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Secret Satans 2010 - Send/Receive gifts! Read OP for new rules. NSF 56k, deadbeats

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Probably should have looked into making my person a cutting board. I don't have any good scraps of wood left over from my current projects to do one, and they're one of those gifts that I like giving because I got you a block of wood get it I gave you wood ha ha ha ha ha Neville :|

    You can make me a cutting board.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nope. Not because I don't want to, but mostly because I don't want to. You understand, right?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I... I think what I'm understanding is... that you're going to make me a cutting board because of my winning personality.

    Did I get that right?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Whoo Fiz

    If I ever get around to making that craft thread, you can post your projects and cutting boards in it

    Maybe tomorrow, I'm tired now

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hooray. I give Neville a present for all of his hard work and I manage to not give him a present and give him more work to do.

    It's a Christmas miracle.

    I just got Kate chocolates.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What kind of lumber do you make your boards, Fiz?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Hooray. I give Neville a present for all of his hard work and I manage to not give him a present and give him more work to do.

    It's a Christmas miracle.

    I just got Kate chocolates.

    She's just going to get an empty box with a bunch of wrappers. Except coconut. No one ever eats the coconut.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Yes, to the wrong city to someone random.

    how in the fuck

    You'd think somebody would take a look at the shipping address and think "Heeeey..."

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Hooray. I give Neville a present for all of his hard work and I manage to not give him a present and give him more work to do.

    It's a Christmas miracle.

    I just got Kate chocolates.

    She's just going to get an empty box with a bunch of wrappers. Except coconut. No one ever eats the coconut.

    Nah, she sent me a PM either yesterday or the day before telling me they showed up. Mind you, she didn't say how many of them showed up.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Green wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Yes, to the wrong city to someone random.

    how in the fuck

    You'd think somebody would take a look at the shipping address and think "Heeeey..."

    Not at FedEx.
    Why do the job right when you can half-ass it?

    "We could deliver it to this guy, cuz it's the right guy. Or we could just give it to, I dunno... that guy."

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Yes, to the wrong city to someone random.

    how in the fuck

    You'd think somebody would take a look at the shipping address and think "Heeeey..."

    Not at FedEx.
    Why do the job right when you can half-ass it?

    "We could deliver it to this guy, cuz it's the right guy. Or we could just give it to, I dunno... that guy."

    What's wrong with that guy? You think you're better than that guy?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Green wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Yes, to the wrong city to someone random.

    how in the fuck

    You'd think somebody would take a look at the shipping address and think "Heeeey..."

    I once almost wandered off with a surround sound system and bluray player from a parcel pickup place.

    I glanced at the address and it was the right number and road but addressed not to me and had a different unit number.

    It took me the walk back to the car to realise this wasn't supposed to go to me.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Hooray. I give Neville a present for all of his hard work and I manage to not give him a present and give him more work to do.

    It's a Christmas miracle.

    I just got Kate chocolates.

    She's just going to get an empty box with a bunch of wrappers. Except coconut. No one ever eats the coconut.

    coconut is the best

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Yes, to the wrong city to someone random.

    how in the fuck

    You'd think somebody would take a look at the shipping address and think "Heeeey..."

    Not at FedEx.
    Why do the job right when you can half-ass it?

    "We could deliver it to this guy, cuz it's the right guy. Or we could just give it to, I dunno... that guy."

    What's wrong with that guy? You think you're better than that guy?

    I live in Seattle.
    Of course I do. 8-)

    e: Pipe is right, it IS the best.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Isn't opening someone else's mail, like, pretty illegal?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Coconut I have a love hate relationship with it smells great and I enjoy eating small amounts of it but I can't stomach too much of it.

    Neville did you give them your number? I had to supply a number and since I didn't have yours i supplied mine and put it in an international format.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah I did Blake.

    t Fuzzy: Yeah, but they can just go "Gee I never got it sorry" and there isn't much you can do.
    It's FedEx, it isn't the USPS, so it's harder to track that stuff down.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    these things

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    are fucking crack cocaine to me.

    an assload of shredded, toasted coconut suspended in milk chocolate.

    Perfection.

    #pipe on
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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pipe please to be delivering me a case of those

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Yeah I did Blake.

    t Fuzzy: Yeah, but they can just go "Gee I never got it sorry" and there isn't much you can do.
    It's FedEx, it isn't the USPS, so it's harder to track that stuff down.

    Don't they have their signature? And their address would have been recorded, right?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    George Fornby Grill wrote: »
    Pipe please to be delivering me a case of those

    ME
    I WANT

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    He can send me the case, then after I gorge myself I'll send what's left up north to you, Neville.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Reading the Imperial Munitorum Manual that Hacksaw got me. Imperial Guard don't get issued razors in their hygiene kits, instead they are given a sharpening stone and are expected to shave with their bayonet.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Reading the Imperial Munitorum Manual that Hacksaw got me. Imperial Guard don't get issued razors in their hygiene kits, instead they are given a sharpening stone and are expected to shave with their bayonet.

    Is it as good as the Uplifting Primer? I've gotten to read a bit of that.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Reading the Imperial Munitorum Manual that Hacksaw got me. Imperial Guard don't get issued razors in their hygiene kits, instead they are given a sharpening stone and are expected to shave with their bayonet.

