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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also john was a sniper, that's where his calm demeanor comes from
    I hate Geoff Johns
    not even Agent Orange redeems him

    and besides fearlessness, what else has Jordan got
    he's fearless, he punches people, he bangs chicks

    that could describe hundreds of fictional characters

    I'm not trying to be difficult, I just don't see his appeal

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    yeah I'm gonna go with your highness looking pretty annoying as well

    it reeks of LOL WEED IS FUNNY

    This is what I'm saying.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also john was a sniper, that's where his calm demeanor comes from
    I hate Geoff Johns
    not even Agent Orange redeems him

    and besides fearlessness, what else has Jordan got
    he's fearless, he punches people, he bangs chicks

    that could describe hundreds of fictional characters

    I'm not trying to be difficult, I just don't see his appeal

    he's a counter-foil to green arrow

    you could say his personality is a relic of the times

    but honestly it just makes him a link to the silver age that even superman writers are kinda forgetting

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think Your Highness has potential

    eh

    OK, I'll grant the foil to Green Arrow

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    James Franco smoking hallucinogens is not, in itself, funny (so far as we have seen yet. It certainly might be)

    But the guy complaining about him being unable to "handle his shit" was funny. I lol'd.

    Also did I mention James Franco is in this movie and he is great.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    James Franco being in a movie about the arm guy is weirding me out

    but supposedly he does an excellent job

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    DraperDraper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    christina hendricks is too perfect

    there is something amiss with her and I do not know what

    That her husband looks like this is the biggest joke of all:

    geoffrey-arend-christina-hendricks.jpg

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    James Franco is the best part of a lot of movies. I think I"ll enjoy watching Your Highness, probably not in theaters though.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    goddamn I do not get the james franco love

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    goddamn I do not get the james franco love

    It's basically because he is a good actor.

    That's about it

    But he is really good.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Draper wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    christina hendricks is too perfect

    there is something amiss with her and I do not know what

    That her husband looks like this is the biggest joke of all:

    geoffrey-arend-christina-hendricks.jpg

    THE SHNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SHNOZZBERRIES

    Yeah that is a pretty hilarious matchup

    The guy is probably a lot smarter than his movie roles

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Draper wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    christina hendricks is too perfect

    there is something amiss with her and I do not know what

    That her husband looks like this is the biggest joke of all:

    geoffrey-arend-christina-hendricks.jpg

    THE SHNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SHNOZZBERRIES

    Yeah that is a pretty hilarious matchup

    The guy is probably a lot smarter than his movie roles

    my guess is an enormous dilz

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Draper wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    christina hendricks is too perfect

    there is something amiss with her and I do not know what

    That her husband looks like this is the biggest joke of all:

    geoffrey-arend-christina-hendricks.jpg

    I see this picture

    And I feel hope

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that or he is literally capable of mind-control

    because she's like

    an 11

    and that dude is a 5 on a good day

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that or he is literally capable of mind-control

    because she's like

    an 11

    and that dude is a 5 on a good day

    looking at that picture

    makes me think it was taken on a bad day

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    DraperDraper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    It is the number one most inspiring match up for guys lacking in the looks department, ever. I've seen ugly guys with hot girls plenty of times in downtown S.D. and L.A., but nothing compares to this. Even if he's rich and has a huge dong, it wouldn't matter.

    This is another heinous celebrity pairing, Natalie Portman's last boyfriend: natalieportman-boyfriend.jpg

    Not as bad as Hendrick's husband (mostly because the guy is her fucking husband, not boyfriend), but still really really bad.
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that or he is literally capable of mind-control

    because she's like

    an 11

    and that dude is a 5 on a good day

    looking at that picture

    makes me think it was taken on a bad day

    I think that's actually a good day because this is as regular a shot as you can get and it's pretty much worse: http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Geoffrey-Arend.jpg

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    Bro Chi MinhBro Chi Minh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That guy looks like an asshole with dentures.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Y'all need to stop hating on Geoffry Arend. Dude wins at life.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Plus he's a total gentleman and also very awesome.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    He must be a great guy to have got in with Christina Hendricks

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »

    Her smile in that preview screen is super creepy. She's showing her teeth all the way back like she was about to bite that interviewer

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I didn't know Christina sounded like that (I don't watch Mad Men).

    I had something different in mind.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    yeah I'm gonna go with your highness looking pretty annoying as well

    it reeks of LOL WEED IS FUNNY

    This is what I'm saying.

    It does, but if it turns out to just be a character trait of that single character in the movie, rather than the focus of the film, it could work out fine.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    Who's the black green latern that's blind

    Stevie Wonderman

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Your Highness looks fucking great, screw ya'll

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Your Highness looks fucking great, screw ya'll

    Your Highness is going to be incredible.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    someone help me build this teleporter so me and YaYa and Sarukun can all go see Your Highness together

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'll be honest with you. I'm gonna buy Your Highness on bluray so I can have dat assssssssss on my 42" screen.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    motherfucker

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    RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Who's the black green latern that's blind

    Stevie Wonderman

    :^:

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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you're like that retarded guy that sold us out to the persians

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Just cause dude had some bone issues doesn't make him mentally deficient.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bonitis is a very serious condition, dude.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    as a matter of fact, my only regret is that I have bonitis

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This is a teaching hospital, please use the correct medical term: Bonercity.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    WHO WANTS TO GO TO DICK CITY

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I live in dick city, it's full of dicks

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    dictitcity

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