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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ahahahahaha holy shit

    so apparently there's this german band called van canto and they do a capella power metal, it's so ridiculous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0n-1FmFiw&feature=fvw

    I just... I don't even

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hmmm, how annoying. I can't quite get the glowing neon blue to work on the windows 7 bars so i can have a Tron themed desktop!

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    The guy who counted all the panty shots in the Chipmunks Movie.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    What. The. Fuck.

    What is general mayhem? Did he cook the octopus? Why did he shit on it? I DONT UNDERSTAND

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    shaz you need a girlfriend

    this is what you need

    Way to reinforce your gender normative belief system will. God you are just an instrument of the patriarchy to discredit alternative belief systems in the new sexual paradigm.

    Yeah. If Will were truly open-minded he'd tell shaz to fuck his dad.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    ahahahahaha holy shit

    so apparently there's this german band called van canto and they do a capella power metal, it's so ridiculous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0n-1FmFiw&feature=fvw

    I just... I don't even

    Are they the ones that did loads of Metallica covers? Some of those are hilarious.

    Mojo_Jojo on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i blame capitalism

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have zero sisters

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    shaz you need a girlfriend

    this is what you need

    Way to reinforce your gender normative belief system will. God you are just an instrument of the patriarchy to discredit alternative belief systems in the new sexual paradigm.

    shaz is of indian extraction

    they are not allowed to be gay until 2020 or so

    Way to believe in racial genetic markers will. God why don't you just vote for republicans and say being an alcoholic is a choice you classist fascist!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    I can understand buying dead octopus and eating it - it's delicious

    shitting on your food?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    The guy who counted all the panty shots in the Chipmunks Movie.

    The guy who went to E3 in a wheelchair because he injured his foot but let all the booth babes think he was disabled so he could be a sleazeball and grope them all over.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    shaz you need a girlfriend

    this is what you need

    i guess

    i dunno dude

    you are every day saying that you need meaning in your life

    people don't generally especially find meaning in internet forums and video games

    unless they have aspergers

    and they don't generally find meaning in partying and drinking

    unless they're bros.

    maybe you need religion or something

    but probably just a girl

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    It's sort of like you've been in 'Nam and seen horrible things, but you've now retired to a nice and quiet part of the internet.

    Honk on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    ahahahahaha holy shit

    so apparently there's this german band called van canto and they do a capella power metal, it's so ridiculous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0n-1FmFiw&feature=fvw

    I just... I don't even

    this is actually fantastic

    Arch on
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Girlfriends do not solve existential problems

    that is a really pernicious and terrible myth

    it is the reason why shitty movies about magical pixie girls who save apathetic protagonists exist

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I have zero sisters

    A tennessee virgin as it were.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I have zero sisters

    well no shit

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    The guy who counted all the panty shots in the Chipmunks Movie.

    The guy who went to E3 in a wheelchair because he injured his foot but let all the booth babes think he was disabled so he could be a sleazeball and grope them all over.

    The guy who recorded himself sucking off a dildo allegedly shaped like a dragon penis.

    Silas Brown on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    I can understand buying dead octopus and eating it - it's delicious

    shitting on your food?

    He wanted to be greater than Tubgirl. He did it for the entertainment.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    will is maybe right on this one

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So my math professor got back to me on one of the test questions I got wrong. I had to solve a triangle for its three angles given its three sides. I found angle A and then I used the law of sines to find angle B. But this gave me the wrong answer. Apparently I should have found angle C and then angle B.

    How does that even work.

    it should have worked the way you did it

    Yeah but it didn't! The both of us went through it a million times. The angle of B ended up being really small but my professor said that since line b was the largest then the angle of B should also be suitably large.

    Shaz: Solve the triangle ABC given that a=179, b=368, c=191.

    So I used a^2=b^2+c^2-2bc cosA to get the angle of A (5.77 degrees) which was marked as correct. Then I used the law of sines to get B.

    a/sinA=b/sinB and I got B equals 11.93 and then just subtracted A and B from 180 to find C. But it wasn't right apparently!

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    a capella is really amazing when you're in college

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    The guy who counted all the panty shots in the Chipmunks Movie.

    The guy who went to E3 in a wheelchair because he injured his foot but let all the booth babes think he was disabled so he could be a sleazeball and grope them all over.

    The guy who recorded himself sucking off a dildo allegedly shaped like a dragon penis.

    The guy who got into a freaky BDSM internet relationship with-oh shit.

    :P

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Meaning in life is bullshit. What you need is to be content, and maybe even happy. A girl is a good way to become happy and content.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Girlfriends do not solve existential problems

    Lies.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    a capella is really amazing when you're in college

    I'll always have fond memories of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego. Wasn't that group called the Raincoats?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Girlfriends do not solve existential problems

    Lies.

    yours created one

    Nerdgasmic on
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJsAuUgSgc

    I think Low is Bowie's best album

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    The guy who counted all the panty shots in the Chipmunks Movie.

    The guy who went to E3 in a wheelchair because he injured his foot but let all the booth babes think he was disabled so he could be a sleazeball and grope them all over.

    The guy who recorded himself sucking off a dildo allegedly shaped like a dragon penis.

    Stop it you guys i am losing faith in humanity

    this is like when i learned what pozzers were

    Arch on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yeah I need a boyfriend like whoa

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    ahahahahaha holy shit

    so apparently there's this german band called van canto and they do a capella power metal, it's so ridiculous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0n-1FmFiw&feature=fvw

    I just... I don't even

    drums are cheating

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think my family just disowned me over facebook for being a democrat. :lol:

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean I was on the General [M]ayhem forums where (as I've said before) a guy bought a dead octopus, shit on it, then ate it. Also came on a crab. He posted pictures of it all.

    Also another dude was found to be fucking his dog. Pictures were leaked.

    So, there are some wackos out there in forum land. And not just normal creepos like me but really oddballs.

    The guy who counted all the panty shots in the Chipmunks Movie.

    The guy who went to E3 in a wheelchair because he injured his foot but let all the booth babes think he was disabled so he could be a sleazeball and grope them all over.

    The guy who recorded himself sucking off a dildo allegedly shaped like a dragon penis.

    Stop it you guys i am losing faith in humanity

    this is like when i learned what pozzers were

    What are pozzers?

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    ahahahahaha holy shit

    so apparently there's this german band called van canto and they do a capella power metal, it's so ridiculous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0n-1FmFiw&feature=fvw

    I just... I don't even

    this is actually fantastic

    There's a sense of humor about it while still mostly playing it straight, and I'm pretty certain that's what makes it awesome.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Girlfriends do not solve existential problems


    No, but oral does.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yeah I need a boyfriend like whoa

    But you're a boy eddy aren't you?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    shaped like a dragon penis?

    easiest marketing ever

    steal some table legs and slap on a label saying "Wendigopenis-shape dildo"

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Girlfriends do not solve existential problems

    Lies.

    yours created one

    True. True.

    But that problem cleared up with medication.

    _J_ on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Like, I want an entire album of that Zampanov

    Arch on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    I think my family just disowned me over facebook for being a democrat. :lol:

    Well thats not a huge loss.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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