Stephen Scott's [chat]ada

desc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14jPvnWhdNM

Like these music grad student types with bowed piano strings, we in [chat] weave together a multiplicity of viewpoints to create a rich artistic tapestry of dick jokes.

edit:

less sarcastically, I love this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_RTnd3Smy8&feature=player_embedded

YamiNoSenshi

Dick jokes erryday.

Preacher

Though one thing I hope to regain is double assassin blades currently I'm without them and I miss them so.

WMain00

I'm a gonna go play poker.

And lose.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Well I am glade I didn't wake up with a terribly sore nick like I did yesterday. That just fucking sucked.

Elendil

I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

all of them have a broken left leg

fucking bizarre

Jacobkosh

http://www.ansible.co.uk/misc/eyeargon.html

The weather beaten trail wound ahead into the dust racked climes of the baren land which dominates large portions of the Norgolian empire. Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth. The tireless sun cast its parching rays of incandescense from overhead, half way through its daily revolution. Small rodents scampered about, occupying themselves in the daily accomplishments of their dismal lives. Dust sprayed over three heaving mounts in blinding clouds, while they bore the burdonsome cargoes of their struggling overseers.

"Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier.

"Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" returned Grignr.

A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive barbarians hide enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust forth, sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs. The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid.

The enthused barbarian swilveled about, his shock of fiery red hair tossing robustly in the humid air currents as he faced the attack of the defeated soldier's fellow in arms.

"Damn you, barbarian" Shrieked the soldier as he observed his comrade in death.

Jacobkosh

Elendil wrote: »

I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

all of them have a broken left leg

fucking bizarre

ahahahaha

even that game's bugs are entertaining

(sometimes)

Styrofoam Sammich

This is the best thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpxZwbPcA38

Elki

Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

HappylilElf

15 minutes late to work today.

Look, I know it takes a little bit of adjusting to get used to driving on snow every year, but you don't have to fucking go 20mph under the speed limit on cleared roads. And doing 30mph on the interstate is not only silly it's god damned dangerous.

Ugh >_<

Senjutsu

jacobkosh wrote: »

Elendil wrote: »

I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

all of them have a broken left leg

fucking bizarre

ahahahaha

even that game's bugs are entertaining

(sometimes)

Reminds me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPGDyE5pEE

Thomamelas

Elki wrote: »

Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

Preacher

Thomamelas wrote: »

Elki wrote: »

Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

Through Tantric sexual marathon.

Asharaxx

More adjectives = More better writing.

Casual Eddy

Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth

arghhhhhhh

Silas Brown

WMain00 wrote: »

I'm a gonna go play poker.

And lose.

YOU FOLD LIKE COWARD

Preacher

Casual Eddy wrote: »

Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth

arghhhhhhh

People love adjectives.

Thomamelas

Preacher wrote: »

Thomamelas wrote: »

Elki wrote: »

Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

Through Tantric sexual marathon.

Ugh, I wouldn't hit that with Will's dick.

Senjutsu

Asharaxx wrote: »

More stupendous, effervescent adjectives = More wonderfully bejewelled and ornately decorated writing.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

I loved the conversation between Heavy and Tycho where Heavy thought Tycho was a spy.

Preacher

I drove in 3 hours late today because of snow and ice on the roads. I was hoping they'd plow my outlet near my condo so I could have an easier travel path, but a coworker informed me after the big blizzard 2 years ago road crews are not doing arterials and only focus on main roads, which were also under plowed and sanded, so I have no fucking clue what counts as a main road.

Feral

jacobkosh wrote: »

Elendil wrote: »

I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

all of them have a broken left leg

fucking bizarre

ahahahaha

even that game's bugs are entertaining

(sometimes)

Have you seen the twisting head intro?

Silas Brown

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

I loved the conversation between Heavy and Tycho where Heavy thought Tycho was a spy.

I HAVE EYE ON YOU

"shit"

Galahad

I wish that Kodak film was set to Vogue.

Casual Eddy

I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

Preacher

Thomamelas wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Thomamelas wrote: »

Elki wrote: »

Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

Through Tantric sexual marathon.

Ugh, I wouldn't hit that with Will's dick.

Pent up sexual aggression. She'd probably accuse you of being a murderer all the while grinding your dick into oblivion with a gina that grabs it like a dyson vaccum cleaner.

Jacobkosh

Feral wrote: »

jacobkosh wrote: »

Elendil wrote: »

I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

all of them have a broken left leg

fucking bizarre

ahahahaha

even that game's bugs are entertaining

(sometimes)

Have you seen the twisting head intro?

I have! It is nightmare fuel.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

I managed to win Heavy weapons guy's gun. It is a nice reskin.

Feral

Casual Eddy wrote: »

I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

Shifting sands

sands of time

shifting sands of time

two cliches make a right

Jacobkosh

Casual Eddy wrote: »

I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

don't stop, eddy

you need to get to the part with the whore with the "lithe, opaque nose"

Thomamelas

Preacher wrote: »

Thomamelas wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Thomamelas wrote: »

Elki wrote: »

Natalee Holloway's body was not found, guys! How will we go on?!

Remind me to end Nancy Grace next week.

Through Tantric sexual marathon.

Ugh, I wouldn't hit that with Will's dick.

Pent up sexual aggression. She'd probably accuse you of being a murderer all the while grinding your dick into oblivion with a gina that grabs it like a dyson vaccum cleaner.

Yes but I'd have to listen to her talk. Bullet from a distance means I don't have to listen.

desc

Feral wrote: »

two cliches make a right

this is the truest truism of fantasy writing ever.

Elki

My friend in W-Tennessee, today. At a doctor's office. He brought this back to us.

I'm not gonna ask any questions.

Elendil

jacobkosh wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

jacobkosh wrote: »

Elendil wrote: »

I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

all of them have a broken left leg

fucking bizarre

ahahahaha

even that game's bugs are entertaining

(sometimes)

Have you seen the twisting head intro?

I have! It is nightmare fuel.

I have not seen this

I have seen something like that in ME2

Capt. Anderson's head got stuck backwards during the conversation

he kept trying to turn it back around but it wouldn't go

desc

Tennessee b-boys represeeeeeeeent!

Senjutsu

Feral wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

Shifting sands

sands of time

shifting sands of time

two cliches make a right

and might is right

so might = 2 cliches

Feral

Elendil wrote: »

I have not seen this

I have seen something like that in ME2

Capt. Anderson's head got stuck backwards during the conversation

he kept trying to turn it back around but it wouldn't go

My femshep's gotten stuck in world geography about five times since I started playing ME1.

It's kind of frustrating, especially since the game doesn't really autosave nearly often enough.

Feral

Senjutsu wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

Shifting sands

sands of time

shifting sands of time

two cliches make a right

and might is right

so might = 2 cliches

women = evil

Casual Eddy

jacobkosh wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

I don't think that story could succeed without knowing exactly what smothered the time worn hoof prints

don't stop, eddy

you need to get to the part with the whore with the "lithe, opaque nose"

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Jacobkosh

Senjutsu wrote: »

jacobkosh wrote: »

Elendil wrote: »

I went to a place in fallout new vegas and there is a traveling merchant and some mercenaries

all of them have a broken left leg

fucking bizarre

ahahahaha

even that game's bugs are entertaining

(sometimes)

Reminds me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPGDyE5pEE