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edited September 2011
Okay, just what the fuck is going on here.
How the hell does Samus manage to be like 2 feet taller then every woman in this game, yet still manage to be 2 feet shorter then all the men in the game?
WTF?!
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KlykaDO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered Userregular
Actually, she is SMALLER than the men.
That's the thing. Samus is supposed to be REALLY FUCKING TALL but in this game, she is a tiny woman.
Game should have been called Metroid: Samus Needs to be Saved by Men
and if no man is around, she needs to talk to one on her radio and ask for authorization: The Game.: Also she cries alot and completely breaks down while fighting someone she's fought and killed about 20 times before
Game should have been called Metroid: Samus Needs to be Saved by Men
and if no man is around, she needs to talk to one on her radio and ask for authorization: The Game.: Also she cries alot and completely breaks down while fighting someone she's fought and killed about 20 times before
The worst part is that I remember in Prime when she sees Meta-Fucking-Ridley, she gets this look on her face like she wants to tear his head off.
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Casually HardcoreOnce an Asshole. Trying to be better.Registered Userregular
Game should have been called Metroid: Samus Needs to be Saved by Men
and if no man is around, she needs to talk to one on her radio and ask for authorization: The Game.: Also she cries alot and completely breaks down while fighting someone she's fought and killed about 20 times before
The worst part is that I remember in Prime when she sees Meta-Fucking-Ridley, she gets this look on her face like she wants to tear his head off.
Dude, she's probably the most powerful being in this Universe.
The only people who should be breaking down and crying are the ones who have to fight her.
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KlykaDO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered Userregular
Ha ha. I don't own the Wii anymore. I hear that Super Metroid is swell? Perhaps I'll be able to download it on my 3DS in the near future.
I didn't play Other M for very long, but I remember "This is the almighty Samus?"
No. no this isn't the almighty Samus!
Samus Aran destroys planets, exterminates entire species, sends the Space Pirates into a panic when they suspect she may be nearby and is so awesome people think that therefore she must about as real as Santa Claus because no actual living being could possibly be so awesome.
So it's no surprise that Other M came as a bit of a disappointment to some people.
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Game should have been called Metroid: Samus Needs to be Saved by Men
and if no man is around, she needs to talk to one on her radio and ask for authorization: The Game.: Also she cries alot and completely breaks down while fighting someone she's fought and killed about 20 times before
The worst part is that I remember in Prime when she sees Meta-Fucking-Ridley, she gets this look on her face like she wants to tear his head off.
Dude, she's probably the most powerful being in this Universe.
The only people who should be breaking down and crying are the ones who have to fight her.
Well, Samus has reasons to cry, hypothetically.
After all "And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
Gameplay ++, but between this, and I've gone and looked at some other Other M stuff...oh. Good. Lord. Is it possible to play through the game (Because I want to) but with a mindblock so that when cutscenes come up that completely screw with Samus's nature they just disappear?
I thought the way interaction with Samus was handled in Prime 3 was pretty good, this is *sigh* Granted I thought Metroid Fusion's handling was dumb too.
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The thing I find really baffling is the size of Samus's jugs. Maybe it's just the skintight outfit creating some kind of visual illusion, but those honkers are ridiculous even by video game standards.
The thing I find really baffling is the size of Samus's jugs. Maybe it's just the skintight outfit creating some kind of visual illusion, but those honkers are ridiculous even by video game standards.
It's Team "Dead or Alive" Ninja. I'm not that surprised, really.
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Yeah you should go play a real Metroid game. I suggest starting with Zero Mission.
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This means you own a Wii.
The correct exposure is to dl Super Metroid and pretend this game never happened.
If you have a device for GBA cartridges, Zero Mission is better (in the sense the map is nicer.)
Oh... oh no. Oh god, we need to put you on emergency care ASAP.
I didn't play Other M for very long, but I remember "This is the almighty Samus?"
No. no this isn't the almighty Samus!
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Oh god we need to erase his entire memory and reboot it with the REAL Metroid games!
Quick! You grab the chloroform, I'll grab some bats!
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How the hell does Samus manage to be like 2 feet taller then every woman in this game, yet still manage to be 2 feet shorter then all the men in the game?
WTF?!
That's the thing. Samus is supposed to be REALLY FUCKING TALL but in this game, she is a tiny woman.
PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
and if no man is around, she needs to talk to one on her radio and ask for authorization: The Game.
PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
At any rate, I'm glad to see more Klyka LP goodness.
It's like the universe is populated by midget women and giant men.
Argh, this game pisses me off so much.
Remember when this trailer first came out:
and everyone was like 'OMFG THIS IS AWESOME!'
Is it possible to go back in time and warn everyone?
The worst part is that I remember in Prime when she sees Meta-Fucking-Ridley, she gets this look on her face like she wants to tear his head off.
Dude, she's probably the most powerful being in this Universe.
The only people who should be breaking down and crying are the ones who have to fight her.
I tell myself I have gotten a bit more entertaining over the course of my LPs, so I am not sure how well my older ones hold up!
Samus Aran destroys planets, exterminates entire species, sends the Space Pirates into a panic when they suspect she may be nearby and is so awesome people think that therefore she must about as real as Santa Claus because no actual living being could possibly be so awesome.
So it's no surprise that Other M came as a bit of a disappointment to some people.
Well, Samus has reasons to cry, hypothetically.
After all "And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
Replace conquer with explode, and it fits.
Why I fear the ocean.
Just in the "cinematics" she is an utterly stupid waste of space!
This is worse than I'd imagined. Although the gameplay looks neat.
So much
I thought the way interaction with Samus was handled in Prime 3 was pretty good, this is *sigh* Granted I thought Metroid Fusion's handling was dumb too.
On your first playthrough? NO.
But the cutscenes look so pretty. Why would anyone want to skip them?
It's Team "Dead or Alive" Ninja. I'm not that surprised, really.
*sniff*
I miss the days when I didn't attribute a dull witted monotone about babies to Samus.