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FeralWho needs a medical license when you've got style?Registered Userregular
i'm on your mta
parsing your smtp logs
I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
your libido is monstrous and unkillable, I'm sure even in the event of a tactical nuclear strike it'd manage to emerge intact from the rubble, mutated into an unquenchable many headed beast, each one with an equally suggestive and talented mouth, like some kind of sex hydra.
Im still confused by that star trek slot machine you posted a picture of how the fuck does it work>?
You put your money in
95% of the time, you get your money back
will you get it back this time?
gripping!
I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
FeralWho needs a medical license when you've got style?Registered Userregular
DEPLOYING PUPPIES
I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
FeralWho needs a medical license when you've got style?Registered Userregular
DEPLOYING HOFF
I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
Im still confused by that star trek slot machine you posted a picture of how the fuck does it work>?
It is a dual reel machine (which means there are two games going on at once on the screen). The bonuses work like this:
* If you get a wild symbol anywhere on a reel on the LEFT game, it transports to the corresponding reel on the right game, turning the entire reel wild. You ideally want this to happen in conjunction with the stacked kirks which pays lots.
* If you get three bonus symbols you get five free games where three or four reels will turn wild randomly between the 10 reels of the two games, it can be good.
* But the addicting part is the shipyard where you build fleets, every 40 cents you bet will get you 5% towards your next ship if a construction symbol lands anywhere on your reels. I bet max so it takes me 5 spins to build two ships. There are 5 different types of ships, 3 starships, and 2 starbases. You really want the star bases because they are worth 5x and 10x each unit during the battle bonus. Every 8 minutes there is a battle bonus, where each ship takes a shot, and whatever ship they shoot has a value which is multiplied by that multiplier. So if you get 3 of the 10x starbases before the bonus, you will shoot with a 30x multiplier with that starbase. There is a 25% chance each ship will survive the counterattack, if it survives twice you keep it for the next bonus and it gets upgraded to a better multiplier.
The Wheel of Calculadon turns, and then suddenly? Orbital lasers.
I hate when someone asks you something strange as a request and then gets all indignant when you have to repeat the request to make sure they are actually asking you that.
I hate when someone asks you something strange as a request and then gets all indignant when you have to repeat the request to make sure they are actually asking you that.
What part of "peanut butter dick" didn't you understand, Preacher? Christ!
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Going to make an empire alt , pick for meeeeee
race and class
http://swtor.wikia.com/wiki/Classes
I did, I do itemize but thanks for looking out. As soon as this wire transfer comes through I will be back on those star trek machines.
yes
but she lost it at the craps tables
turns out my continent has exactly one more tile than is needed for a domination victory
how convenient, no need to go a-sailing
parsing your smtp logs
Every time the same fucking map.
That porn isn't mine.
Meanwhile, a small break for #2.
can I come
That's not gonna help.
You sure can, I am sticking around at least till Wednesday!
Im still confused by that star trek slot machine you posted a picture of how the fuck does it work>?
Normally I'd say Inquisitor, but that's probably really similar to Consular.
Let's move away from the Force and go with Human Bounty Hunter.
Im going to the store to get snacks ill be back and make some thing up.
Is there phalla at World Con?
Sweet. Can't wait to hear about it.
but I'mma pass on this years. Maybe next years!!
Basically it's the better [chat].
You put your money in
95% of the time, you get your money back
will you get it back this time?
gripping!
Was it a form W-2G?
Me too.
Nope the number builds up over and over again.
It is a dual reel machine (which means there are two games going on at once on the screen). The bonuses work like this:
* If you get a wild symbol anywhere on a reel on the LEFT game, it transports to the corresponding reel on the right game, turning the entire reel wild. You ideally want this to happen in conjunction with the stacked kirks which pays lots.
* If you get three bonus symbols you get five free games where three or four reels will turn wild randomly between the 10 reels of the two games, it can be good.
* But the addicting part is the shipyard where you build fleets, every 40 cents you bet will get you 5% towards your next ship if a construction symbol lands anywhere on your reels. I bet max so it takes me 5 spins to build two ships. There are 5 different types of ships, 3 starships, and 2 starbases. You really want the star bases because they are worth 5x and 10x each unit during the battle bonus. Every 8 minutes there is a battle bonus, where each ship takes a shot, and whatever ship they shoot has a value which is multiplied by that multiplier. So if you get 3 of the 10x starbases before the bonus, you will shoot with a 30x multiplier with that starbase. There is a 25% chance each ship will survive the counterattack, if it survives twice you keep it for the next bonus and it gets upgraded to a better multiplier.
... I am not sure if I should be excited, scared, or aroused
What part of "peanut butter dick" didn't you understand, Preacher? Christ!