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You're Thor? Well it hurts

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I love how a bunch of conservatives are jumping to defend norse mythology

    is this not a religion directly in conflict with jee-zuzisan theory

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    cause mythology's culture, AC. It's not some dirty religion like Islam or Catholicism

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010

    That article led me to this: The CW developing potential Smallville replacement featuring DC's Raven
    With Smallville’s 10-season run coming to a close in 2011, The CW seems to be working overtime looking for a new superhero show to take its place. And while that new Batman live-action series is still just a (probably false) rumor at this point, the network has now officially committed to developing a show around lesser-known DC character and Teen Titans member Raven, signing Diego Gutierrez (a former Joss Whedon assistant turned executive producer of V and Without A Trace) to write a pilot as a potential Smallville replacement.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There's no way they're going to pick up Raven, there are few DC characters people care less about than her

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That's so magically Raven

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Goddamnit Langly

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Boycott thor because there's a black guying playing a norse god,

    give me a fucking break, who are these people, what do they do with their time

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you were all thinking it!

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    let your imagination run wild FAQ

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    Boycott thor because there's a black guying playing a norse god,

    give me a fucking break, who are these people, what do they do with their time

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that is actually based on an incident in anjin's early life

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Joe User is the Balder of these forums.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Boycott thor because there's a black guying playing a norse god,

    give me a fucking break, who are these people, what do they do with their time

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    more like What If Shit Were Fucking Awesome

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    Luke Cage is the best

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macera wrote: »
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    let your imagination run wild FAQ

    I've never seen a culture with so many bad haircuts

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I looked at that picture and figured, culture war, okay I guess since they are clearly mutants from the earths core

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I love that they used the picture with the guy in the bottom right looking like someone stole his license to touch little children.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm pretty sure the guy beside him has it

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    look

    I want Beta Rey Bill in this more than you can imagine

    but it ain't happening

    Bill from Earth, though

    He might get a cameo

    Yeah Bringing beta ray bill into the first movie just doesnt make much sense. that storyline deserves a full movie on its own.

    Not even a cameo makes sense. its the first meeting and story that matters.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Will at some point Thor look directly into the camera and say, "It's hammer time"?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hope he has to spin up his hammer before flying

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
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    I think what I found most offensive* of the Black Panther stuff was the idea of a nation that had cured cancer but wasn't willing to share the knowledge with the outside world

    That's stupid/evil supervillainy type shit right there

    *And I say this knowing full well that some poor better-informed soul will sigh and say "no, that's not the worst of it"

    I can't imagine some country not sending in a suicide squad to collect such a cure.

    Said country also is technologically more advanced than any other nation. And if there was another nation with technology capable of infilitrating them, it likely has the same capabilty of curing cancer.

    The real question is why doesn't Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Hank Pym and Mister Fanatastic get together and cure cancer? Probably a few other good aligned super genius's we could throw in there.

    EDIT: God I'm late to the party. Sorry, I missed a page there.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    They did all get together to do that. Mar-Vell.

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    FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I love how a bunch of conservatives are jumping to defend norse mythology

    is this not a religion directly in conflict with jee-zuzisan theory

    Its a Nazi thing dude

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    Conan had his animator, Pierre Bernard, redesign some female DC superheroes

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh Pierre

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    no goddamn way

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Barely counts as satire

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wakanda actually kind of insults me.

    A super-advanced country of black people that for whatever reason still wears loin clothes and throws spears. Because truly if it weren't for the white man's interference that's all we would ever have wanted.

    Also we're assholes (but I think part of it is due to the fact that other countries kept trying to take advantage of them cause they're black so they went Fuck this shit.)

    You should feel insulted by Wakanda. Reggie Hudlin completely fucked it up and made it the most racist thing in mainstream comics.

    Christopher Priest's Wakanda was infinitely better because, while it was still one of the most advanced nations on earth, there were good reasons for why it was so reclusive and Black Panther often had his hands full trying to do what was best for his people and the rest of the world and dealing with stupid political bullshit like a lot of other world leaders.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Can somebody tell me what "bathroom sexuality" is? Jack Frost is apparently rated PG for mild violence, language and "bathroom sexuality".

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    scat and watersports, I think

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the cheesy horror one?

    he "rapes" some broad in a bathroom

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh, no, I'm talking about the children's movie.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So Olly Moss made a Thor poster.

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    Moss was commissioned by Craig Kyle and Kevin Feige at Marvel Pictures to make a poster that would solely be distributed to the cast and crew of the film. A very limited run of 100 of these posters were made and only one person who didn’t work on the movie got one.

    Guess who
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2010
    I didn't know thor was a 1960's romantic comedy starring doris day

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Obviously you don't read comics

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't know who that guy is but I kinda want to punch him

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    knowles

    the literal definition of a neckbeard

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