    Is it as good as the Uplifting Primer? I've gotten to read a bit of that.

    I don't have the uplifting primer. Want it though.

    It's pretty great. The section dealing with offenses and punishments is rad. One of the offenses, the punishment is being sent in to battle without a weapon, and if you survive, you are shot for losing your weapon.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I liked that section of the uplifting primer when I thumbed through it.

    Basically every punishment was some combination of whipped, shot, hanged, drawn and quartered or burned.

    I think suspicion of conspiring with chaos is all of the above.

    EDIT: Also the propaganda against orcs. How most are three feet smaller than a man and they are stupid and oafish.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There's a sample kit requisition form filled out by a guardsman who had his lasrifle barrel bent

    under Principle purpose of kit requested, it's written "Shooting the enemy"

    and their's an illustration showing a bunch of IG with artillery firing , and underneath them is a row of munitorum clerks passing up shells and ammo to the guard

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    uhhhh Blake.

    Did you buy them from Foodzie?
    Cuzzzz if so, I got them
    hahahah

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yes.

    Yes I did.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hahahaha I feel like an ass.
    They were with other stuff I ordered from amazon and didnt realize.
    Idunno who the guy who signed for them is, b/c he doesn't exist.

    Oh well. >_>

    FedEx still are morons and said it was delivered to Issaquah.

    And I will try one tomorrow with Kate.
    Thank you :D

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well I'm just glad they got there ok.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Yes, to the wrong city to someone random.

    how in the fuck

    You'd think somebody would take a look at the shipping address and think "Heeeey..."

    I once almost wandered off with a surround sound system and bluray player from a parcel pickup place.

    I glanced at the address and it was the right number and road but addressed not to me and had a different unit number.

    It took me the walk back to the car to realise this wasn't supposed to go to me.

    But see, that's the same road and building

    This is an entire fucking different city

    EDIT: Happy ending hooray!

    Green on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    So no package here for me from you, Blake.
    You should PM me... maybe you sent it to the wrong address?

    e: In other news, FedEx sucks ass.

    Did he give you the name of the person that signed for it? Because he said someone other than you signed and he thought they just fucked up, but it sounds like a neighbor may have signed for you and just hasn't gotten around to telling you yet.

    It was delivered to Issaquah, not Redmond
    Signed for by someone else NOT me, even though he had delivery confirmation.
    And I checked the office twice; the person who signed for it doesn't work there or even rent at our apt complex.

    All FedEx is doing is "I'm very sorry".. I told her to save them.
    What good does a sorry do? They have my address; I get packages all the time.
    Their drivers shouldn't just drop it off somewhere random.
    Companies these days aren't fucking accountable at all.


    I'd be more forgiving, but this is the third fuckup they've had this year.

    That is fucking unbelievable. How the fuck do they not even get the city, let alone the building, right?
    edit: oh wow, you actually got the stuff wooooo

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Hmm....my Satan, I think...three years ago gave me the Steven Erikson book as well.

    I got that same Steven Erikson book from my Satan (CorpseRT) a couple of years back too, and it's since prompted me to pick up every other book in the series. It's an astoundingly good read, Sticks.

    #pipe -> Gatsby
    daimajin -> lostwords
    Digeridoo -> mensch-o-matic
    DHS Odium -> Caulk Bite 6
    DrZiplock -> tastypastry
    Forar -> Sara Lynn
    FlatEric -> The Lovely Bastard -> Bogey
    Goose! -> thanimations
    Green -> Schide
    GRMike -> Centipede Damascus
    Hacksaw -> Weaver
    Jyardana -> Jokerman
    khoo -> CrackedLens 2
    Langly -> Bad-Beat 2 -> Aphostile
    Reigner-> The_Rat
    ShimSham -> Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens 2
    Rent -> I.H.N.I.W.T.R.
    SporkAndrew -> Kwoaru
    Stale -> Ungrateful McGrinchpants
    VisionOfClarity -> mully -> bwanie
    $? -> George Fornby Grill
    ? -> Sars_Boy
    ? -> Sticks

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A bunch of my satanee's stuff has shipped, but most of it has shipped individually, so it will be arriving in pieces over the course of December. I will also send them something personal, but that probably won't arrive until after Christmas and it will take a little while to prepare...

    Butler on
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    these things

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    are fucking crack cocaine to me.

    an assload of shredded, toasted coconut suspended in milk chocolate.

    Perfection.

    sweet christ that looks great.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    coconut is gross

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Spork, I'm pretty sure that CorpseRT gave it to me as well. Hark, a theme!


    And coconut is not gross and pipe's bars look delicious.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Coconut flavoring is bullshit awful.

    Fresh coconut on the other hand...

    My roommate in college picked up a coconut from the grocery store once, on a whim. We spent a good 40 minutes trying to open the fucker, and eventually used a hacksaw to do so.

    It was surprisingly amazingly good.

    Sticks on
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sticks wrote: »
    Coconut flavoring is bullshit awful.

    Fresh coconut on the other hand...

    My roommate in college picked up a coconut from the grocery store once, on a whim. We spent a good 40 minutes trying to open the fucker, and eventually used a hacksaw to do so.

    It was surprisingly amazingly good.

    He's planning ahead should he get ever become ship wrecked.

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