occurs when you grow up with a relative that makes your brain go "eww god no no."
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there is a rock climbing gym near me
hm
life is just
hm
yes, have fun, if you're not having fun arrange your life in such a way that you are having fun
or if you're just in a bad spell, drink a lot and hang out with friends until your brain decides to stop tormenting you
(this might be horrible advice ymmv)
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