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descdesc Goretexing to deathRegistered User regular
edited November 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14jPvnWhdNM

Like these music grad student types with bowed piano strings, we in [chat] weave together a multiplicity of viewpoints to create a rich artistic tapestry of dick jokes.

edit:

less sarcastically, I love this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_RTnd3Smy8&feature=player_embedded

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dick jokes erryday.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Though one thing I hope to regain is double assassin blades currently I'm without them and I miss them so.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm a gonna go play poker.

    And lose.

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    Steam
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well I am glade I didn't wake up with a terribly sore nick like I did yesterday. That just fucking sucked.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

    all of them have a broken left leg

    fucking bizarre

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    http://www.ansible.co.uk/misc/eyeargon.html
    The weather beaten trail wound ahead into the dust racked climes of the baren land which dominates large portions of the Norgolian empire. Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth. The tireless sun cast its parching rays of incandescense from overhead, half way through its daily revolution. Small rodents scampered about, occupying themselves in the daily accomplishments of their dismal lives. Dust sprayed over three heaving mounts in blinding clouds, while they bore the burdonsome cargoes of their struggling overseers.

    "Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier.

    "Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" returned Grignr.

    A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive barbarians hide enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust forth, sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs. The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid.

    The enthused barbarian swilveled about, his shock of fiery red hair tossing robustly in the humid air currents as he faced the attack of the defeated soldier's fellow in arms.

    "Damn you, barbarian" Shrieked the soldier as he observed his comrade in death.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

    all of them have a broken left leg

    fucking bizarre

    ahahahaha

    even that game's bugs are entertaining

    (sometimes)

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is the best thing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpxZwbPcA38

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2010
    Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    15 minutes late to work today.

    Look, I know it takes a little bit of adjusting to get used to driving on snow every year, but you don't have to fucking go 20mph under the speed limit on cleared roads. And doing 30mph on the interstate is not only silly it's god damned dangerous.

    Ugh >_<

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

    all of them have a broken left leg

    fucking bizarre

    ahahahaha

    even that game's bugs are entertaining

    (sometimes)

    Reminds me of

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPGDyE5pEE

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

    Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

    Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

    Through Tantric sexual marathon.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AsharaxxAsharaxx Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    More adjectives = More better writing.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth

    arghhhhhhh

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    I'm a gonna go play poker.

    And lose.

    YOU FOLD LIKE COWARD

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth

    arghhhhhhh

    People love adjectives.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

    Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

    Through Tantric sexual marathon.

    Ugh, I wouldn't hit that with Will's dick.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Asharaxx wrote: »
    More stupendous, effervescent adjectives = More wonderfully bejewelled and ornately decorated writing.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I loved the conversation between Heavy and Tycho where Heavy thought Tycho was a spy.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I drove in 3 hours late today because of snow and ice on the roads. I was hoping they'd plow my outlet near my condo so I could have an easier travel path, but a coworker informed me after the big blizzard 2 years ago road crews are not doing arterials and only focus on main roads, which were also under plowed and sanded, so I have no fucking clue what counts as a main road.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

    all of them have a broken left leg

    fucking bizarre

    ahahahaha

    even that game's bugs are entertaining

    (sometimes)

    Have you seen the twisting head intro?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    I loved the conversation between Heavy and Tycho where Heavy thought Tycho was a spy.

    I HAVE EYE ON YOU

    "shit"

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish that Kodak film was set to Vogue.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

    Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

    Through Tantric sexual marathon.

    Ugh, I wouldn't hit that with Will's dick.

    Pent up sexual aggression. She'd probably accuse you of being a murderer all the while grinding your dick into oblivion with a gina that grabs it like a dyson vaccum cleaner.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

    all of them have a broken left leg

    fucking bizarre

    ahahahaha

    even that game's bugs are entertaining

    (sometimes)

    Have you seen the twisting head intro?

    I have! It is nightmare fuel.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I managed to win Heavy weapons guy's gun. It is a nice reskin.

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

    Shifting sands

    sands of time

    shifting sands of time

    two cliches make a right

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

    don't stop, eddy

    you need to get to the part with the whore with the "lithe, opaque nose"

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

    Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

    Through Tantric sexual marathon.

    Ugh, I wouldn't hit that with Will's dick.

    Pent up sexual aggression. She'd probably accuse you of being a murderer all the while grinding your dick into oblivion with a gina that grabs it like a dyson vaccum cleaner.

    Yes but I'd have to listen to her talk. Bullet from a distance means I don't have to listen.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Feral wrote: »

    two cliches make a right

    this is the truest truism of fantasy writing ever.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2010
    My friend in W-Tennessee, today. At a doctor's office. He brought this back to us.

    155766_10150128903078102_786888101_8010466_7962315_n.jpg


    155657_10150128902413102_786888101_8010463_2803768_n.jpg


    I'm not gonna ask any questions.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

    all of them have a broken left leg

    fucking bizarre

    ahahahaha

    even that game's bugs are entertaining

    (sometimes)

    Have you seen the twisting head intro?

    I have! It is nightmare fuel.
    I have not seen this

    I have seen something like that in ME2

    Capt. Anderson's head got stuck backwards during the conversation

    he kept trying to turn it back around but it wouldn't go

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tennessee b-boys represeeeeeeeent!

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

    Shifting sands

    sands of time

    shifting sands of time

    two cliches make a right

    and might is right

    so might = 2 cliches

    Senjutsu on
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I have not seen this

    I have seen something like that in ME2

    Capt. Anderson's head got stuck backwards during the conversation

    he kept trying to turn it back around but it wouldn't go

    My femshep's gotten stuck in world geography about five times since I started playing ME1.

    It's kind of frustrating, especially since the game doesn't really autosave nearly often enough.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

    Shifting sands

    sands of time

    shifting sands of time

    two cliches make a right

    and might is right

    so might = 2 cliches

    women = evil

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

    don't stop, eddy

    you need to get to the part with the whore with the "lithe, opaque nose"

    WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

    all of them have a broken left leg

    fucking bizarre

    ahahahaha

    even that game's bugs are entertaining

    (sometimes)

    Reminds me of

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPGDyE5pEE

    :lol:

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