Greeper, I had a similar situation, in which my girlfriend decided to tell me she decided she was a lesbian.
Only, you know, she was already openly bisexual.
And she didn't want to break up with me or stop having sex.
So, I didn't exactly understand what that meant.
Yeah, she's not bi. As far as I can tell the closest she's ever come to being bi was getting drunk at a college party and making out with her best friend for a couple of minutes.
I subscribe to the Louis CK school of sexuality. I say I'm straight, but maybe I just haven't found the right cock yet.
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I need to go to South Carolina (where fireworks are legal and they have permanent fireworks stores) right after the 4th and buy a bunch of those little tanks. I love setting them up in little battles. Plus, they set green army men on fire, which just adds to the battle effects.
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today I learned that I am not lesbian with an exception for Choco nor am I straight with an eye for pretty girls
I am pretty much full on bisexual
queer
whatever fuck term people use
Everyone's a little bit bi, cass. Casual Eddy does not believe me on this.
I def thing everyone is a little bi, I know there are def men I would go gay for.
I mean, I'm straight but if I walked in on a 50 man bareback gay orgy, I'd join in. I wouldn't want to look like a weirdo or anything just standing there, y'know?
today I learned that I am not lesbian with an exception for Choco nor am I straight with an eye for pretty girls
I am pretty much full on bisexual
queer
whatever fuck term people use
I don't have an issue with her sexual orientation. She could be lesbian with an exception for me, she could be bisexual, she could be whatever. The issue I have is that this came out of nowhere. No warning, nothing. We were driving down the highway when she broached the subject out of the blue. One minute we're talking about the milkshake I was drinking from Wendy's and the next *bam* "I don't like men anymore."
today I learned that I am not lesbian with an exception for Choco nor am I straight with an eye for pretty girls
I am pretty much full on bisexual
queer
whatever fuck term people use
I don't have an issue with her sexual orientation. She could be lesbian with an exception for me, she could be bisexual, she could be whatever. The issue I have is that this came out of nowhere. No warning, nothing. We were driving down the highway when she broached the subject out of the blue. One minute we're talking about the milkshake I was drinking from Wendy's and the next *bam* "I don't like men anymore."
That milkshake brought none of the boys to the yard, huh
today I learned that I am not lesbian with an exception for Choco nor am I straight with an eye for pretty girls
I am pretty much full on bisexual
queer
whatever fuck term people use
Everyone's a little bit bi, cass. Casual Eddy does not believe me on this.
I def thing everyone is a little bi, I know there are def men I would go gay for.
I've never actually met a man that I wanted to make out with.
I mean, I guess that I wouldn't say that it's impossible for me to find a dude who I would be like "yeah, I'd hit that," but I haven't met anyone yet.
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people understand the bisexuality is a form of sexual preference and not an object you can accidentally collide with, right
You don't "come close to being bi" by doing something or liking the look of something
Someone said everyone was bi. I have never had a sexual preference for anything but one gender, so I stated the closest I have come to being attracted to my own gender. I am well aware it is not a physical object that I can collide with.
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The mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, no-showed not only at the Pride parade itself but he snubbed basically the entire 10 day festival itself
meanwhile, former TO mayor David Miller showed up:
as did Jack Layton, leader of the New Democratic Party, the official opposition to the ruling Conservative party in Canadian parliament. (Sorta the equivalent to the Minority Leader of the US Senate, basically)
aaaaand so did Bob Rae, former Premier of Ontario and leader of the federal Liberal party.
but apparently the current mayor of the fuckin' city was too busy or some shit
i actually came really close to being bisexual once
we were in the car on the highway and my friend and i were in the back talking about blowjobs
and then being bisexual just leapt out of the trees right into the road, and the driver had to swerve hard to avoid being bisexual, and we nearly went into the ditch, which would have been really bad since we would have been stuck miles from help and probably injured, too.
to this day i am always watching out for being bisexual out of the corner of my eye any time we're driving in wooded areas.
i actually came really close to being bisexual once
we were in the car on the highway and my friend and i were in the back talking about blowjobs
and then being bisexual just leapt out of the trees right into the road, and the driver had to swerve hard to avoid being bisexual, and we nearly went into the ditch, which would have been really bad since we would have been stuck miles from help and probably injured, too.
to this day i am always watching out for being bisexual out of the corner of my eye any time we're driving in wooded areas.
Don't make out with any dudes for longer than 90 seconds or it will catch you
i actually came really close to being bisexual once
we were in the car on the highway and my friend and i were in the back talking about blowjobs
and then being bisexual just leapt out of the trees right into the road, and the driver had to swerve hard to avoid being bisexual, and we nearly went into the ditch, which would have been really bad since we would have been stuck miles from help and probably injured, too.
to this day i am always watching out for being bisexual out of the corner of my eye any time we're driving in wooded areas.
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Me too. Can't wait to be somewhere I can set them off again.
Or go camping on a mountain during the 4th.
Oh my God they were so hot
I would do them in an instant
I mean they're probably gay because they're posing in a gay pride parade but
if they got curious about vagina
I would be there for them in their time of need
But you would have missed that epic battle where "Jar Jar Binks fights the enemy robot army with Yaketty Sax."
Yeah, she's not bi. As far as I can tell the closest she's ever come to being bi was getting drunk at a college party and making out with her best friend for a couple of minutes.
It's so fucking strange.
Like this?
I am pretty much full on bisexual
queer
whatever fuck term people use
no need to, like, confine it with like, labels, maaaan
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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but they also had recruitment booths set up elsewhere in the Pride festivities
as did CSIS, our national intelligence agency
yeah I mean I got with your mom last night, I didn't think I was capable of that until she asked me to help sweep the streets of tuna town
Everyone's a little bit bi, cass. Casual Eddy does not believe me on this.
Any idea is Rob Ford showed? I know someone actually said they would personally fly him back and forth to his family cottage so he could attend.
he no-showed
people were piiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssed
I def thing everyone is a little bi, I know there are def men I would go gay for.
The closest I've come to being bi is seeing guys and being like "damn, I wish I looked like that."
I mean, I'm straight but if I walked in on a 50 man bareback gay orgy, I'd join in. I wouldn't want to look like a weirdo or anything just standing there, y'know?
and Cass, does that mean Aaron's free for men to diddle? I'm sure Pony's already got the necessary
ahem
tools
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I don't have an issue with her sexual orientation. She could be lesbian with an exception for me, she could be bisexual, she could be whatever. The issue I have is that this came out of nowhere. No warning, nothing. We were driving down the highway when she broached the subject out of the blue. One minute we're talking about the milkshake I was drinking from Wendy's and the next *bam* "I don't like men anymore."
You don't "come close to being bi" by doing something or liking the look of something
and then a 90/10 divide between girls/boys
Now I think it's pretty even
That milkshake brought none of the boys to the yard, huh
I've never actually met a man that I wanted to make out with.
I mean, I guess that I wouldn't say that it's impossible for me to find a dude who I would be like "yeah, I'd hit that," but I haven't met anyone yet.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Someone said everyone was bi. I have never had a sexual preference for anything but one gender, so I stated the closest I have come to being attracted to my own gender. I am well aware it is not a physical object that I can collide with.
You need to stumble across more 50 man gay orgies to be sure.
meanwhile, former TO mayor David Miller showed up:
as did Jack Layton, leader of the New Democratic Party, the official opposition to the ruling Conservative party in Canadian parliament. (Sorta the equivalent to the Minority Leader of the US Senate, basically)
aaaaand so did Bob Rae, former Premier of Ontario and leader of the federal Liberal party.
but apparently the current mayor of the fuckin' city was too busy or some shit
Kinsey scale, motherfuckers.
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cass you are so much fun to troll that perfect strangers will join in the fun
Peeps got to get their troll face on.
we were in the car on the highway and my friend and i were in the back talking about blowjobs
and then being bisexual just leapt out of the trees right into the road, and the driver had to swerve hard to avoid being bisexual, and we nearly went into the ditch, which would have been really bad since we would have been stuck miles from help and probably injured, too.
to this day i am always watching out for being bisexual out of the corner of my eye any time we're driving in wooded areas.
Don't make out with any dudes for longer than 90 seconds or it will catch you
but if she had actually been beckoned over to talk to me
i would have taken some of the free condoms i got out of my purse, torn them out of the packaging, and shoved them down my throat until i asphyxiated
but I guess a basic theoretical grounding was too much to be expected from of DnDers
I pray that I'm wrong
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin